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Junior Chimp
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« on: May 31, 2009, 03:14:44 PM »
I found this amusing.

Quote from: RowanBrandon on May 31, 2009, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: Brezhoneg on May 31, 2009, 02:37:46 PM
Quote from: RowanBrandon on May 31, 2009, 10:31:18 AM
In 10 words or less, explain why I should support your candidacy.

Obviously 10 words or less is impossible.

I will help draft and introduce any legislation by any citizen
My office will be open to recommendations and ideas
I will be happy to discuss any of my votes
I'll vote my conscience and principles, but with the interests of the Northeast in mind

I don't want a senator that believes something is impossible. I'll wait to see if another candidate arises before I give my support.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2009, 04:03:04 PM »
This was the result of a President Forever Game. I personally found this to be very ironic.

Quote from: oakvale on June 02, 2009, 03:47:07 PM



Former Vice-President Al Gore/Senator Barack Obama: 506 Electoral Votes, 61.3% of the popular vote.
Former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani/Governor 'Bobby' Jindal: 32 Electoral Votes, 38.7% of the popular vote.

I came from behind (The GOP had 521 EVs in their column after my convention) after a bloody primary with a massive warchest, decline public financing, and blitzed ads constantly until election day. Beautiful, but even when winning in one of the biggest landslides in history, Gore just couldn't take Florida. Sad
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 02:21:22 PM »
Quote from: Bayh! `10 on June 13, 2009, 12:15:08 PM
I'll play along, mostly since I'm suffering from extreme boredom...

Me vs. You



Vs. JewishConservative
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 10:36:58 AM »
Quote from: Swedish Cheese on June 26, 2009, 08:10:07 PM
Oh good lord, this must be the most stupid sexist thread ever. I cannot believe threads like these are allowed here. What kind of weirdos would even respond to this...


          ... but anyway since you asked. Yeah I think nice looking waiters are a plus and can definatley improve my oppinion of a place. Of course it only plays a very minor part in why I like or dislike a place.   
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 05:45:56 PM »
Quote from: catmusic on June 24, 2009, 01:58:00 AM
goodbye everyone.

I decided that the forum is annoying, and a waste of my life. I am giving a notice to all my buddies.

Goodbye forever. live a nice life. I know that most of the forum (which hates me) will be glad to see me go. anyone who likes me, no tears please.

I hope you agree with my decision. Goodbye,

catmusic.


Quote from: catmusic on June 29, 2009, 02:36:07 PM
catmusic here, and I am returning to the forum.

I know that many of you are not going to be happy about this. make fun of me, whatever. I just couldn't take it anymore. the pain of not being on is more than being on.

I also know that a handful of you are happy to see me back.

so I hope that for all of you "anti-catmusics", as I call them, will just eventually get over this, if you can, which I know some of you won't. And to all you "catmusic fans" out there, I highly encourage you to stay on my side. And if you don't, you don't, and that would be that.

I know that some of you will be mad at me. And some will treasure when I wasn't here. And some of you smile at my return.

thank you,

catmusic 
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2009, 11:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Mechaman on June 30, 2009, 04:18:53 PM
Quote from: I feel alright, but music sounds better with you, platypus. on June 30, 2009, 04:38:53 AM
Quote from: Mechaman on June 14, 2009, 07:54:02 AM
Quote from: dead0man on June 14, 2009, 07:49:50 AM
It's still rape if you don't get consent.  Period.  So until you build a machine that can read the mind of your goat, no dice.

F$$K!!!!!!    ASS!!!!!!

I think you mean 'Don't fuck an ass'

No I mean FUCK ASS!!! I couldn't counter his logic! That was before I realized how much of a LINO deadman is.

This, my friends, is why big "L" Libertarians will never be mainstream.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 12:23:16 AM »
Quote from: Stampever on August 05, 2009, 10:44:46 PM
Quote from: Obama Supporter UK on August 05, 2009, 09:59:58 PM
Does anyone believe in this theory that the world will either end or something really bad will happen on December 21, 2012?

12/21/12 - "President Obama, closing out the last of his term after being defeated in his re-election run, issues pardons for the remaining handful of detainees at Gitmo."
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 01:48:27 PM »
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on August 17, 2009, 12:21:37 PM
The only thing worse than the French are the French-Canadians. I mean seriously, not only are they French but they're Canadian as well! It's like what you would get if George Bush and Sarah Palin had a child together and abandoned it, only for it to be found and raised by French speaking socialists.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2009, 10:49:39 PM »
Quote from: Mechman on September 18, 2009, 11:22:40 PM
On which current US Senator Mechman is closest to:


Hey, hey, hey! Is there any radical libertarian in the Senate? No.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 09:44:43 PM »

Don't go dissing blue.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2009, 09:57:29 PM »
Context makes it funnier:

Quote from: bgwah on October 26, 2009, 02:53:32 PM
Oh, those poor voters, being forced to re-elect Bloomberg... Roll Eyes

That got a rare LOL from me Grin
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2009, 05:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Fallen Angel on December 05, 2009, 05:30:39 PM
Quote from: Lief on December 04, 2009, 07:01:26 PM
Quote from: Sen. Marokai Blue, PPT on December 04, 2009, 06:51:33 PM
Yeah, htmldon definitely has a point here. I call people muslim all the time when I get angry.

Your new signature is awful.

I agree.

It's moments like these when I wish I had a Lief voodoo doll Tongue
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