Who would win this hypothetical election? What would the map look like?

[Alcibiades]

I do think that socialism is more toxic than atheism to most of the electorate, so I think that the capitalist atheist (for whom I would begrudgingly vote; I’d switch to the socialist Christian if they dropped creationism in schools and conversion therapy) would win a pretty convincing victory. If the Christian dropped the word ‘socialism’ it would be a lot closer. The atheist would dominate the educated suburbs and among well-off coastal liberals, the Christian would win most non-white groups and the Rust Belt, and the wokesters would be a toss-up. Whom the MAGA types would vote for would depend on whom the right-wing media bubble got behind.