Junkie for At-Large Senator (Special Election)

[Mechaman]

Well, if you are going to go down in defeat against bgwah at least you will go down with my vote .
Endorsed.

[Mechaman]

Great platform.

I must say I really really agree with the reforms suggested so far for the Vice President.  Perhaps if elected we can work together to ensure that my job isn't boring .

[Mechaman]

A good Axis and Allies player?

ENDORSED.

[Mechaman]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

[Mechaman]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

[Mechaman]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

Relationships are never "free".

Maybe.  But the sex is.
Why do you think it gets worse?

[Mechaman]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

Relationships are never "free".

Maybe.  But the sex is.

Uh, dude. Girlfriends/wives are so expensive businesses and if the sole puprouse is getting laid... I read once an estimation that hiring hookers is less costly globally.

Of course, relationship is not about sex only...

Which.....AGAIN!!!! by itself is free!!!!
You don't have to pay for the sex directly.  All you have to tell her is that she's pretty and that you love her.  The extra stuff, like being the bread earner and occasional abuser is just extra stuff to help you!
Otherwise, every mother in the universe would be prostitutes.

[Mechaman]

Oh, and you don't need wedding ceremony for "free sex itself", Papist.

I AIN'T NO F***ING PAPIST YOU RACIST POLLACK!!!!!

What!!!  You see one of us lily white potato alcoholics and you assume we be bloody boy f***ng papists!!!!!!!?  What the f*** is wrong with you, Pollack Jew!?

Meh I guess, but more people believe in free sex after marriage than those who believe you can get it whenever you make a woman's dough warm and moist.

Just saying.