Vodka, rye or beer please. Otherwise, basically anything but gin.
What's wrong with you? Vodka is pointless.
The spirits hierarchy is obviously
Gin
Whiskey
Brandy
Rum
Tequila
Vodka
with other alcohols even lower.
What is this tier list?
Whiskey and Agave spirits should be top considering these are more commonly enjoyed neat, no?
Probably. I just really like gin and things with gin in them so that'll always be my favorite. The opposite goes for agave spirits. Regardless, I will die on the hill of vodka being the worst spirit.
I don't think vodka being the worst spirit would be challenged by anyone with a functioning palate. Gin is great, of course, and possibly my favorite spirit to mix, but it's undeniably enhanced by either citrus, herbs, or vermouth, or some combination thereof.
I will never understand the distaste for agave spirits, however. You really haven't lived until you've subbed the gin a negroni for mezcal!