Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I've never made any hack predictions.

Sorry, I thought this was Atlas Forum.  Have I been posting to the wrong place?

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This is another mile stone in the history of Atlas stupidity.

No. That milestone was your posting in this thread.

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In reference to Straha:

Wow, my first argument with a libertarian.

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No, I think it just means that Inks is on the Alan Keyes bandwagon.

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OK if people say I'm bad at logical arguments just please don't say that I'm the absolute WORST at it:

Only two active posters: MikeyCNY and Willy Woz.

Also put Stark and KillerPollo on ignore.

You claim to have me on "ignore", yet you respond to my posts.   

Are all paid Hillary posters (like you) pathological liars?

As far as the "ignore" feature is concerned, I only knew it existed a couple weeks ago.    7 people are ignoring me.   LMAO

There's a "show post" button which I use on you way too much. A bad habit I should probably work at breaking.

The fact that you called me a paid Hillary poster is:

1-Hilarious
2-Proves that you're a f**king idiot who's apparentely incapable of reading my sig.
3-Reminds me why I put you on ignore in the first place.

blah blah blah....Whatever, Hillary troll.   No wonder you have like 18 people ignoring you.

Now go cry, emo kid.

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BRTD (with his multiple troll IDs I think his other persona is "Eraserhead")

Mikey gives us a sig material gem!

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In Oklahoma maybe. Not in normal places.

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How is that funny?

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I agree completely.  This forum would be much better off and much more interesting as far as debate is concerned if Mark Del, Dazzleman (BRTD & Co. are in no position -given their seeming idolization of Opebo- to criticize him for alleged pedophilia), and other Republicans who were here when I just arrived (and before I even showed up) came back.  They at least would give the GOP a stronger presence on here.

or, you could just start posting more often.

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You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

The apostrophe is supposed to replace the letter being ommited. That letter is the "o" in "are not". Where's the missing letter between e and n?

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Cool. Porn is for sickos. Thank god the government will get revenue from a bunch of perverts that watch this stuff.

You just stare at the wall whilst wanking?  I guess you were kidding..

I don't masturbate....

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I like how gporter got those really old years but appears to have missed the very obscure elections of 2000 and 2004.

The candidate who won Pennsylvania and New York did win in 2000.

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Even by Stark standards this is insanely hilarious:

I have a feeling Straha is behind the invasion plans. he is bringing in a 3rd force that will battle both the socalled humblemen and the Stormtroopers he will than overthrow the fprum and take Daves place in his plan or Don Black will if he wins. either way the NWO will win. I spoke to Hillary Clinton this mourning and she may come in on the side of the humbleman because they are backed by the Rothchilds illuminati while the Rockefeller Illuminati will fund Stormfront but only for there won way to gain power. Straha is evil in his own right but the illuminati have somthing against him and set him up. I was the only one to challenge the illuminati from the beginning and that is why they want to destroy me. all I can say is it will be ugly on the day of the Iowa Cockasas.

I am still on Mod Review but only because the Rothchilds blackmailed Dave. it is your responsiblity as a humblemen to carry on my legacy. also Jesus and Eboed are Illuminati.

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As for Jessica Wasserstein, she may be an Ohio girl, or she might be Mike Naso's red right hand..

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More hilarity in a PM from Stark (titled Suburb Hating Scum):

you pretty rich white boy thinks you so much better than us middle class suburbanites you wanna go live in teh fricken Gheto be my gues. get your sory rich white ass out of here and leave the suburbs alone. the suburbs are the foundation of the American Class. you and you liberal and neo-con NWO scum want to destroy us the middle class. your NWO will be defeated.

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I find it hilarious he called me rich and himself middle class when he's from some posh Bay Area suburb that probably has a median income of six figures and I'm from extreme desolation in North Dakota.

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Another gem from the guy who believed Pawlenty is so beloved in Minnesota he can swing the state to Brownback.

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yes.  hillary.

So in other words, you're supporting the one Republican who has a chance at winning?

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Mike, enough with the "style over substance" crap.  Substance is just a buzz word for experience, which usually translates into being part of the establishment, which is not a good thing.

You avoided the issue though, smart guy. We are at war. A president needs some experience. He may dance on Oprah...but that doesn't equate to being qualified to lead during war.

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Can't Ronnie Shows run against Uncle Thad? It seems like a waste to have both Democratic Ronnies running for the same Senate seat.

Why would Ronnie Shows run in a race where he's bound to get massacred?

Because he knows how important it is to those of us on an internet message board!

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yay! Rudy gets a delegate! We'll have the momentum for Florida!

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I mean, McCain could be the heir to Ronald McDonald, the clown.

Your profile here seems to indicate that you're 22.

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Before I go to sleep at night, I check under my bed for John McCain.

If I found John McCain under my bed, I might scream.

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But you have to remember...I'm ugly. You, as I've seen you have hot girlfriends, are not. It's this terrible red hair. It made me a model at 10 and a loser by 20!

Naso, shut the hell up.

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Wanna borrow some windex to clean your crystal ball, cause it sure as hell isn't showing you a clear picture.