Comedy Goldmine XIII: Rand Paul's Last Dance with Mary Jane

[The Mikado]

Could we stop posting stuff from the moderator board? It's no fun for the rest of us.

Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that there was a big push for greater mod transparency?

[King]

Could we stop posting stuff from the moderator board? It's no fun for the rest of us.

Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that there was a big push for greater mod transparency?

We're 21st century Americans, damnit.  We're unhappy with the system regardless of what it does it to please us.

[Meeker]

Could we stop posting stuff from the moderator board? It's no fun for the rest of us.

Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that there was a big push for greater mod transparency?

Not from me. I prefer you all to act silently and with discretion. A good mod is one I never notice IMO.

[King]

On Grumps' title choice for a Santorum thread:

Ugly? that's a bit misleading and biased. Why the insult?

[Joe Republic]

Ugh, that Meeker kid is so irritating he makes me want to suck butter from my ass.  I'm like [--THIS--] close to banning him, but he'd probably kill himself if I did.  This is like his only thing in life.

Actually, there's a thought...

[Free Palestine]

I wonder what the mods say about me.  Probably nothing good.

[Lunar]

I wonder what the mods say about me.  Probably nothing good.

Would "nothing" be nothing good?

[Lunar]

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[Antonio the Sixth]

Lolwut ?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

That how Sewer ended his very brief participation in a game:

Shulman cracks his head on the wall and dies.

[CatoMinor]

Obama landslide, as it looks on Thursday following Election Day:

deep red                  Obama 10% margin or greater  290
medium red              Obama, 5-9.9% margin  88
pale red                   Obama, margin under 5% 107
white                        too close to call  6
pale blue                  Republican  under 5%  14
medium blue             Republican  5-9.9% margin  22
deep blue                 Republican over 10% 4

Mississippi is still up for grabs. President Obama's barest win is Tennessee and his barest loss is Louisiana.  President Obama had maxed out in much of America in 2008 and held on there; he gained enough in Colorado, Iowa, New Hampshire, and Virginia to go over 55% in each state. His gains are largely in places that he lost badly in 2008, where he picked up most of the voters that used to go reliably to southern moderates like Carter and Clinton. Kansas and Nebraska have shown that given a choice between a sane liberal and a right-wing nut, they go for the sane liberal as in 1964. Big GOP margins in some Western states have been severely eroded.

Obama had to win Florida by about 8% to have a shot at winning Texas because Texas is best described politically as Oklahoma grafted onto Florida. Obama lost Oklahoma, but he did win Florida by about 8%.

Utah is not an oversight; the GOP nominee was callow enough to say stupid things about the LDS Church, and Mormons have shown the Republican nominee the consequences of a "macaca" moment, which says much about the GOP nominee.  That's only one state, but it is a big lesson.

This is a coast-to-coast, border-to-Gulf, border-to-border disaster for the GOP.

I concur with this one as an Obama loss in a landslide:

with the caveat that whether Obama wins or loses Michigan depends upon the African-American turnout. The Twin Cities and Milwaukee just don't have the black population that Greater Detroit has. Maine splits its electoral votes this time. Ignore the intensity of colors and the EV counts here.

[Sewer]

That how Sewer ended his very brief participation in a game:

Shulman cracks his head on the wall and dies.

That was the only way to end it.

[President Mitt]

I assume that she will still be counted, since she was alive on April 1.

You might need to go to the thread to really appreciate it.

[CatoMinor]

From "Mr. Conservative vs Mr. Republican"

My head would explode from seeing that much freedom on one ballot.

[??????????]

Wouldn't have a chance in the modern day Democratic party.

But you'd have a chance in the Communist Party.

[King]

The brick wall of Libertas debate in a nutshell:

It'd be pretty simple. Things would fall into place just by getting the government out.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

The brick wall of Libertas debate in a nutshell:

It'd be pretty simple. Things would fall into place just by getting the government out.

Rather pathetic attempt at humor, King. I'd have expected better of you.

[King]

The brick wall of Libertas debate in a nutshell:

It'd be pretty simple. Things would fall into place just by getting the government out.

Rather pathetic attempt at humor, King. I'd have expected better of you.

Sorry, Lib, but I was really hoping for some meat and potatoes and you gave me an "everything will be ok" one-liner that made me chuckle.

[Joe Republic]

I don't trust someone that good with words.

[Landslide Lyndon]

As far as a president driving, I meant Obama's entire life he seems he's been chauffeured by Jeremiah Wright, Saul Hulinski, Bill Ayers, and now air force 1 with Dennis Kucinich.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I don't trust someone that good with words.

God, he's right!

[Bo]

I don't trust someone that good with words.

God, he's right!

So Derek, you don't trust Reagan?

[tmthforu94]

Matthew Gilson, also known as DWTL, an ambitious young conservative activist who get nationwide fame of testifying on Fernando Collor de Mello trail and just lost School Board race in landslide, decided to move to the South and run for Senate from Alabama and, eventually, for President.

Mr. DWTL just crossed the border.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Comes from a poster, who still have Coughlin stuff in his signature and used this name in his display name:

Given his economic positions, Coughlin actually made FDR looks like a fiscal conservative.

Also, Libertas, why are you admiring a hate-baiting anti-semite?

I'm not.

Denial?

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

Comes from a poster, who still have Coughlin stuff in his signature and used this name in his display name:

Given his economic positions, Coughlin actually made FDR looks like a fiscal conservative.

Also, Libertas, why are you admiring a hate-baiting anti-semite?

I'm not.

Denial?