2020 Atlasian Republican Primary: Which Elephant Will Fight Dixie's Boy?

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Huh. Santander must really not like his job if he's running against his employer.

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Huh. Santander must really not like his job if he's running against his employer.

I just thought it would be interesting to see.

It will be. Remember, a vote for Santander is a vote for Southern Gothic

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Huh. Santander must really not like his job if he's running against his employer.

I just thought it would be interesting to see.

It will be. Remember, a vote for Santander is a vote for Southern Gothic

Rumors: Is Trump Santander A Democratic Plant?

I can neither confirm nor deny.

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A Santender vs. Southern Gothic race will likely produce a lot of 1960-esque echo chamber calls.

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If I'm allowed to vote, obviously RINO Tom.

You aren't going along with the plan!

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Huh. Santander must really not like his job if he's running against his employer.

Perhaps he got tired of me and my loyalists bringing out the long knives for him at every opportunity. Luckily his betrayal vindicates my stance.

I can't let you be the Himmler to his Rohm. My wing of the party thinks decently well of Santander, and I'd rather not purge those folks from our party. I've decided to keep you on as my Vice President, in the hopes that we can maintain unity between our wings of the party, while the Republicans so obviously can't.

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President Southern Gothic address the results of the Republican Primary!


Ladies and gentlemen of our beautiful nation, it is readily apparent to all of us that we as a nation are at a moral crossroads, the likes of which we have never seen in our history before. A crossroads, that will try the minds and hearts of each and every citizen. The hands of destiny have laid at our feet two choices. Two roads that will set the course of America's future for generations to come.

On the one hand, we have the world that the Republican Party has concocted in a smoky back room while their pockets were being lined by foreign powers. They put forth a paradigm of America that is plagued by insidious selfishness and dominated by corporate greed. Mr. Tom of Illinois is the post child of the global elite. He, and others like him who pound the drum of "business" are routinely selling the soul of this nation to the highest bidder overseas.

I do not believe that Mr. Tom has evil in his heart. I am inclined to see the goodness of everyone. But the sheer and blatant nihilism that is present in his platform is a disgusting injustice and a perversion of what it means to be American. The Republican Party does not represent America, nor does the Republican Party represent the working man. We must stay the course that we have been on these last four years. The course that has brought prosperity and security to our must destitute and vulnerable citizens. We have made great strides for economic justice in these last four years, and we cannot allow for the crony capitalists to reverse those trends.

The other hand, the other road we can take, is the road of community interests, of sound morality and economic justice. An America in which the rights and needs of every citizens are respected and satisfied. We envision an all inclusive, traditional America. A land of comfort, prosperity and equality. In which we can all love and respect our neighbors and feel safe in our beds.

I am proud to be leading our nation into the next step of our great Democratic experiment, but I am even prouder of the average American's leadership in making this nation as best as it can possibly be. Together, and only together, will we continue to strive for excellence and make the impossible, possible. In this election, I am confident that we, the American people, will continue to reject the evils of selfishness, nihilism and tyranny. And continue on the road to great prosperity for this generation, and every generation hereafter.

Thank you, and good night.

Re-elect Southern Gothic and IceSpear this November!

Campaign Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8

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I'm not the VP!? Voting for Tom unless you do something about Sahrawi independence before November, "President" Gothic.

My position on Sahrawi independence: Whatever LLR wants.

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As a Republican, I will get in line behind the nominee just as Pat Buchanan did in 1996 as long as he picks a true conservative, pro-life running mate.

Man, you REALLY hate having a job.

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I'm not the VP!? Voting for Tom unless you do something about Sahrawi independence before November, "President" Gothic.

My position on Sahrawi independence: Whatever LLR wants.

So, as president of the United States and leader of the free world you will do everything in your power to ensure Western Sahara gets independence from Morocco? And upon winning you will appoint me Secretary of State or at the very least let me chair a committee to make Western Sahara independent?

Deal! Endorsed!

All of the above will be heavily "considered"

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I'm not the VP!? Voting for Tom unless you do something about Sahrawi independence before November, "President" Gothic.

My position on Sahrawi independence: Whatever LLR wants.

So, as president of the United States and leader of the free world you will do everything in your power to ensure Western Sahara gets independence from Morocco? And upon winning you will appoint me Secretary of State or at the very least let me chair a committee to make Western Sahara independent?

Deal! Endorsed!

All of the above will be heavily "considered"

Hey, I've worked hard as SoS. I negotiated the killing of all of Paflagonia for only the price of a well-worn haypenny. I will continue these feats as SoS in Round Two.

Your resignation would be accompanied by mine as well. I was actually considering recommending you become National Security Advisor, too.

NeverAgain is possibly my top ally in the Cabinet, and I intend to stand by him in these times. I would support making LLR Special Envoy to Western Sahara or Chair of the Western Saharan Committee.

All good recommendations.

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Southern Gothic, if elected to a second term, will you make August 30 "National Huey Long Day"?

My vote is contingent upon your choice.

August 30th will be National Huey Long Day, September 10th will be Every Man a King Day.

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As a Republican, I will get in line behind the nominee just as Pat Buchanan did in 1996 as long as he picks a true conservative, pro-life running mate.

Define true conservative, as I think economic populism is inherently not conservative, yet those folks never get called RINOs.

I will pick a pro-life runningmate.  Give me a few minutes to think it over.

EDIT: In an attempt to unite the party, I'll pick Sunshine as my VP.  He's proudly pro-life, and we will be arguing that SG's foreign policy is naive and has made America less safe!

Being the most pro-Israel Democrat in a long time makes my foreign policy naive? Huh, interesting.

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As a Republican, I will get in line behind the nominee just as Pat Buchanan did in 1996 as long as he picks a true conservative, pro-life running mate.

Define true conservative, as I think economic populism is inherently not conservative, yet those folks never get called RINOs.

I will pick a pro-life runningmate.  Give me a few minutes to think it over.

EDIT: In an attempt to unite the party, I'll pick Sunshine as my VP.  He's proudly pro-life, and we will be arguing that SG's foreign policy is naive and has made America less safe!

Being the most pro-Israel Democrat in a long time makes my foreign policy naive? Huh, interesting.

LOL, I just remember thinking you were a pretty committed dove on foreign policy.

You can be a dove and support Israel.

Btw, I think we should schedule a debate.

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If you want a debate, I'd prefer not to host it. I think that if you want veto power over my descriptions, that would be good enough.

That's fair. I just think someone uncommitted to either candidate should host it.

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Q. 1: Who care?
Q. 2: Fiscally conservative, socially liberal; FF?
Q. 3:
Q. 4: Profit?

1. Let the states decide
2. No. (HP)
3. !!!
4. Reagan Democrats

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Mr. Southern Gothic, are you pro-life?

I believe in limiting the number of abortions performed no matter what. Now, that does not mean making abortion impossible to get through legal means. I'd prefer that we have better funding to women's health programs and better, more practical sex education for our youth so that we can prevent a good chunk of possible abortions. Beyond that, I would only support abortion in cases in which the woman's life is at risk, or in cases of rape or incest.

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I have no objections.

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Would any of Peebs, dar, Xing, EvergreenArbor, or Kalwejt be interested in being my running mate (on the Liberal ticket)

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Would any of Peebs, dar, Xing, EvergreenArbor, or Kalwejt be interested in being my running mate (on the Liberal ticket)

Unless you can top Huey Long Day on August 30 with Russ Feingold Day on March 2 and Michael Dukakis Day on November 3.

I'll through in a Henry Wallace day October 7th. Make a bank holiday for extra irony.