The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[KEmperor]

There is so much innuendo, I can't help it...

1,2,3... 3 on older kids, but not like punching them in there face, but a little pop in on there lips or something like that.

Also young child tend to learn what is right and wrong to do from "pain." For say the "Don't touch the stove when it is one whole deal." So a nice good pops on the butt will help the understand that is wrong and if they don't want them again most likely they won't do it, or at least try not to.

His butchery of the English language qualifies him by itself, but then the actual content takes it to the next level.

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If ignorance was bliss, you'd be having an orgasm by now.

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programming alert!

a bit off-topic:  Grease is playing now on abcfamily.  There in the "beauty school dropout" musical bit with frankie crooning that pink-haired chick.  (yes, I like musicals and don't mind admitting.  that's not a deal-killer either, apparently)

Oh, now john travolta is stepping in, leather clad and slick greased jet black hair. (that's pre-obesity travolta, you know)  what a stud!  olivia is gazing into his eyes like he's a supermodel.  you just know his gonna hit that tight pink cherry.

check it out.

What makes me laugh even more is the thread he posted that in.

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Even a 12-yr-old knows that shooting your mommy in the head is WRONG!

No it isn't.

Um.....

There's no such thing as objective morality, prude.  You just dislike mother-killing, for subjective reasons.  Personally I think it sounds a rather natural developement from the sort of dictatorial power we allow parents.

[KEmperor]

My real views..

Free trade
opposeHealth Care for all
Support Privatize Social Security
Oppose Mandatory "Three Strikes" Sentencing Laws
Gay people can not be  in the army
No Civil unions
Love the  Death Penalty
No School Unifroms
affirmative action- No Affirmative action

patriot act- I fully support

united nations- I hate them stupid liberals

taxes/balanced budget- Flat taxes rate for about 15-20%, We need to have a balanced budget, cut some of the use less programs.

israel- I support Israel because of my religion.

Aborition, only for cases of life and death cases

Gun control, Only for people who don't have a record. Make it where you have to be

legalization of drugs- Drugs are bad

school prayer- Yes, but the teacher should not lead it, It would be more like moments of silence

english as "official" language-english is our language.. if you dont know it go bad to mexico

education- support school vouchers, Reform No Child left behind

esl- ?

gays in military- No, I would not want a gay guy sleeping in the same room as me..

gay rights generally (adoption)- HECK No... what to raise more gay people.

immigration- CLOSE THE BOARDS

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jfern is exactly the type of person we need more of to get our country back on the right track.

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I find it quite amazing that Republicans go to bed masturbating every night...

Link? Photos?

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I've got half a Tsunami right here in my pants.

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I've got half a Tsunami right here in my pants.

Do you find the original intent funny KEmperor, or just the fact that it sounds like I'm saying I wet myself?

A little bit of both.

[KEmperor]

These posts are not funny.

[KEmperor]

These posts are not funny.

You're not funny. Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Oh yeah?  Well:

I'd love to watch a porn movie with a probe attached to my genitals!

and

Harry is soft on anal probing

[KEmperor]

These posts are not funny.

You're not funny. Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Oh yeah?  Well:

I'd love to watch a porn movie with a probe attached to my genitals!

and

Harry is soft on anal probing

Still not funny. What kind of a lameass housewife are you, anyway? I should have gotten a divorce years ago.

You only say that because you're impotent.