The Lincoln Tribune

[FairBol]

Inspired by the Gulf Coast Sun, I've decided to create a regional newspaper for Lincoln.  We'll see how long I actually work on this, LOL. 

Please excuse the dust (no logo yet? "I'm workin' on it"). 

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 1
Monday, April 24, 2023


LINCOLN DECIDES: APRIL ELECTION
Democratic Alliance, Peace win key races

NEW YORK - The polls have closed in this weekend’s key elections for Atlasian Senate, Lincoln Governor, and Lincoln General Court. Here’s a rundown of the results. 

The biggest victory of the night belonged to the Democratic Alliance. In a huge upset, Oleg defeated Lakigigar (32-25) to claim the governor’s race. One vote was also cast for candidate ZMun. The Alliance was also successful in Nyman, as Utah Neolib won in an unopposed election for Great Lakes Senator. 

Notwithstanding these wins, the Peace Party also made some big gains.  Party members Christian Man, Dwarven Dragon, and NewYorkExpress took three out of five seats on the Lincoln General Court, handing Peace a majority. The two other seats were won by WeatherBoy and write-in candidate S019, from the Alliance and Labor parties respectively. 

Returning to federal races, Christian Man also emerged victorious in the race for Northeast Senator, although only by one vote over PyroTheFox. Also, all three amendments that were on the ballot have passed by large margins, and been deemed ratified. 

Information concerning the final results for At-Large Atlasian Senate seats was not available as of press time.   


SECESSION PROGRESSION
Is the South "rising again"?

NEW YORK/NYMAN - Existing tensions between the Atlasian government and the Southern Region reached new highs this week.

According to Tribune sources, over the weekend Southern governor YoungTexan attempted to (by an executive order that apparently has since been deleted) shut down all energy pipelines leading to the South. This move has met with concern and protest from other regions, who regard such fuel sources as vital to their respective economies.

In addition, YoungTexan has publicly stated that the South intends to “(obtain) sovereignty, whether that means we are in the Republic of Atlasia, or out”.

Many observers in Lincoln, as well as the nation’s capitol, have understood this as a preliminary declaration of secession. There is growing concern in the Senate over the constitutionality of such a move, and whether negotiations with the South might prove fruitful.

The Tribune will have further reports on this rapidly developing story as news breaks.


ODDITIES: CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?
How about 750 thousand of them?

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Thieves may not have been counting on finding a mountain of change when they broke into a truck filled with $750,000 in dimes, but they still made off with a chunk of the cargo and left coins scattered around a Philadelphia parking lot, authorities said.

Authorities say the thieves apparently fled with at least $100,000. It’s not yet known how they carted off the mounds of dimes.

The theft was reported around 6 a.m. Thursday. The tractor-trailer driver had picked up the dimes from the Philadelphia Mint on Wednesday, authorities said, and was planning to transport them to Florida on Thursday.

It’s not clear how many people may have been involved in the theft or if they knew what the truck contained. Responding police officers found hundreds of dimes scattered all over the parking lot, and authorities were still trying to determine how much money was stolen.

No arrests have been made.

Courtesy AP News.


MONDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Mostly cloudy, then chance of showers. High 54 degrees.
Boston, MA: Mostly cloudy, then slight chance of showers. High 56 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Mostly sunny. High 63 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Partly cloudy. High 48 degrees.
Cleveland, OH: Chance of showers. High 48 degrees.
Detroit, MI: Mostly cloudy, then scattered showers. High 51 degrees.
Indianapolis, IN: Mostly sunny. High 55 degrees.
New York, NY: Sunny. High 59 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: Mostly sunny. High 60 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.


The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 2
Thursday, April 27, 2023


EXTRA: ELECTION CHALLENGE
Legal proceedings initiated

NYMAN - The Atlasian Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case challenging the results of this month’s election for At-Large Atlasian Senate. 

On Tuesday, counsel for Old School Republican brought suit before the Court in Nyman.  The plaintiff claims that the Department of Federal Elections “incorrectly tabulated” the at-large Senate race, and that based on this, a full recount should be ordered. 

In granting a hearing on the matter, Chief Justice Sestak has ruled the certification of the race to be “temporarily suspended”.  This has thrown the election into limbo, as all parties wait to see what the Court will decide. 

Arguments in the case of OSR v The Office of DoFE are set to take place from April 27th to May 2nd.


WHAT SAY YOU?
Take our poll, and make your voice heard

Question: What should the Supreme Court do in the matter of OSR v The Office of DoFE?

