I didn't watch. What did Perry do that everybody agrees was so catastrophic? I've never seen so much unanimous agreement on anything on here. Ever.
"There are three Federal Agencies that when I get there are gone. Commerce, Education, and eh... the eh... what's the third one there? Lessee..."
Ron Paul jokes, "how bout five!"
"Five, heheh okay! But, Commerce, Education, and uh... the uh... er.... uh..."
Mitt Romney, helpfully: "The EPA?"
"EPA! Thereyago. Naw, I'mkiddinya."
Moderator: "Seriously? Is the EPA the one you were talking about?"
"No sir. No sir. We're talking about the, eh, agencies of government... the EPA needs to be rebuilt..."
Moderator: "But you can't name the third one?"
"The third agency of government I would do away with. Education... the uh... em..."
Romney, helpfully: "Commerce"
"Commerce, and let's see... I can't. The third one... I can't, sorry... Oops."
*a few seconds of silence that seem to last forever*