Is the Illuminati real?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Probably not.

[Eraserhead]

If it was, we wouldn't know about it.

[Mint]

Yes, we have t shirts.

[??????????]

99% chance no.

[Matt Damon™]

StatesRights is a lizardman and a 33rd degree Illuminati master sent to Atlas to decieve us. Do not believe his lies!

[??????????]

StatesRights is a lizardman and a 33rd degree Illuminati master sent to Atlas to decieve us. Do not believe his lies!

The masons will be at your door in five minutes.

[Matt Damon™]

I've got an old priest and a young priest, V'rsvlan! Your thugs won't catch me alive!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

No (normal).

[Nixon in '80]

Dan Brown never lies... except that one time.

[dead0man]

No, the 5 Jewish Bankers rule the world.  Along with Big Foot, "greys" and Ron Paul.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No, the 5 Jewish Bankers rule the world.  Along with Big Foot, "greys" and Ron Paul.

I thought you supported Ron Paul.

[dead0man]

A lot of nuts were on the Ron Paul bandwagon.  Sadly, enough to make many think every Ron Paul supporter was nuts.  I support the same things Dr Paul supports, but I don't want to be confused with the loons.

Plus, I'm big enough to make fun of my own.

[bullmoose88]

Fnord

[Kaine for Senate '18]

No, the 5 Jewish Bankers rule the world.  Along with Big Foot, "greys" and Ron Paul.

One of those bankers is my cousin.

[Meeker]

No, of course we aren't. Carry on.

[Franzl]

only Ron Paul can save us from them!

[JSojourner]

I dated the Illuminati twins in high school.  Naughty, naughty...

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

No, probably not

[Ban my account ffs!]

If they do exist, I highly doubt they go by the name "Illuminati." 

[Matt Damon™]

I don't know if they call themselves illuminatis but there are a cabal of Jewish Banking Families that control most of the worlds wealth.

Gates and Slim are now jewish names?

[Eraserhead]

I was wondering how long it would take for him to start talking about the Rothschilds...

[dead0man]

I don't know if they call themselves illuminatis but there are a cabal of Jewish Banking Families that control most of the worlds wealth.

Maybe, but they take their orders from Big Foot, the greys and Ron Paul.

[JSojourner]

I was wondering how long it would take for him to start talking about the Rothschilds...

I can't wait for the U.N. black helicopter talk to ratchet up again.  I was a regular on the AOL news boards back in the 90's and the conspiracy du jour there was as follows...

1.  The road signs in America have codes and numbers on them (true, sometimes) and the purpose of those codes is to provide United Nations troops with directions to various goverment and military targets of occupation.  This was supposedly Hillary and Bill Clinton's idea.

2.   Black helicopters occupied by CIA men -- working under UN auspices -- were "watching" patriotic Americans' movements.

3.   Soviet (yes, Soviet) tanks and troops were already stationed in Kansas and at the Presidio in San Francisco to act as backup for the coming UN takeover.  The proof was a photo a Soviet-made tank taken in Kansas.  (Never mind that it was scrap that had been used on a target range in the 1950's) and never mind that the Soviet Union ceased to exist years before the rumor started.

All this stuff was sourced from Newsmax and World Net Daily.

[Person Man]

You know that Global Warming, Genetic Engineering of medicines, food supplies and even people, along with Water Florination and cell phones are all just ways for the Greys to enslave the human race and to terraform our planet so that they can live here. Did you also know that tin foil hats were just a rumor to make the dumbest of humans more receptive to their plans? Me? I can't wait for our "benefactors". At least you won't be able to knock any chick up after they come because they will put up a containment field that breaks down the specific protiens that are essential to embryonic development.