A. Decide for the defendant, and rule that the certification stands

B. Decide for the plaintiff, and order a recount to take place

C. Dismiss the case altogether


Results of this poll will be posted in the next edition of the Tribune.


ODDITIES: PRETTY POOCH
This contest was definitely a “dog eat dog” affair

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - Patch, sporting a jean jacket as she strutted down the runway, was crowned the winner of Drake University’s Beautiful Bulldog Contest.

The 2-year-old English bulldog beat out 28 other contestants from six states Monday night to win the top prize. The bulldog is Drake’s mascot and the contest kicks off the Drake Relays track and field competition happening later this week. Events will take place at the university’s stadium just west of downtown Des Moines.

Patch’s entry seemed to get a boost when she carefully ambled through a hoop on the runway, bringing cheers from a crowd of spectators. Her owners, Jennifer Hinton and Joel Kornder of Johnston, Iowa, said they had worked on the hoop routine for months ahead of the competition.

“I heard about the contest when I moved to Des Moines this past summer, and I knew I had to enter Patch,” Hinton said. “She is the epitome of the bulldog breed, and we’re so proud of her all the time but especially today.”

After being named the winner, Patch traded in her denim for a satin cape and crown, befitting her role as the Drake Relays mascot and the university’s bulldog representative for the next year.

Patch is a rescue dog and was among nine rescues who competed.

Courtesy AP News. 


FRIDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Patchy fog, then mostly cloudy. High 66 degrees.
Boston, MA: Mostly sunny. High 61 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Mostly cloudy. High 60 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Chance of showers. High 51 degrees.
Cincinnati, OH: Showers likely. High 66 degrees.
Milwaukee, WI: Partly sunny. High 56 degrees.
New York, NY: Chance of showers. High 57 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: A slight chance of rain early, then rain likely. High 61 degrees.
Providence, RI: Partly sunny. High 64 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.


The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

I don't think the poll can be accurate with only the 3 options, because there are 3 different counts in the lawsuit. The first count is pretty much an open and shut case, while the other two are questionable.

Duly noted. 

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 3
Thursday, May 4, 2023


EXTRA: ELECTION CHALLENGE DECIDED
Supreme Court rules on case

NYMAN - The Atlasian Supreme Court has issued a ruling for the defendant in the matter of OSR v The Office of DoFE. 

In a decision published on Wednesday, the Court declared the ballots cast by Adam Griffin and Thumb21 to have been correctly considered as valid.  Writing that an amendment to existing law regarding overseas citizenship “(is) not a deregistration authorization”, Chief Justice Sestak ordered that these disputed votes will be allowed.

On the secondary matter of a challenge to the ballot cast by TheShadowyAbyss, the opposing parties mutually agreed that the vote should not be counted.  As such, Old School Republican has won the final at-large seat in the Atlasian Senate, not Poirot (as the original certification announced).

Neither the plaintiff or defendant provided further comment to the Tribune.


SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SR 114-7, Regional Rights Amendment:

This amendment would establish that the separate regions have certain exclusive and “supreme” rights.

"This proposal would constitute a lethal blow to the Union” – Senator PyroTheFox

"The proposal is fair and balanced, and empowers the regions.  Anyone who is not a hack would support it” – Mr. Reactionary


On SB 114-35, Student Loan Debt Relief Act:

This bill offers relief for certain student loans, based on amount of average individual annual income.

"Allowing general income-based forgiveness seems reasonable to me" – PyroTheFox

"If borrowers are to get relief, the system should be reformed” – LouisvilleThunder


On SB 114-23, No Welfare For Me Act:

This proposal lowers the amount of  “disposable income” that is needed to qualify for receipt of monthly stipend checks.

"This is common sense" – Mr. Reactionary

"Single parents are discriminated (against) by this proposed act.  I can’t support this" – Senator Laki



ODDITIES: THAT'S ONE WAY TO WAKE UP
Can you “bear” this kind of start to your day?

NICHOLAS COUNTY, West Virginia (AP) - A black bear gave a West Virginia principal quite the wake-up call when it emerged — growling and roaring — from a dumpster outside an elementary school.

Zela Elementary School principal James Marsh was surprised to discover the bear had somehow managed to get inside the dumpster over the weekend even after the school installed a lock bar. As Marsh was unlocking the bin Monday, the bear began pushing open the lid.

“That will wake a person up,” Marsh said Tuesday in a phone interview. “That was 7:15 a.m., if you are not already awake that will wake you up.”

