The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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proper swing map

i like how vermont’s governorship ceases to exist

Phil Scott's popularity causes Canada to annex it.

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Yes

In fact, as a white male in America this happens everyday to me. I was strolling around in the local mall when a bloodthirsty mainstream media loving SJW came and attacked me with nothing but her bare hands. I laid on the floor, motionless, as if all bones had escaped my body. suddenly, I realized this woman was not alone. out of the shadows, 11 other Libtard feminazis walked up, chanting "men must die! men must die!" and the leader of this circle grabbed a gun from her pocket (I knew that it was an AK-47 from looking at it, I know a lot about guns ) and shot me 3 times in the chest. And since the majority of society are mainstream media loving SJW feminazis libtard snowflake manhaters, they didn't even notice when a straight white man was on the floor bleeding out of his stomach.

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AJC has a new poll out exclusively of women tomorrow.

I have an idea. They can partner with the AARP and get a solid majority of the electorate.

More likely they would do the opposite, and poll only female Seniors. Just what we need, a poll of only female Seniors!

They should combine forces with MoScout and poll only one state senate district.

Brilliant. A Latino Decisions-AARP-AJC poll of only Latino female Seniors in 1 Senate district. Make it a Senate district somewhere in rural Georgia where there is a really low Latino population, and maybe it will be possible for it to be a poll of only a single voter.

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If Wulfric's house were to catch fire, he would probably blame the fire and the firefighters equally for the resulting damage.

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The more I read, the more I'm convinced that this is a deep-rooted conspiracy by the Far Right.

Stuff huffin coal. It’s damaging the brainsmalls inside ye skull.

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So in both the St. Louis and Chicago suburbs I have noticed a strong correlation with the amount of rabbits you see outside and how GOP friendly an area is. I wonder if that is true in other Midwestern suburbs as well.

Is WOW knee deep in rabbits?

This is an interesting hypothesis. From 2011–2013, a family of rabbits moved into our yard, returning each spring to mate and suckle their offspring. These dates obviously correspond to the 2011 election of Pete Buttigieg as Mayor of South Bend, the success of Joe Donnelly's 2012 senatorial campaign, Glenda Ritz's victory over Tony Bennet, and John Gregg's tantalizingly-close loss to Mike Pence in the 2012 gubernatorial campaign. In 2014, my dog killed one of the rabbits at the start of their mating season, ending the line. Since then, no Democrat has won statewide in Indiana and districts once rated as "tossup" are now solidly Republican. I conclude that there is a direct inverse relationship between the rabbit population of the Indianapolis suburbs and the electoral viability of Democratic candidates.

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lol no we've played this game before and seen the result

We have seen this game before and it resulted in
1. A Prada socialist bisexual atheist being elected Senator in Arizona
2. An unmarried black woman coming a point away from bein Governor in Georgia
3. A hit-and-run DUIer who was a loud supporter of the NFL kneelers nearly winning a Senate seat in Texas

1. One of the most conservative Democratic senators, not a moderate

3. A pro natural gas Democrat

I didn’t know Beto supported farting in public