The OC Society of Comedy and Biological Anthropology

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Ah, why the f**k not?

Age: 31
Birthday: August 15, 1988
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Polish, Lithuanian, Ukrainian, Jewish, Sorb (as far as I know, could be more)
Hair color: Chestnut
Eye color: Brown
Favorite color: I don't have one in particular
Siblings: None. Used to have imaginary brother and sister
Relationship status: Forever alone (normal Atlas straight)
Religion: Atheist
Languages: Polish, English, Modern Standard Arabic, Farsi
Political beliefs: Unabashed, unashamed Democratic Socialist
Location: Warsaw
Where was I born: Warsaw
Favorite TV shows: House of Cards (original British production, f**k the ripoff), Futurama, South Park, Adventure Time, American Dad
Favorite bands: Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Uriah Heep, Clannad, Blackmore's Nights, Omega (Hungarian, look it up)
Favorite food: Whatever is put in front of me while I'm hungry
Occupation: Non-bestselling author, translator
Party: Unaffiliated (Poland, used to be a Green Party member for a while), still Democratic (for forum purposes)
Favorite city: Warsaw
Favorite president: Lincoln
Most underrated president: John Quincy Adams
Favorite politicians: I'd have to think really, really hard about that one. Call me back in about a month. I refuse to idolize any living political figure
Interests/activities: Writing, reading, walking, biking, swimming, collage-making, urban exploration
What year did you join Atlas? 2009, which is really embarrassing

What happened to the ancestry I told you about, you aren't talking about anymore😩😩😩

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

We commoners, whom have been supporting athletes rich lifestyles cant survive a full yr without sports. Females have lived their entire lives without sports, men can live without sports until 2021