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He's black y'all!

For the hundred millionth time, I AM NOT BLACK!!!!!!!

We know, we know. It's "African American."

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Hillary Clinton (R-IL)

There are a multiplicity of things wrong with this fragment

Actually, Hillary Clinton is a former Republican.

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He thinks they do... basically, if anything Krazen writes actually makes sense, I'm going to walk in front of a truck.

This is your utopia, champ. High taxes and no guns for the people, monstrous unions, and rampant homosexuality.

That's what you people say you want for all of us.

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Never will I use my name, first, middle, or last in my username or display name.

And yet, you share every detail of your life with total strangers on a politcal forum. Sounds about right.


And yes, mine includes my first name.

You mean "CT" isn't your last name?

Maiden name.

Maiden name minus two letters, you mean? 

No wonder he threw two letters away, everybody would.

Yeah, it's why I became a TX

To us you'll alwasy be a huge CT

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I got Wood!

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Energy Secretary Chu has been designated to be the 45th President of the United States should the unlikely occur this evening.

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With a name like Chu, he should be the Transportation Secretary.

Clickety-clack.  Clickety-clack.  Clickety-clack.  Clickety-clack.  CHU!  CHU!

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Not sure what this means, but:

IMPERIAL DOMINION OF THE SOUTH - SENATE

[1] North Carolina Yankee of North Carolina
^{Federalist Party}

[  ] Seatown of Tennessee
^{Labor Party}

[  ] Write-in:______________________________
^{-__________________}

[  ] None of the above

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I have recently passed an executive order to deem the city of Buffalo, New York our official 'Second Capital' of the Northeast Region.  If I am sworn in once again, I will formally begin my second term in that city.  I anticipate that future governors will follow precedent.

This amendment is

DEAD!

Stop living in a dream world.  Face reality.  The peple have spoken!

In a democracy, you really have no choice but to accept the will of the people. 

"Second Capital"?  I have never heard anything so silly in my life.  The Northeast Assembly is, and will remain, by the will of the people, in New York City.  You're sitting in your little office in Buffalo, pouting, and the business of the Northeast is being carried on at the real capital in New York City.  What are you going to do, keep in touch by telephone and email?  Get real. 

Do your job as Governor, accept the the democratic decision of the voters, and quit acting like some spoiled brat who doesn't get his way.

"Wah, wah, I'm going home and taking my marbles with me. Wah, wah, wah!"

I would certainly hope no future Governors would ever do as you plan to do, i.e. disrespect and thumb your nose at the voters of the Northeast.

Shameful, absolutely shameful and inexcusable behavior on your part.

Because you have made a mockery of democracy, you are not worthy to bear the title of Governor.

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There are over 1800 rapes a day in the United States.
Krazen makes an average of 6 posts a day.
Therefore, every time krazen makes a post, 300 women are raped.

#stopkrazen

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Another litmus test I'd have: You can't run if you support the outright repeal of any of the amendments in the Bill of Rights.

And before anyone asks, THAT INCLUDES THE SECOND AND THE TENTH!

Are there any prominent Democrats that support that?

I don't know, but we need to stop the problem before it starts.

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I am an openly gay male, I live in San Francisco, and I oppose gay marriage at the federal level.

I fully expect that this was one of the rejected cards for Let's Make a Date or Party Quirks on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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As an infant, I cast my ballot for Grand Wizard David Duke in the 1990 Louisiana senate race and contributed to his campaign. But in my defense, I only donated a shiny penny I found on the floor that I didn't feel like eating.

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Any more questions, or are we done?

Do you walk on two legs when in there?

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Nick Snyder for 8th grade president. Talk about reign of terror.

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can anyone here not stand hipsters? Some of them might be nice but a lot of them seem like pretentious douchers. I'm sort of a BIll Maher/Tucker Max/Amazing Atheist type lefty (not saying the latter two are lefties but saying thats how I am) that generally likes to sniff out bs from either side.

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something like this if hillary were to expose rand paul's crazy economics.

Fixed. Isn't 3 years out stuff fun?

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Considering yourself a hipster won't make you white, Oldies. Only plastic surgery will.

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A related note: I remember an episode of Fairly OddParents (pretty lame show, but I admit I used to watch it) where Cosmo and Wanda appear in 1970 as Bill Gates' fairy godparents (when Gates would've been 15), and he talks about inventing the internet in the future.  I honestly think it would've been funny if they portrayed Al Gore as a child and having Cosmo and Wanda as his godparents while he talks about inventing the internet in the future.  Of course, the producers of the show would NEVER do that (for obvious reasons.)

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No. We all want to motorboat Katy Perry.

I'd rather schooner.

And some guys would like to yacht all over her poop deck.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=172813.0

Do you think it says anything that that was locked way more quickly than the penis size thread?

Yep.

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2. Abolish the 17th Amendment

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Masturbate on cam and see how long it takes him to hit next.

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