Marsh darted away once the bear’s head appeared. The bear then jumped out and ran off in an encounter that was recorded by a school security camera and has since been shared widely across social media. 

“He looked like he was scared, too — as scared as I was,” Marsh said. “He might not be back.”

The school in Nicholas County, about 70 miles (112 km) east of the state capital of Charleston, installed the lock on the dumpster last week after noticing some torn up garbage bags outside.

“It was so big, it was able to pull that lock bar in and out all weekend long,” he said.

After Marsh’s experience, the West Virginia Department of Natural Resources came and made modifications to the lock.

“We will see how it does,” Marsh said. “He didn’t come back last night.”

Courtesy AP News.



SATURDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Sunny. High 70 degrees.
Boston, MA: Sunny. High 68 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Sunny. High 67 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Partly sunny. High 65 degrees.
Cleveland, OH: Mostly sunny. High 67 degrees.
Detroit, MI: Partly sunny. High 68 degrees.
New York, NY: Mostly sunny. High 67 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: Mostly sunny. High 69 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.


The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

Yeah.  I got them from the respective debate threads, if you're curious about my sources. 

[FairBol]

A somewhat abbreviated edition of the Tribune follows. 

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LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 4
Saturday, May 13, 2023


MULTIPLE DEVELOPMENTS IN SOUTHERN CRISIS
Prosecutors move for indictment; citizens attempt recall

NYMAN - There are multiple breaking developments in the ongoing secession crisis. 

On Thursday, special counsel for the Atlasian government filed several criminal charges against alleged leaders of the South’s secessionist movement.  According to the prosecution, Southern governor YoungTexan and nine others are guilty of offenses that include secession, rebellion, and aiding a rebellion. 

Specifically, the special counsel contends that actions of the accused “constitute a clear and present danger to the stability and integrity” of Atlasia.  A grand jury is being assembled regarding this matter, which does not have an initial court appearance date scheduled as of press time.


GOVERNOR FACES THE MUSIC

In a related late-breaking story, voters in the South are set to cast ballots regarding a recall of the embattled governor. 

On Wednesday, Southern Supervisor of Elections Reagante certified a petition seeking YoungTexan’s removal from office, declaring that it had reached the necessary amount of signatures for appearance in a special election.  If four-fifths of those eligible to vote cast their ballots in favor of the recall, YoungTexan will forfeit the office of governor. 

The Tribune will have more on this story as it becomes available. 



SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SB 115-05, AtlasCare Improvement Act:

The stated purpose of this bill is to make several improvements to the AtlasCare health system.

“Citizens in both urban and rural areas are struggling with the rising costs of prescription drug medication" – Senator TheFlyingMongoose

“Why are we raising the threshold for…compensation? Currently, we offer tax credits” – Scott


On SR 115-08, An Amendment to the Fifth Constitution of Atlasia:

This amendment would establish that, on the question of abortion, regional governments have “full authority to determine and regulate policy”.

"Stop wasting (the Senate’s) time; we’ll never pass this" – Pericles

"Regions should have more power to protect life” – LouisvilleThunder




EDITORIAL: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
Taking time out to praise mom

What is a mother? She is a creator, nurturer, and teacher.  Our mothers give life to us, and raise us to be men and women.  They pick us up when we fall, encourage us when we’re down, and care for us through thick and thin.  When we are happy, they are happy; when we cry, they cry as well. 

Mothers laugh at our jokes (no matter how lame those jokes might be), guide us with their wisdom, and protect us with their love.  They are a constant source of inspiration and positivity.  On a personal note, this humble scribe owes an enormous debt to his mother; one that he will probably never be able to repay. 

So on this Mother’s Day, allow me to offer honor and praise to all the mothers out there, including mine.

Thanks, Mom. 

-- FairBol, Managing Editor



The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

Extended version today. 

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LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 5
Wednesday, May 31, 2023


OOC (OUT OF CHARACTER) NEWS: SERVER OUTAGE
Talkelections.org back in action

SOMEWHERE IN CYBERSPACE - On Wednesday, full service was restored to the Talk Elections pages after both it and its sister site went down for a time. 

At approximately eleven PM Eastern time on Tuesday night, patrons of Talkelections.org found themselves unable to access the site, as it returned an “HTTP 500” error.  With the page out of service, some users worried that administrators had pulled the plug on the project. 

Then, at approximately ten o’clock Eastern time on Wednesday morning, the associated forums roared back to life.  The total elapsed downtime was about eleven hours in length. 

