Is the Illuminati real?

[Person Man]

You know that Global Warming, Genetic Engineering of medicines, food supplies and even people, along with Water Florination and cell phones are all just ways for the Greys to enslave the human race and to terraform our planet so that they can live here. Did you also know that tin foil hats were just a rumor to make the dumbest of humans more receptive to their plans? Me? I can't wait for our "benefactors". At least you won't be able to knock any chick up after they come because they will put up a containment field that breaks down the specific protiens that are essential to embryonic development.