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« on: January 03, 2006, 05:10:45 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2006, 07:35:15 PM »
Why are we wasting time on dead-end fads like solar energy or fossil fuels?  All this time we could have been using f****try.
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2006, 10:31:57 PM »
Apparently, the comedy goldmine thing started on this forum in a thread that has now been deleted.  This quote is how it started:


Notice that I edited Everett's last post.
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2006, 11:16:33 PM »
Oh yeah, but I was just saying that what I posted was when the whole "you're a comedy goldmine" thing started.
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2006, 10:51:33 PM »
Referring to Everett, who lives in California:
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2006, 09:17:00 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on January 19, 2006, 09:15:33 PM
I've always wondered how jfern became so amazing at debating...

Quote from: jfern on January 19, 2006, 05:42:33 PM
Quote from: A18 on January 19, 2006, 05:40:09 PM
The Constitution supersedes Senate rules, and the argument is that the closure rule is unconstitutional.

Your mom is unconstitutional.

What's scary is that jfern probably thought he was making a valid argument.
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2006, 05:06:21 PM »
LOL, I was about to post that too.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 07:54:09 PM »

Jesus Christ.  The man is a walking human equivalent of this:
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2006, 09:23:44 PM »


I'm sorry Phil, but this truly belongs here.
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2006, 09:27:36 PM »
That was the central reason for me posting this here.  In answer to your question, I truly have no idea.
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2006, 12:25:31 PM »
Hmm, it took just over a day.
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2006, 09:11:37 AM »
To all the Bible thumpers in the last few posts: do you see what it says in the thread title in brackets?  Please take your ridiculous Holy War elsewhere.
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2006, 02:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Josh22 on August 21, 2006, 01:19:48 PM
Its sad today how more and more people get stupid. In the end we all well see. The Bible is 100% real. You guys are just to stupid to understand or believe in it.
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2006, 04:31:36 AM »
Quote from: downwithdaleft on August 21, 2006, 07:58:08 PM
What's funny about the bible being true?  Not believing it and you going to hell is funnier for me, but seriously I think saving yourself would be much better for u Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2006, 08:05:59 PM »
Heheh, "Poolenty":


Quote from: Bandit3 on August 23, 2006, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Sam Spade on August 23, 2006, 07:52:34 PM
Uh, Minnesota judges (the Supreme Court included) are elected through a non-partisan election.

That could be just as bad. If people are willing to elect conservatives like Poolenty and Kiffmeyer than they'll probably elect conservative judges too.
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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2006, 05:56:26 PM »
Not to mention that I've corrected his spelling and grammar a few times.  I guess he was using the 'George W. Bush' definition of 'articulate'.
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2006, 01:57:49 PM »
While that is truly hilarious from start to finish, it's probably only fair that the real author gets the credit.
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2006, 06:17:05 PM »
What made it funny for me was the 'communist takeover' part.  It reminds me of when the DU / DailyKos crowd talk about the 'fascist Bush regime' and such.
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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2006, 08:41:43 AM »
Unintentionally hilarious:

Quote from: HumanRightsŪ (htmldon) on September 02, 2006, 10:52:05 PM
Republican.  Because ethics and integrity matter.
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2006, 07:12:29 PM »
Quote from: Tredrick on September 06, 2006, 06:41:28 PM
Quote from: conan on September 06, 2006, 06:31:10 PM
Nancy Pelosi is a great face for the democratic party. She radiates strength, confidence, and knowledge. I believe she is tough and a great politician.

That's not strength.  It is post-surgery rigidity.
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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2006, 04:41:52 AM »
Quote from: Red on September 06, 2006, 09:47:43 PM
Eh, you have to see it in context actually. That's probably why this place doesn't have a Comedy Goldmine, while it's funnier than Atlas, all the funny stuff must viewed in context.

So if you knew that it wouldn't be funny for the rest of us who don't know the context, why did you post it here anyway?
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2006, 11:37:54 AM »
Unintentionally funny:

Quote from: DownWithTheLeft on September 09, 2006, 06:58:25 AM
I know it is impossible to predict a winner logically, but I still think Healey will win.
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« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2006, 07:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Kevin on September 12, 2006, 07:35:24 PM
In order to protect our skies from terrorism, I came up with an idea it's kind of stupid and irrational but what if we were to put a Terminator-like robot on each and every flight. Any thoughts?   
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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2006, 07:06:53 AM »
Yeah, Jake pretty much had it coming.
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« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2006, 10:48:53 AM »
Nope, Boss Tweed's was better.  Funnier too, and isn't that the whole point?
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