As of press time, the cause of the extended outage is unknown to Tribune staff. The Tribune will have more on this story as it becomes available. 



EXPULSION PUSH BEGINS IN SENATE
Defendants face removal from body

NYMAN -  Debate has opened in the impeachment trials of Senators Old School Republican and Mr. Reactionary.  Both politicians are accused of treason as a result of the Southern secession crisis.  The full Senate will shortly vote on the validity of such charges, perhaps as early as this week. 

If convicted, the defendants will be removed from office, as well as disqualified from holding further office in Atlasia “for a period not exceeding two years”. 

The threshold for conviction is the concurrence of two-thirds of the Senate’s members.



SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SB 115-26, Windfall Tax Act:

This bill would assess a fifty percent tax on each barrel of oil either extracted in, or imported to, Atlasia.

"This is a tax that would specifically be applied to oil company profits…without putting a burden on the people who depend on gas" – Senator Scott

"This will in fact put all the burden on (people who depend on gas)" – North Carolina Yankee


On SB 115-29, The Land Act:

This legislation levies a tax on all privately held land, excluding that which is held by non-profit non-governmental organizations.  In addition, the bill lowers the corporate tax. 

"Along with being a good source of revenue, taxing land is beneficial to the economy" – Sirius/Ninja

"I would urge the Senate to oppose the proposed tax cut for corporations" – PyroTheFox



ODDITIES: "IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING…"
The creature was apparently "beary" hungry

AVON, Connecticut (AP) - A hungry black bear barged into the garage of a Connecticut bakery, scared several employees and helped itself to 60 cupcakes before ambling away.

Workers at Taste by Spellbound in the town of Avon were loading cakes into a van for delivery on Wednesday when the bear showed up. There are between 1,000 and 1,200 black bears living in Connecticut, the state environmental agency says, with sightings last year in 158 of the state’s 169 towns and cities.

Bakery owner Miriam Stephens wrote in an Instagram post that she heard employee Maureen Williams “screaming bloody murder” and yelling that there was a bear in the garage.

Williams told TV station WTNH that she shouted to scare the bear off but it retreated and came back three times.

Williams said the bear charged at her so she backed out of the garage and ran.

Surveillance video obtained by WTNH shows bakery workers walking around the side of the business to try to scare the bear, but then running away after it scares them.

The video shows the bear dragging a container of cupcakes from the garage into the parking lot. Stephens said the bear ate 60 cupcakes.

A baker finally got the bear to leave by honking a car horn, Williams said.

The four-footed thief was gone by the time police and officers from the Connecticut Department of Energy and Environmental Protection arrived.

No one was injured in the encounter — one in a series of troubling interactions between black bears and humans in Connecticut.

A 74-year-old woman suffered bites to her arms and legs last month when she was attacked by a bear while walking her dog in a Hartford suburb, the first such attack this year. There were two attacks last year, including one in October where a 10-year-old boy was mauled in a backyard.

“The frequency and severity of bear-human interactions is increasing,” DEEP spokesperson Paul Copleman said Friday.

Statistics compiled by the department show that there were a record 67 reports of bears entering Connecticut homes in 2022. The previous record was 45 in 2020.

On Friday, a bear cub wandered into a neighborhood near downtown Hartford and climbed up a tree. Local residents were delighted and surprised, saying it was highly unusual for bears to come into the city. Police, animal control officers and state environmental authorities responded, creating a scene for several hours.

Authorities eventually tranquilized the young bear and planned to relocate it. Its destination was not disclosed.

Courtesy AP News. 



WEDNESDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For cities across the region

Albany, NY: Sunny. High 87 degrees.
Boston, MA: Widespread haze; otherwise, sunny. High 79 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Widespread haze; otherwise, sunny. High 73 degrees.
Chicago, IL: A few clouds; thunderstorms possible later. High 86 degrees.
Cincinnati, OH: Sunny. High 88 degrees.
Milwaukee, WI: A few clouds; thunderstorms possible later. High 82 degrees.
New York, NY: Widespread haze; otherwise, sunny. High 75 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: Widespread haze; otherwise, sunny. High 79 degrees.
Providence, RI: Widespread haze; otherwise, sunny. High 77 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.



The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

We definitely need more reporting/news papers drawing attention to the Senate and the debates occurring therein.

This is a public service. I thank Fairbol for making this.

Glad you like it!

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 6
Sunday, June 4, 2023


SECESSION CRISIS UPDATE
Prosecution rests case regarding possible indictments

NYMAN - The prosecution has rested its case as to the indictment of Atlasians allegedly involved in the recent secession crisis. 

