Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Hatman 🍁]

I think quite a few posts in it were deleted, probably by Alcon. I dont remember what I said as being too offensive.

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God dammit, it was Dave Leip.

He deleted a thread where I posted an IM from the fake Texasindy within minutes.  No surprise then that he'd also delete an *ENTIRE* goldmine thread, a staple of the forum, because the last couple pages were concerned with more fake IMs from texasindy.

Oh yes. Those had been deleted originally.

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Smells like fried human meat justice!

Nothing like an execution to stop violent criminals.  I hear Texas' crime rates are so low that a gay man can walk naked through a rural farming community and be completely unhurt!

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I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.

Well if race shouldn't be an issue, why should gender?

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You can use the table below to see approximately how many Stormfront Members there are in your area as of March 27, 2007.

As of March 27, 2007 we had 105,812 Members. This poll had 9,329 votes on March 27. If you divide the total Members by the Votes you get a ratio of 11.342266 to one. So...I just multiplied the number of poll votes per White homeland by 11.342266 to get the following approximate numbers of Stormfront Members per White homeland. Those total numbers are on the left side. The first number is as of October 22, 2005, the second (in parentheses) is as of March 27, 2007. The percentage of Stormfront is on the right.

#Members....White Homeland....(% of Stormfront)
Oct. 22, 2005 (March 27, 2007)
598 (1,066) .... Russia/Byelorus 1.0% (1.01%)
261 (386) .... Ukraine/Moldova 0.4% (0.36%)
448 (987) .... Poland 0.7% (0.93%)
1,170 (2,019) .... Finland/Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania 1.90% (1.91%)
1,407 (2,371) .... Sweden/Norway 2.2% (2.24%)
598 (777) .... Denmark/Iceland/Greenland 0.9% (.78%)
1,469 (2,416) .. Germany/Austria/Switzerland/Luxemburg 2.3% (2.28%)
4,140 (5,921) .. Netherlands 6.6% (5.60%)
971 (1,713) .... Flanders 1.5% (1.62%)
4,520 (7,282) .. United Kingdom/Scotland/Wales/England 7.1% (6.88%)
996 (1,418) .... Ireland 1.6% (1.34%)
623 (1,009) .... France/Wallonia/Belgium 1.00% (.95%)
859 (1,440) .... Spain/Portugal 1.4% (1.36%)
324 (635) .... Italy 0.6% (0.60%)
261 (454) .... Hungary/Slovakia/Czech Republic 0.4% (0.43%)
934 (1,985) .... Serbia/Slovenia/Croatia/Macedonia 1.5% (1.88%)
598 (1,134) .... Greece/Bulgaria/Romania 0.9% (1.07%)
822 (1,350) .... other (nations not listed - sorry) 1.3% (1.28%)
1,793 (6,295) .. Australia 2.8% (5.95%)
486 (1,112) .... New Zealand 0.8% (1.05%)
436 (805) .... South Africa 0.7% (0.76%)
685 (1,713) .... Latin America/Argentina/Uruguay/Brazil 1.1% (1.62%)
3,960 (6,352) .. Canada 6.2% (6.00%)
1,557 (2,450) .. Maine/NH/Vermont/Mass/Conn/Rhode Island 2.5% (2.32%)
5,479 (8,291) .. New York/Pennsylvania/Maryland/Del/New Jersey 8.7% (7.84%)
2,964 (4,571) .. Virginia/W.Virginia/N.Carolina/S.Carolina 4.7% (4.32%)
3,897 (6,374) .. Georgia/Florida/Alabama/Mississippi 6.2% (6.02%)
1,295 (2,200) .... Tennessee/Kentucky 2.1% (2.08%)
4,308 (6,499) .. Ohio/Indiana/Michigan/Illinois 6.9% (6.14%)
2,129 (3,278) Wisconsin/Minnesota/Iowa/ND/S.Dakota 3.4% (3.10%)
1,133 (1,656) .... Nebraska/Kansas/Missouri 1.8% (1.57%)
3,499 (5,558) .. Oklahoma/Texas/Arkansas/Louisiana 5.6% (5.25%)
959 (1,724) .... New Mexico/Colorado/Utah/Wyoming 1.5% (1.63%)
2,055 (3,164) .. Montana/Idaho/Wash./Oregon 3.3% (2.99%)
5,043 (8,518) .. California/Nevada/Arizona 8.0% (8.05%)
237 (397) .... Alaska 0.4% (0.38%)
286 (465) .... Hawaii 0.4% (0.44%)
63,244 (105,812) ....Total Stormfront Members As of Oct. 22, 2005 (March 27, 2007)

kthxbye

[Hatman 🍁]

One time my friend was driving in North Dakota and she got stuck waiting for a herd of buffalo to cross the road.  When she honked they gave her the finger.

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This whole thread made me LOL https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63775.0

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Yell out "I'M F**KING MIKE TYSON BITCH" and punch her in the vagina.

You missed the funny part

I was making out with girl and then I started to nibble on her ears. Unfortunately, I think I got nervous or something and I chomped down on one of her ears and caused it to bleed. Now she won't speak with me. What should I do?

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=66525.0

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You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

Yeah, I know someone who does that. But she's french.

[Hatman 🍁]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

Must be a french thing.

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no, but even rarer yet is a white Kwanzaa.

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ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS

Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.

They'll be recounting me all day long.

Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.

My response was funnier

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ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS

Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.

They'll be recounting me all day long.

Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.

My response was funnier

"That's what she said" is never funny

We could never be friends.