2020 Presidential Election Results & Exit Polls commentary thread

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If Biden wins Georgia. Stacy Abrams needs to be the chair of the DNC cause whatever she doing she's doing it right.

Lol

She lost her own election and hasnt done anything of note since. Biden won Georgia because Trump is a lemming. They're going to lose both senate seats in a moth or so anyways.

I’m inclined to agree with the last part but you can’t deny that Abrams built the infrastructure. I do think that Georgia 2020 will be like North Carolina 2008.

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1324434835105030151

Fox tripling down on Arizona

I feel like we’re in the Twilight Zone.

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Georgia margin down to 12,825.

These guys are slow at counting

They’re delaying the invevitable but if you just listened to me it wouldn’t be so difficult.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand you have been denied parole from my ignore list.

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Arizona kinda reminds me of 1992 Georgia. They called GA for Clinton almost instantly and were right even though it ended up being one of the closest states of the election.

Wasn’t that back when they used a few “key precincts” to call the race as soon as the polls closed and ended up being wrong fairly often?

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Trump will still eek this out in my opinion.

You have earned yourself a sentence of life on my ignore list with no chance of parole. You are either crack pipe delusional or a shameless troll.

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Everyone just needs to ignore SN. He's clearly just trolling and it won't stop until everyone completely stops engaging and acts like he doesn't exist. He's not contributing anything productive. Just saying the same thing over and over and over

Before election night I had never ignored anyone in the almost 7 years I’ve been on Atlas. MillenialModerate got a life with parole sentence and SN has been sentenced to life without parole. The mods should just ban him from the site altogether and save us a lot of grief.

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from the NYTIMES
"ohn James, a Republican who ran against Senator Gary Peters of Michigan in a tight contest, is refusing to concede, citing vague and unsupported claims of cheating"

Hopefully he f***s off and gets out of politics after his latest loss. Go back to cosplaying hellfire missiles and your sham corporation.

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Trump at 49.9% in PA per NYT

*unzips halfway*

I think we’re all going to be having a big circle jerk in a little while

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I can’t wait. MAGA tears taste like sugar!

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*rolls out 55 gallon drum of lotion*

It’s gettin’ real.

I just wanna say, as a gay man, I'm looking forward to future updates.

Fellow gays represent!

Atlas baybee! I got here the year I realized I was gay and this was the first place where I really knew a significant amount of LGBT people.

I’m here, I’m gay (albeit with a bi-cycle) and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

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Is Atlas 80% gay?

If so then who needs Grindr?

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*rolls out 55 gallon drum of lotion*

It’s gettin’ real.

I just wanna say, as a gay man, I'm looking forward to future updates.

Fellow gays represent!

Atlas baybee! I got here the year I realized I was gay and this was the first place where I really knew a significant amount of LGBT people.

I’m here, I’m gay (albeit with a bi-cycle) and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

At this point, I would like all the forum gays to identify themselves.

Reporting for duty!

Well, ladies, let’s get to work on this 55 gallon drum of lotion.

Better yet let’s all get a hotel room and see where this goes.

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A Congresswoman from Nevada with a drawl. Wow.

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Just woke up. Why aren’t the networks calling it yet?

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What happened in Arizona?

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It might actually work.

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The driver of the Trump Unity Bridge was just arrested by Detroit PD and the vehicle was impounded.

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Okay, now's as good a time as any.

I apologise for my dooming earlier completely. In high-stress situations, I tend to devolve into instantly believing the worst-case scenario is a certainty. For those unfamiliar, this is called catastrophising. It's something I am trying to work on. As of a few hours ago, I have been discharged from hospital and am back home in my own bed.

Glad you’re okay. This is also why I’m granting a blanket pardon to everyone on my ignore list except SN.

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L M A O

https://mobile.twitter.com/KathyBenjamin/status/1324737371628326912

F**K YOUR FEELINGS!!! YOU LOST GET OVER IT!!!

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According to exit polls published by the NYT (https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/11/03/us/elections/exit-polls-president.html) Trump has doubled his share of LGBTQ voters since 2016. Can someone explain this?

Aside from the aforementioned factors, there is also quite a bit of racism in the LGBT community.

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https://twitter.com/VanityFair/status/1324852450109624322?s=20

In the words of Bill O'Reily, "DO IT LIVE!"

My popcorn is ready.

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No more tantrums. No more tweetstorms. No more alternative facts. No more lies. No more Pence, Barr, Conway, Pompeo, Mnuchin, Bannon, Giuliani, DeJoy, Nielsen, Cuccinelli, and DeVos. We will no longer have a First Lady whose porn pictures are readily available on the internet.

We are not kicking millions of people off their health insurance. We are not intentionally destroying Social Security. We are no longer pandering to white supremacists and Nazis. We will no longer ban Muslims from entering the United States. We are not building a wall on our southern border. We are no longer going to put children in cages and permanently separate them from their families. We are no longer putting political pawns into federal judgeships. We are no longer bulldozing the environment for the sake of a few coal miners in West Virginia. We are no longer going to do absolutely nothing about a deadly pandemic except use it to stir up racism, calling it the Kung Flu and the Chinese virus.

America had the chance to vote for four more years of this insanity. And we said no.

God bless President Elect Joe Biden!

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I was listening to "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" on the way over to my aunts' house where we're watching Biden's speech and celebrating with champagne.

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