Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The amount of ten year olds invading and posting nonsense is pretty disgusting as well.

That's not fair, Andrew.  Naso hasn't been ten years old for over five years, and he has just as much right to post reams of pictures of himself as anybody else.

[Sewer]

There go those GAY PENGUINS again, ruining the SANCTITY of PENGUIN MARRIAGE.

[Lief 🗽]

context is required

hahahahahaha

[Purple State]

context is required

hahahahahaha

Funny or creepy. Depends on DC's intended tone.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This is both somewhat disturbing, yet also nonsensical:

Quick Q's:

1. What are your beliefs on water boarding?
2. War?
3. Do you think you will run for president?

1. I don't agree with it. I think it's wrong, but I wish the Obama administration would show more of the positives of it as well.
2. I will only support a war if we are being personally attacked.
3. Possibly, but not for a while. I support Senator PiT in the upcoming election.

[King]

This is both somewhat disturbing, yet also nonsensical:

Quick Q's:

1. What are your beliefs on water boarding?
2. War?
3. Do you think you will run for president?

1. I don't agree with it. I think it's wrong, but I wish the Obama administration would show more of the positives of it as well.
2. I will only support a war if we are being personally attacked.
3. Possibly, but not for a while. I support Senator PiT in the upcoming election.

This board is turning into the movie Idiocracy fast.

[Platypus]

I know it's against protocol, but this post was exceptionally under-appreciated:

pot

[Keystone Phil]

In the next issue of "Rolling Stone", expect Adam to announce his sexuality. I'm pretty sure he'll say he's gay.

Wow. Breaking news kind of stuff.

Totally. It will be flying off the racks.
Someone from MSN was going after Adam, saying he's rude and a diva. She's just jealous of Adam.

I...um...oh my.

Totally. It leaves me speechless when people go after Adam for no reason. He's a remarkably talented singer, and an amazing artist. Some people just won't accept him for who he is.

[tmthforu94]

In the next issue of "Rolling Stone", expect Adam to announce his sexuality. I'm pretty sure he'll say he's gay.

Wow. Breaking news kind of stuff.

Totally. It will be flying off the racks.
Someone from MSN was going after Adam, saying he's rude and a diva. She's just jealous of Adam.

I...um...oh my.

Totally. It leaves me speechless when people go after Adam for no reason. He's a remarkably talented singer, and an amazing artist. Some people just won't accept him for who he is.

Thank you for spreading this, Phil. People need to learn to be able to accept Adam for who he is. I'm glad you agree with that.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

In the next issue of "Rolling Stone", expect Adam to announce his sexuality. I'm pretty sure he'll say he's gay.

Wow. Breaking news kind of stuff.

Totally. It will be flying off the racks.
Someone from MSN was going after Adam, saying he's rude and a diva. She's just jealous of Adam.

I...um...oh my.

Totally. It leaves me speechless when people go after Adam for no reason. He's a remarkably talented singer, and an amazing artist. Some people just won't accept him for who he is.

Thank you for spreading this, Phil. People need to learn to be able to accept Adam for who he is. I'm glad you agree with that.

[tmthforu94]

In the next issue of "Rolling Stone", expect Adam to announce his sexuality. I'm pretty sure he'll say he's gay.

Wow. Breaking news kind of stuff.

Totally. It will be flying off the racks.
Someone from MSN was going after Adam, saying he's rude and a diva. She's just jealous of Adam.

I...um...oh my.

Totally. It leaves me speechless when people go after Adam for no reason. He's a remarkably talented singer, and an amazing artist. Some people just won't accept him for who he is.

Thank you for spreading this, Phil. People need to learn to be able to accept Adam for who he is. I'm glad you agree with that.

Ben? I didn't know you also supported Adam.

[tmthforu94]

We need a constitutional amendment to define marriage as between one man and one penguin!

Give them time.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

In the next issue of "Rolling Stone", expect Adam to announce his sexuality. I'm pretty sure he'll say he's gay.

Wow. Breaking news kind of stuff.

Totally. It will be flying off the racks.
Someone from MSN was going after Adam, saying he's rude and a diva. She's just jealous of Adam.

I...um...oh my.

Totally. It leaves me speechless when people go after Adam for no reason. He's a remarkably talented singer, and an amazing artist. Some people just won't accept him for who he is.

Thank you for spreading this, Phil. People need to learn to be able to accept Adam for who he is. I'm glad you agree with that.

Ben? I didn't know you also supported Adam.

Wow.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Bachmann  rocks ....but Pawlenty wouldn't pick her. For many reasons.

But Bachmann is really cool IMO.

Totally! I love Bachmann as well. She, is an inspiration. To anyone who wants to dream. She's made some mistakes, but that's human. Her beauty shines on the world like a ray of sun.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Continued from previous post.

She's good looking too.  Have you ever noticed how the liberal women are almost all ugly or fats?  Barbara Mikskulski is HIDEOUS.  I had a neat collage sent to me by a freind a while ago pictureing all the prominent left wing politicians and talking heads and almost every one of them was sickeningly ugly or fat.

Conservatives in thier own collage were all good looking.  ANyone checked out Monica crowley lately.  My GOD she is a hottie.  I wonder why there are so few good looking democrat women

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Mega FF, even though I'm a Skins fan.

Southern?

Blue Dog?

Jewish?

ok, he's only a Mega FF then.

[MaxQue]

He's real good at singin. But I liked Kris better.

Good...GOOD???
He was amazing, dude. Simply amazing. His vocal skills were wicked awesome. Good is a major understatement. It's like calling a fat person "slightly overweight".

He can hint them high notes, but when you take it up the butt everynight you get a lot of practice hinting them high notes.

[Devilman88]

He's real good at singin. But I liked Kris better.

Good...GOOD???
He was amazing, dude. Simply amazing. His vocal skills were wicked awesome. Good is a major understatement. It's like calling a fat person "slightly overweight".

He can hint them high notes, but when you take it up the butt everynight you get a lot of practice hinting them high notes.

Haha
Yes, I bet you do

What is funny about that?

[tmthforu94]

He's real good at singin. But I liked Kris better.

Good...GOOD???
He was amazing, dude. Simply amazing. His vocal skills were wicked awesome. Good is a major understatement. It's like calling a fat person "slightly overweight".

He can hint them high notes, but when you take it up the butt everynight you get a lot of practice hinting them high notes.

Haha
Yes, I bet you do

What is funny about that?

ditto

[MaxQue]

He's real good at singin. But I liked Kris better.

Good...GOOD???
He was amazing, dude. Simply amazing. His vocal skills were wicked awesome. Good is a major understatement. It's like calling a fat person "slightly overweight".

He can hint them high notes, but when you take it up the butt everynight you get a lot of practice hinting them high notes.

Haha
Yes, I bet you do

What is funny about that?

Wrong quote button. I was aiming the one upside.

[Verily]

I have a lot of brands that I avoid when possible.. but it's not a boycott.

For instance:

I never buy Tyson products, instead preferring the more local Goldnplump.

Gold n plump?  Wtf are you buying exactly hmmm?

Big white breasts and meaty thighs... and if you're really unlucky, a drumstick.

[Joe Republic]

Is it ironic that a BRTD thread about Ben turned into a discussion about the best way to suck one's own dick?

[Lunar]

glad someone caught it

[Joe Republic]

glad someone caught it

Caught what?!  Uh oh.  Do I need to inform my wife?

[Lunar]

How about you wait for her to bring it up?  You'll finally know what she's been doing on those odd "fishing trips" depending if she's angry or apologetic.