How are you simultaneously so pessimistic about the US and optimistic about Canada? The Liberals are INSANELY unpopular. Biden is more likely to win again than Trudeau, and Canada has its fair share of crazies (and Poilievre doesn't even come close to matching Trump's level of insanity).
Canadians hate the United States, not without reason. They'll do whatever we don't do, because we live rent-free in their heads. Again, they have a right to hate us, everything is so much better up there.
Sure, Canada doesn't have the South, but that's painting the whole country with a very broad brush and ironically is a very ignorant American statement to make.