Which military service branch would you join if you were drafted?

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1. try to seek political asylum in, say, Cuba

2. hide & hope. my mother and father would likely be sympathetic and give me cash so I could live as a paper ghost

3. should the knock on the door come, suicide.

[© tweed]

Well I was assuming this would be in peacetime. During wartime I'd definitely try to find a shrink that would write a note on my behalf getting me declared 4-F.

ah, there's a good idea!  I definitely could pursue that route, I've a paper trail.