Bacon Sundae Vs. Oral Sex

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.

wtf? I mean, I wouldn't eat vagina-flavored ice cream, but "godawful" is a little strong I think.

That said I don't really see the appeal of blowjobs at all. Most girls are awful at them (though maybe this changes at some point by their mid to late twenties) and have no idea how penises work (which is really ridiculous because we're expected to become intimately familiar with a much more complicated and frankly pretty alien looking series of organs) and I'd rather just have sex or service myself down there.

So I guess... bacon sundae is what I'm getting at?

You just haven't found the right girl yet, Lief. While some act like a man's nether region is a plump hot dog, others learn to treat it like a delicate popsicle. It's finding those that do which makes it all worth it. Keep your chin up. It'll come one day.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Perhaps you're right, Duke. I'll keep your words in mind in my future journeys and adventures.

And please keep Christ in mind whenever you engage in sexual acts. Through Him, anything is possible!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.

wtf? I mean, I wouldn't eat vagina-flavored ice cream, but "godawful" is a little strong I think.

That said I don't really see the appeal of blowjobs at all. Most girls are awful at them (though maybe this changes at some point by their mid to late twenties) and have no idea how penises work (which is really ridiculous because we're expected to become intimately familiar with a much more complicated and frankly pretty alien looking series of organs) and I'd rather just have sex or service myself down there.

So I guess... bacon sundae is what I'm getting at?

You just haven't found the right girl yet, Lief. While some act like a man's nether region is a plump hot dog, others learn to treat it like a delicate popsicle. It's finding those that do which makes it all worth it. Keep your chin up. It'll come one day.

That was probably a poor choice of words, Dukey. 

Or was it intentional?