Junkie for At-Large Senator (Special Election)

[Junkie]

Hey, Junkie, how about little debate?

Normally, I would love to.  But it would depend on how long we have to do it.  My wedding is tomorrow and then I am leaving for an island paradise.  Doubt my new wife would take kindly to me logging on here to do a debate.

Sorry. I hope it does not cost me too many votes.  I will try and post more about myself and my positions tonight.  I kindly ask that all my supporters take up the torch and try to get me elected, as I will not be around the day of the special election.  It is just horrible timing. 

Once I am back, rest assured I will be heavily involved in the Senate.

[TJ in Oregon]

Congratulations!

...and endorsed by the way

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

[Mechaman]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

[Junkie]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Good luck to you

[Mechaman]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

Relationships are never "free".

[Mechaman]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

Relationships are never "free".

Maybe.  But the sex is.
Why do you think it gets worse?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

Relationships are never "free".

Maybe.  But the sex is.

Uh, dude. Girlfriends/wives are so expensive businesses and if the sole puprouse is getting laid... I read once an estimation that hiring hookers is less costly globally.

Of course, relationship is not about sex only...

[Mechaman]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

Relationships are never "free".

Maybe.  But the sex is.

Uh, dude. Girlfriends/wives are so expensive businesses and if the sole puprouse is getting laid... I read once an estimation that hiring hookers is less costly globally.

Of course, relationship is not about sex only...

Which.....AGAIN!!!! by itself is free!!!!
You don't have to pay for the sex directly.  All you have to tell her is that she's pretty and that you love her.  The extra stuff, like being the bread earner and occasional abuser is just extra stuff to help you!
Otherwise, every mother in the universe would be prostitutes.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

My condolences on occasion of losing freedom.

Thanks guys.  But I have to say, I think it may be one of my better decisions.  Shot way out of my league.  Leaving tomorrow for sunnier climates.  Hope my absence does not cost me votes.  Best of luck to my opponent, Kal.  Yet again, I am climbing up hill against a pretty cool poster.  So in advance, as I may not be able to post until after the election, thanks to my voters.

Well at least you'll be getting laid.

FOR FREE!

Relationships are never "free".

Maybe.  But the sex is.

Uh, dude. Girlfriends/wives are so expensive businesses and if the sole puprouse is getting laid... I read once an estimation that hiring hookers is less costly globally.

Of course, relationship is not about sex only...

Which.....AGAIN!!!! by itself is free!!!!
You don't have to pay for the sex directly.  All you have to tell her is that she's pretty and that you love her.  The extra stuff, like being the bread earner and occasional abuser is just extra stuff to help you!
Otherwise, every mother in the universe would be prostitutes.

I'm merely telling that relationship needs investments. Every relationship.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Oh, and you don't need wedding ceremony for "free sex itself", Papist.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You have to do more than tell her she's pretty and that you love her, unfortunately. If that was enough, I'd be on easy street. That said, through all the trials and tribulations you go through in relationships, they are worth it if you're with the right person. Lord knows I put up with a lot of sh**t, but I don't regret any of it.

[Mechaman]

Oh, and you don't need wedding ceremony for "free sex itself", Papist.

I AIN'T NO F***ING PAPIST YOU RACIST POLLACK!!!!!

What!!!  You see one of us lily white potato alcoholics and you assume we be bloody boy f***ng papists!!!!!!!?  What the f*** is wrong with you, Pollack Jew!?

Meh I guess, but more people believe in free sex after marriage than those who believe you can get it whenever you make a woman's dough warm and moist.

Just saying.

[Junkie]

I just snuck away for a few minutes to set my fantasy football lineup and say VOTE FOR ME!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I certainly hope your team has a better week than mine last weekend.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

some last minute campaign slogans:

"We need someone like Junkie in the Senate"

"Make Junkie a frikin Senator already!"