Comedy Goldmine XIII: Rand Paul's Last Dance with Mary Jane

[Bo]

Yo mama is so black she goes to the funeral naked.

Go away before you ruin this thread too.

This thread needs to be boycotted. There is nothing wrong with the old thread.

[Bo]

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Rochambeau is not welcome anywhere.

I suspect he is who you are referring to in your sig quote.

The "Should've been banned long ago.  Worthless troll." line?  No, that's not Rochambeau.

Good.

[Bo]

I don't trust someone that good with words.

God, he's right!

So Derek, you don't trust Reagan?

[Bo]

Derek's posts being goldmine worthy is just a given at this point, it seems.

Derek and Libertas are this forum's Stutler and Waldorf.

If I'm the forum's Waldorf, you're the forum's EconoLodge

You don't want to be the Waldorf, anyway. I heard they've been letting Jews stay there lately.

Libertas is, in his words, not an anti-Semite, just an anti-Zionist.

[Bo]

Derek's posts being goldmine worthy is just a given at this point, it seems.

Derek and Libertas are this forum's Stutler and Waldorf.

If I'm the forum's Waldorf, you're the forum's EconoLodge

You don't want to be the Waldorf, anyway. I heard they've been letting Jews stay there lately.

Libertas is, in his words, not an anti-Semite, just an anti-Zionist.

Well, actually you can be not an anti-semite and anti-zionist at one.

You could, but it's very hard.

[Bo]

Derek's posts being goldmine worthy is just a given at this point, it seems.

Derek and Libertas are this forum's Stutler and Waldorf.

If I'm the forum's Waldorf, you're the forum's EconoLodge

You don't want to be the Waldorf, anyway. I heard they've been letting Jews stay there lately.

Libertas is, in his words, not an anti-Semite, just an anti-Zionist.

Well, actually you can be not an anti-semite and anti-zionist at one.

You could, but it's very hard.

Most of this forum is against zionism. Is most of this forum anti-semite?

I'm not sure that most of this Forum is anti-Zionist. A lot of Forummers are, but over a majority? I'm not so sure about that. You know what? I'm going to do a poll right now to see if a majority of the Forum is anti-Zionist or not.

[Bo]

McCarthy beating Nixon in 1968 according to Libertas:

271-221-45

What do you think the map would have looked like?

[Bo]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=2612

He may actually be worse than pbrower. I think there's actually a post in there where pbrower accuses him of being too hackish.

Obama wins 60% in Virginia?  WTFeck?

This is also the guy who said that Blanche Lincoln would lose in Arkansas because she isn't "a true progressive".  I can tell you that I have been to Arkansas many times, I know a lot of Democrats from Arkansas, and very few of them strike me as "true progressives".

He's probably right about Lincoln, though, if he's talking about the Democratic primary.

[Bo]

Talking about big bad fab (bbf):

Do you guys realize what BBF stands for???

1 - Bare.
2 - Back.

I can't go on.

[Bo]

I can trace my roots back to the 16th-17th century. my dads side of the family is descended from these nobles who got kicked out their homeland by the british crown.

Just like you're going to get kciked out of this Forum by us.

In Roch place I'd be catious with talking about who'd be kicked out.

I didn't do anything that deserves being kicked out. Hoffman made a thread about mastrubation--how low can he possibly get?

[Bo]

I'm glad Helen Thomas is ruined after her comments. I'd love to see Israel wipe out the middle east except for Iraq because we're working hard to rebuild it.

[Bo]

No innocents were "mowed down" Snow. The guy that leaked this tape should go to jail for life and if it were ever proven he caused the death of American troops he should face the death penalty.

Yeah, how dare the world find out the truth about the crimes being committed under the U.S. military regime!

Oh, go back to hunting FEMA camps, lol.

Go back to laughably calling yourself a "paleo-conservative, Constitutionalist", neocon.

Dude, get a napkin, you got some Helen Thomas on your face.

[Bo]

DEREK: BILLIONAIRE EXECUTIVE

You clearly have never owned a fortune 500 company

Derek is clearly the gift that keeps on giving.

[Bo]

I remember telling an exit poller to piss off.

Why?

Because he would've been a democrat.

[Bo]

About Al Gore:

I want a scandal.

You need to get laid first.......work on that.

[Bo]

Read for context:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=118768.0

Clearly someone with very serious mental problems. She needs treatment badly. I wonder what she would have done if she herself was a man.

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Check out for context.

I was being serious.

So am I.

So are you going to post a map or not?

Corrected typo.

[Bo]

Read thread for context:

Obama uses the Tsar system if by Tsar you mean Czar. It's because he doesn't agree with a constitutional government like we have. We elected the enemy.

lol. Read the post itself.

That sounds alot like how Obama does things.

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Originally posted here:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=113770.0

Apparently the mods deleted it before I could post it here, so I had to PM useful idiot to get the full text.

It was with Rochambeau's mom. We were working on a kibbutz together in Eretz Israel. One day Bibi Netanyahu came through town campaigning. She turned to me and said "Oy, I'm so wet right now, I just want to kill those little Arab kids so bad, almost as bad as I want to jump you". She wasn't a good looking woman, but there was a way that her frizzy hair and oversized nose twinkled under the desert moonlight. We sneaked into Morty Rubenstein's room, where things started to get hot and heavy. We lit the menorah and I whispered sweet nothings into her ear, talking about removing little Palestinian kids from their homes, and eventually getting really dirty when I moved to talk of my dreams of becoming an accountant or a dermatologist. She lathered herself in hummus which she wanted licked off of her quivering body. Eventually her acid reflux kicked in and she started complaining about every little thing in the world, from her mother to the weather to how salty the gefilte fish was that we had the previous afternoon. We didn't get to make love that night, but my menorah candle still burns as brightly as it ever did for her....

[Bo]

Read thread for context:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=119197.30

no, thankfully, I grew up when television wasn't designed to rip children's souls out and turn them to taco dip.

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California would love to see Christianity end. San Francisco would drool over that idea. Illinois only has Jesus in the 70's because Obama's true colors would show and he'd get out the vote for Allah and fail like he does with everything else. As for the rest of the country I'm sure it's pretty clear. Ok, please close this thread now.

GTFO this thread

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Click thread for context:

I can see Beck running actually.

[Bo]

Winston, Libertas, GTFO this thread.

Who the hell you think you are, Rochambeau?

What did I do?