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Kalwejt
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« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2017, 07:44:58 AM »

It's so true it ought to be quoted more than one time.
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« Reply #51 on: April 30, 2017, 12:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Compassion Fills the Void on April 30, 2017, 12:12:48 PM
Quote from: clash on April 29, 2017, 11:20:07 PM
Has this sort of thing ever been funny?

The only one who ever successfully pulled this sort of thing off was Vander Blubb, and even then his parodies were quite different in that he parodied individual posters, not some vague archetype. That is never funny. Never do it.
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« Reply #52 on: May 02, 2017, 01:03:28 PM »
Timeless
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« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2017, 05:07:10 PM »
Quote from: Speaker CXSmith (Labor-MA) on May 29, 2017, 05:06:29 PM
I mean, every single Family Guy episode is basically the same thing, so
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« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2017, 03:55:23 PM »
Quote from: SUSAN CRUSHBONE on June 01, 2017, 03:50:30 PM
Quote from: En Marche Forcée on June 01, 2017, 12:53:11 PM
Sam Spade is terrible, Virginia is the best, and mods please lock this thread thx.

To be honest all I remember about Sam Spade was his love for a term "f****t".
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« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2017, 02:49:07 PM »
Quote from: #TheShadowyAbyss on June 03, 2017, 06:50:20 PM
Stop Salafist/Wahhabist teachings from being spread from Saudi Arabia, work with the local Muslim communities to fight radicalization and help foster a relationship so WHEN one does get radicalized, the community can report them to their respective law enforcement.
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« Reply #56 on: June 08, 2017, 08:05:14 PM »
Quote from: Angel of Death on June 08, 2017, 08:03:02 PM
Quote from: Mike88 on June 08, 2017, 08:00:32 PM
I think we can call it and one of the few good news from tonight, RIP UKIP.

That's a bit like celebrating the death of a suicide bomber after detonating at the intended target.
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« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2017, 05:23:57 AM »
Quote from: SUSAN CRUSHBONE on June 14, 2017, 05:19:56 AM
one person constantly banging on about something doesn't make it a meme
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« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2017, 05:36:14 AM »
Quote from: Fmr. Pres. Griffin on June 15, 2017, 05:17:20 AM
People in that thread be acting like the title was "If Scalise dies, who runs for his seat?".

It's a political forum: people are going to speculate when major events occur and there is nothing wrong with that.
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« Reply #59 on: June 16, 2017, 06:49:53 AM »
Quote from: Senator Scott on June 16, 2017, 06:23:11 AM
Notice, by the way, how blaming Obama or Bernie Sanders for this is fair game, but mention a single word about gun control and you're "politicizing tragedy."  I've never been a big proponent of tight gun control laws, but the way they deflect on this issue is very obvious and something only idiots (i.e. Americans) would fail to see.
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« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2017, 11:32:50 AM »
This is our life:

Quote from: TexasGurl on June 20, 2017, 11:28:16 AM
Do nothing: Get bitched at.
Lock a thread: Get bitched at.
Edit a thread: Get bitched at.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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« Reply #61 on: June 21, 2017, 03:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Phony Moderate on June 21, 2017, 07:41:12 AM
Being anti-Trump and nothing else isn't an election winner.
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« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2017, 10:07:28 AM »
Quote from: AtorBoltox on June 25, 2017, 02:45:32 AM
The Clean Wehrmacht myth is incredibly dangerous
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« Reply #63 on: August 04, 2017, 11:28:47 AM »
On Korea:

Quote from: Can't Contain-y the Delaney on August 03, 2017, 02:51:33 PM
Also, what's the point of preventing a refugee crisis by absorbing all of the refugees into your country? That would be like the US annexing Mexico to prevent illegal border crossings.
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« Reply #64 on: August 27, 2017, 03:14:36 PM »
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« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2017, 05:35:20 PM »
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« Reply #66 on: October 18, 2017, 03:43:18 PM »
Quote from: ColonelSanchez on October 18, 2017, 02:53:44 PM
Because a good troll quietly inserts himself into the minutia of Atlas culture, where as a lame troll comes in guns a blazing and burns out quick.
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« Reply #67 on: October 19, 2017, 01:24:57 PM »
Quote from: Caripace Clavicle Moundshroud on October 19, 2017, 01:24:01 PM
Bush bullied gays to get better conservative turnout in 2004. He was the original king of the deplorables.
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« Reply #68 on: October 24, 2017, 11:38:11 AM »
Quote from: Türkisblau on October 20, 2017, 01:51:29 AM
atlas irony candidates aren't even funny anymore. What a sad state of affairs here Cry
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« Reply #69 on: November 05, 2017, 04:02:58 PM »
Quote from: TexasGurl on November 05, 2017, 03:25:00 PM
Time to break out the handy "Mass shooting in US checklist":
1. Send thoughts & prayers but not actually do anything useful✔
2. Argue over semantics of the term "assault rifle"✔
3. Argue over semantics of the term "terrorist" - if Muslim use it, if Christian/white use term "lone wolf" "mentally ill" "troubled past" ✔
4. Congress does nothing but NRA increases donations just in case ✔
5. Wait for next one, rinse,repeat
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« Reply #70 on: November 15, 2017, 05:31:04 PM »
Quote from: Ebsy on November 15, 2017, 04:15:44 PM
Successful coups usually occur with little more than a whisper and unconfirmed reports of sporadic gunfire and tanks in the streets. The loud ones are usually the ones that fail.
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« Reply #71 on: November 16, 2017, 03:58:04 PM »
Quote from: ProudModerate2 on November 16, 2017, 03:40:50 PM
Quote from: bronz4141 on November 16, 2017, 02:31:32 PM
Won't some feminists shield that woman from facing charges/resignation?

There could be some.
Just like there are some men who try to "shield" other men when a wrong is committed.
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« Reply #72 on: December 29, 2017, 03:09:55 PM »
Quote from: dead0man on December 29, 2017, 01:49:07 PM
no, they've been properly explained by science, no matter how much I may want it to be true.
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« Reply #73 on: January 04, 2018, 04:26:17 AM »

You sure cared enough to post this here.
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« Reply #74 on: January 19, 2018, 07:17:54 AM »
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