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Question: What choice is superior?
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Are you seriously comparing a sundae to sexual foreplay?  What's wrong with you!!!!? (Oral Sex)		  
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The Miley Cyrus Option (the Best of Both Worlds)		  
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I'm not really sure, both sound really gross (the Morgan option)		  
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Bacon Sundae: All of the benefits of Oral Sex, none of the disadvantages, like Sexually Transmitted Diseases (Bacon Sundae)		  
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« on: May 18, 2011, 03:42:23 PM »
Meh, option 1.
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 03:45:06 PM »
Option 1. No contest.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 08:06:55 PM »
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Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 08:09:28 PM »
Quote from: The Mikado on May 18, 2011, 08:06:55 PM
Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 02:49:02 PM »
NOTA

Oral is sick and wrong and I don't eat pork
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 05:06:39 PM »

Dude...come onn...
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 06:55:28 PM »
Receiving has always been uncomfortable, buy giving is the stuff dreams are made of.
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 07:22:12 PM »

From my perspective, as long as it's between two (heterosexually) married people, I don't care. However, I don't tend to interject my actual morals into threads like this. Seeing as it's some stupid internet poll, I really don't care.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 07:44:14 AM »
Quote from: Vote Cathcon when writing in for Mid-East Assembly on May 19, 2011, 07:22:12 PM

From my perspective, as long as it's between two (heterosexually) married people, I don't care. However, I don't tend to interject my actual morals into threads like this. Seeing as it's some stupid internet poll, I really don't care.

Well, without going too much into it, I've only received from one girl and that was it, but I'd be open to receiving from a guy. But I won't go any further, it's unnessecary and completely irrelevant.
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 09:18:49 AM »
Quote from: Avatars That You Never See on May 20, 2011, 07:44:14 AM
Well, without going too much into it, I've only received from one girl and that was it, but I'd be open to receiving from a guy. But I won't go any further, it's unnessecary and completely irrelevant.

Are we still talking about bacon sundaes?
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 01:47:50 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 20, 2011, 09:18:49 AM
Quote from: Avatars That You Never See on May 20, 2011, 07:44:14 AM
Well, without going too much into it, I've only received from one girl and that was it, but I'd be open to receiving from a guy. But I won't go any further, it's unnessecary and completely irrelevant.

Are we still talking about bacon sundaes?

In a poor attempt to distract the mods, I'll say yes Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 03:07:29 PM »
Would I be infracted if I changed my username to "Captain Cunnilingus"
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 03:11:12 PM »
Quote from: TheNewTeddy on May 20, 2011, 03:07:29 PM
Would I be infracted if I changed my username to "Captain Cunnilingus"

I don't think using formal terms is considered vulgar.

Captain c**ntlicker, on the other hand, may strike at the core of certain posters' values.
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 05:33:50 PM »


Jeckyll/Hyde? 
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 05:53:41 PM »

Click on it.

Let's just say that your (slightly misspelled) treatise on cunnilingus was... unexpected.
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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2011, 06:59:22 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 20, 2011, 05:53:41 PM

Click on it.

Let's just say that your (slightly misspelled) treatise on cunnilingus was... unexpected.

Gotcha.  Fair enough...this thread just happened to hit one of my berserk buttons.  Others include pseudoscience, circumcision, and attempts to defund public radio.
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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2011, 07:13:59 PM »
Quote from: TheNewTeddy on May 20, 2011, 03:07:29 PM
Would I be infracted if I changed my username to "Captain Cunnilingus"

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/665455/
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2011, 07:18:15 PM »
Posting a link to that site is a grave internet faux pas, Morden.  FYI.
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2011, 07:57:38 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 20, 2011, 07:18:15 PM
Posting a link to that site is a grave internet faux pas, Morden.  FYI.

I've never heard of it before.  I just did a google video search on "Colonel Angus snl", and it was the first link to come up.
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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 11:33:45 PM »
Quote from: Jew Republic on May 20, 2011, 03:11:12 PM
Quote from: TheNewTeddy on May 20, 2011, 03:07:29 PM
Would I be infracted if I changed my username to "Captain Cunnilingus"

I don't think using formal terms is considered vulgar.

Captain c**ntlicker, on the other hand, may strike at the core of certain posters' values.

Go for it - I'm in a good mood tonight! Wink
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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 11:35:05 PM »
Quote from: The Mikado on May 20, 2011, 06:59:22 PM
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 20, 2011, 05:53:41 PM

Click on it.

Let's just say that your (slightly misspelled) treatise on cunnilingus was... unexpected.

Gotcha.  Fair enough...this thread just happened to hit one of my berserk buttons.  Others include pseudoscience, circumcision, and attempts to defund public radio.

Why does circumcision hit your berserk button?  More importantly does the fact that you are/aren't circumcised hit her berserk button (if ya know what i mean)
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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 11:44:39 PM »
« Edited: May 24, 2011, 11:50:03 PM by Lief »
Quote from: The Mikado on May 18, 2011, 08:06:55 PM
Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.

wtf? I mean, I wouldn't eat vagina-flavored ice cream, but "godawful" is a little strong I think.

That said I don't really see the appeal of blowjobs at all. Most girls are awful at them (though maybe this changes at some point by their mid to late twenties) and have no idea how penises work (which is really ridiculous because we're expected to become intimately familiar with a much more complicated and frankly pretty alien looking series of organs) and I'd rather just have sex or service myself down there.

So I guess... bacon sundae is what I'm getting at?
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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 11:55:59 PM »
« Edited: May 25, 2011, 12:25:04 AM by Senator Duke »
Quote from: Lief on May 24, 2011, 11:44:39 PM
Quote from: The Mikado on May 18, 2011, 08:06:55 PM
Recieving or giving?  Cunnilingus is tedious and tastes godawful.

wtf? I mean, I wouldn't eat vagina-flavored ice cream, but "godawful" is a little strong I think.

That said I don't really see the appeal of blowjobs at all. Most girls are awful at them (though maybe this changes at some point by their mid to late twenties) and have no idea how penises work (which is really ridiculous because we're expected to become intimately familiar with a much more complicated and frankly pretty alien looking series of organs) and I'd rather just have sex or service myself down there.

So I guess... bacon sundae is what I'm getting at?

You just haven't found the right girl yet, Lief. While some act like a man's nether region is a plump hot dog, others learn to treat it like a delicate popsicle. It's finding those that do which makes it all worth it. Keep your chin up. It'll come one day.

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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2011, 12:14:59 AM »
Perhaps you're right, Duke. I'll keep your words in mind in my future journeys and adventures.
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« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2011, 12:25:46 AM »
Quote from: Lief on May 25, 2011, 12:14:59 AM
Perhaps you're right, Duke. I'll keep your words in mind in my future journeys and adventures.

And please keep Christ in mind whenever you engage in sexual acts. Through Him, anything is possible!
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