Grade the first night of the RNC

[Averroës Nix]

It came off like a David Lynch adaptation of Triumph of the Will, set in the United States in 2016, that had been edited down to a fourth-grade reading level by concerned studio executives who thought that it would be too sophisticated for its audience.

[Averroës Nix]

plagiarism = automatic zero is the usual rule, but it'd've been an f even without.

The plagiarism was imbecilic and humiliating, but it was the least objectionable portion of the entire night. Telling how American media coverage is more concerned with Trump's bumbling third wife stealing a few platitudes from Michelle Obama, verbatim, than with the veritable feast of hatred, ignorance, and unadulterated rage that comprised the remainder of this ghoulish show, no?