The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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Context:

The two things the Atlas left hates the most - cops and God.

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@The Saint:
Is this a leaked Exit Poll?

My educated guess:

CSU (supposedly conservative):    35 %
SPD (socialdemocratic):                 9 %
Greens (socialist-ecologic):           16 %
Freie Waehler (free conservative): 12 %
AdF (national conservative/Alt-R): 11 %
Bavarian Party (Secessionist):         6 %

Under the 5-%-threshold:
FDP (econmic conservative, social liberal): 4.5 %
The Left (socialist):                                  4.0 %
Other:                                                    2.5 %   

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Johnson's margins went flaccid after his climax in the polls

He’s a 65 year old man. Let’s see if YOUR margins aren’t flaccid when you’re that age.

I 💙 innuendos ❗️

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Anne Richards and Barbara Bush 1994 TX Gubernatorial matchup with Bush Jr vs Anne Richards.
Anne Romney and Shannon O'Brien 2002 Gubernatorial matchup with Mitt Romney

What

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Some enlightening facts about Elliott County, KY ... 😂:

Obama was a horrible fit for the county and still won. Clinton will take it back to the 60% range.

I don't think Trump is going to do any better than Romney here KY.

I'd be shocked if Clinton didn't win it.

New York billionaires like Trump are a poor fit for rural Kentucky.

Hillary Clinton is a white, you see.

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I really like dead0man, but his outrage was just ridiculous and hilarious. 😎

some of you lefties are clearly very angry at libertarians, did some of your moms cheat on your dad with a cool guy or something?  We just make better lovers than most hacks, we think outside the "box".  We certainly don't throw political labels on children doing embarrassing things just so we can have an excuse to mock people.  We have pride you see....you make need to look up that word.

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Biden - To old, I remember when he ran pre-Obama presidency run and he struggled to get 1% of the vote. Not electable and will definitely lose to Trump. I think the long campaign will slow him down.

Sanders - Soooo 2016, his time is gone and he does remind me of the crazy old loon that every now and then has a point but not enough.

Warren - Hello Pocahontas!!! It will be a train-wreck of a campaign if she is the nominee. The Trump rallies, the jokes taking the mickey out of Pocahontas it will be socialism and bottom line is shes from Massachuetts the state that bought kennedy, Kerry etc etc the same old story that never plays well middle of America. She would be a disaster in places like Ohio, Florida, Iowa, Minnesota, North Carolina.

Gabbard - I love her and she's my second choice. She speaks sense and she's a democrat I'd knock on doors for all day long. She's a republicans nightmare.

Klobachar is for me the most electable candidate against Donald Trump. She's the candidate every democrat in tight congressional districts wants on the ballot. She can de-fuse Trump. She will be hard to attack from the republican right. It's a far stretch to call her a crazy liberal. Fox news will find it difficult to go after her but they will but middle America/surburban America she's the right person. The best candidate by a mile. All the political pundits know it. She's not loud, she doesn't rant and rave but she gets bills and laws passed.

With the democratic machine and money once she has the nomination behind her she can pick up the votes of small town suburban America. Biden, Warren and Sanders are to much of a risk and candidates at the bottom of the ticket in marginal congressional districts will struggle.

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I didn't realize this was a Democratic Primary Debate.

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Likely scenario is IA becomes new bellweather over OH and votes for Joe Biden over Trump

Not only the content of that post is hilarious, but also its context... 🙄

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It's too hot in HI in the Summer time. It's like Palm Springs, that's why they dont celebrate daylight savings time. Difference is that it rains, unlike the Desert in Summertime

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That poll though... 🤣

https://talkelections.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=426830

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Mechalord has come up with another, say, "creative" "anecdote"... 

No clue bro.  What I do know is that the hillbilly folk are a good place to go for a good party.  Now I ain't saying I hung out with racist hillbillies or whatever but I'm just saying when you're at a packed house and the parents are out of town for the weekend and everybody is like on you like "hey bro let's get some drugs" it really helps a poor cracker whose mother is on Section 8 housing and who works 3 different fast food jobs during the school week.  Those folks man, they got everything.  Whizz balls.  Whizz bangs.  Shammy Shangs.  Billy Bangs.  And maybe even some Shilly Wangs.  I remember this one time in high school me and my boy Ray we were hanging out with these stacked bros and our friend Ryan Hammond from Glenpool showed up with like this bag of pills.  It was good sh**t man we cut em up and started getting out dollar bills and-

oh sorry this is about the redneck woman's voting history.  I'm not really sure to be honest.  Last night when we were hanging out at her place watching her kid before her ex came home to pick him up she mentioned something about Muslamic Ray Beams and that there is an international child sex ring going on or something.  She also said that the vaccines had microchips in them.. . or somethin.  Honestly I can't remember what she said about the vaccines she just said somethin that sounded like somethin nacker.  I honestly can't remember much of what happened that night because I took a drink of some of their "swamp juice" and I woke up a week later buck naked in the woods with "Velma's Property" tattooed on my left buttcheck and having the worst hemorrhoids on earth.

I really don't want to dwell on this, so I'll get back to the redneck woman's voting history.  Well looking at the surroundings and the fact that she's dating her cousin (great guy by the way, just ask him about what's the best bait and tackle to use on Arkansas bass) I would guesstimate that she tends to be more of the believe in conspiracy theory types because well let's face it folks the gubmint is everywhere watching you.  The gubmint is everywhere and it's taking your money and sh**t like that while running presidential campaigns that cost more than most blockbuster movies and consist largely of highly polished camera angle debate shots and jangy political ads that target the pavlovian tendencies of people.  Like bro did you know, like didn't you hear that like right now somebody is making some scammy political deals to enrichen their pockets and their richie rich friends in Martha's Vineyard or Bel Aire or Where the Hell Ever?  And they go right for the emotional jugular, the Plenti-Paint of American politics: the culture values.

Man, sorry about that I keep getting sidetracked.  I think that's enough analysis for now.  It is obvious that the redneck woman and Jethro Tull are probably the sort of people who would enjoy a nice doobie at a King Crimson concert.  Oh man, those classics!  I remember the first time I listened to Tales from Topographic Oceans all of the people at my high school thought I was this huge pretentious prick who was way into 30 minute songs but man I'm telling you it's quite incredible they got modern electrical instruments to play songs composed like the classics!  And man just the sounds man the sounds are the mood they almost tell the story in themselves, who needs the lyrics?!

As for the redneck woman's voting history?  Hell if I know man, we only hung out one time and that was to Netflix and Chill.

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Virginia will vote for a liberal Democrat for president when hell freezes over.

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https://talkelections.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=62316

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Scholz' and SPD numbers probably go up once an election season comes up in three years, which is a very long time. Incumbency is a huge factor as we've already seen in several of the latest state elections, where late swing towards the incumbent occurred. And even in the early 2000s, the SPD was sometimes trailing by 20 points and Schröder still managed to win in 2002 and came damn close in 2005. In latter, he was even in low/mid 20s territory and the Union close to 50%. Merkel in the end just came out on top by a single point.

Furthermore, Habeck already seems to struggle and the Greens are dropping again. Some of share of that electorate will go back SPD.