This Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy

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This'll scare you: some of us on the right actually believe in and agree with most of the things said at these conferences.

[Conservatopia]

Just accept you are an authoritarian at least. You want to impose your views on us, at the end of a barrel of a gun. Like Chairman Mao.

Yes. I accept that, at heart, I am fundamentally an authoritarian. I would like to remake society in my own image, but alas - the nation is not ready for my theocracy just yet.

Don't let the yellow avatar fool you - my feelings about fascism are mixed at best.

[Conservatopia]

Things Boy George likes:

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Also did Liz Truss seriously sign a copy of the mini-budget at that conference (source)? That really takes the cake for shamelessness.

Aye.

Liz Truss being self-promoting and shameless whilst surrounded by lots of young men? Say it ain't so.

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Yet another gay Tory MP turns out to be an absolute rotter and resigns.

Chris Pincher
Crispin Blunt
Boris Johnson
Imran Ahmed Khan
Andrew Rosindell (Coming soon?)
Scott Benton (Coming soon?)

[Conservatopia]

Yet another gay Tory MP turns out to be an absolute rotter and resigns.

Chris Pincher
Crispin Blunt
Boris Johnson
Imran Ahmed Khan
Andrew Rosindell (Coming soon?)
Scott Benton (Coming soon?)

I didn’t know Boris was gay!

Talks in a funny voice.
Exaggerated mannerisms.
Secretive private life.
Uses fancy words.
Went to Eton.
Drinks tea.

I mean, all the stereotypes are there, just for all the wrong reasons.

[Conservatopia]

I once again remind people that

British conservatism is entirely vibes based.

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Are party HQ *really* going to try and foist Seb Payne on the Bromsgrove party membership?

It gives us the chance of a banter outcome where he gets imposed, an independent runs and he ends up losing a very safe seat.

And of course the independent would turn out to be cartoonishly corrupt and would fall back on populist rhetoric before being inevitably jailed. Seb Payne wouldn't be selected for the subsequent by-election but by then would be the host of some unnecessary podcast.