YoungTexan, DeadPrez, Mr. Reactionary, Reagante and Sunmerican Dream face possible charges that include rebellion and terrorism, among others.  These matters now move to a grand jury, who will decide whether the five individuals involved must answer to a court of law for their alleged actions. 

In the related expulsion cases of OSR and Mr. Reactionary, the Atlasian Senate is currently voting on motions for cloture.  The Tribune will have updates on these votes as soon as they become available.



SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SR 115-33, Fair Democracy Amendment:

This bill would establish definite term lengths regarding the tenure of regional officials, and require regional legislatures to elect at least one member in an at-large manner.

"While I oppose term limits, there should be no year-long terms for any non-judicial officer in the game" – Senator Scott

"With recent events, the argument could be made that all at-large (regional legislatures) (are) better for a variety of reasons" – North Carolina Yankee


On SR 115-31, Aiding And Abetting Treason Amendment:

This legislation would add an amendment to the Atlasian Constitution specifying that "any political party advocating secession…may be unilaterally disbanded by an act of the Senate, subject to the approval of the president".

"While I’m opposed to…any secession movements, I’d rather err on the side of caution" – Scott



ODDITIES: PIPE UP, OR PIPE DOWN?
Weird news

MEMPHIS (AP) - The prayers of a Tennessee church were answered when whoever stole a moving truck near its building didn’t keep what they found inside: old organ pipes, and lots of them.

Calvary Episcopal Church in downtown Memphis had loaded a Penske truck earlier this month with nearly 2,000 organ pipes for transport to Spencer Organ Company in Boston, where they were to undergo restoration. But the truck was stolen after being loaded.

A few days later police found the truck and many of the nearly 90-year-old pipes, but they recovered even more over the weekend, the church told news outlets. The latest recovery came after police got a CrimeStoppers tip on Sunday that led officers to a van that was parked near where they found the truck, the church said.

The Memphis Police Department has impounded the van.

The organ pipes will be sent for restoration, Calvary Episcopal Church Rector Scott Walters said.


Courtesy AP News.



SUNDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Mostly sunny. High 67 degrees.
Boston, MA: Cloudy, with rain likely in the afternoon. High 51 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Mostly cloudy, with a chance of showers. High 64 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Widespread haze; otherwise, mostly sunny. High 73 degrees.
Cleveland, OH: Sunny. High 73 degrees.
Detroit, MI: Sunny. High 78 degrees.
Indianapolis, IN: Sunny. High 85 degrees.
New York, NY: Mostly sunny. High 67 degrees.
Providence, RI: Cloudy, with a chance of rain. High 53 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.



The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

Haven't written an edition in a bit, will get back on it soon. 

[FairBol]

Ahem...

Not that I've been very active for the past month or so, but....

...I'll be unavailable from Wednesday, July 5 to about Friday, July 7.  Headed up to Lake George, NY for a much needed vacation.  If anyone needs me, hit me up on the 8th. 

(grabs his shades and suntan lotion)

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 7
Tuesday, July 4, 2023


SUPREME COURT GRANTS HEARING
Key case arguments now underway

NYMAN - Proceedings continue in the matter of OSR v Atlasian Senate, which the Supreme Court of Atlasia recently granted certiorari for. 

The case involves allegations of several criminal acts, including obstruction of justice and aiding a rebellion. Convicted before the Senate of such charges, Old School Republican was summarily dismissed from the legislative body. 

In remarks, counsel for the Plaintiff argued that OSR was not a “civil officer”, and thus not subject to removal from the Senate.

After what was an initially fruitless attempt to find representative counsel, the defense is now presenting its side of the story. 

A responding brief by the Plaintiff is pending, and should be filed by Friday. The Tribune will have updates on this breaking case as soon as they become available. 


GENERAL COURT CHAOS
Three key seats become vacant

NEW YORK - Legislative power in Lincoln will get a makeover this week, as a special election for three recently vacated seats on the General Court is scheduled.

On Sunday, the Lincoln Elections Office declared that Adam Griffin had forfeited his seat on the Court, having failed to swear in before a mandated deadline for doing so. This, the Office said, has necessitated an election for such position. 

Adding to this, the Tribune has been informed of the resignation of Deputy Pyro, along with Dwarven Dragon’s assumption of a seat in the Atlasian Senate. This means that not just one, but three seats will be up for grabs during the weekend ending July 9-10th.

In the meantime, the regional constitution gives Governor Oleg the power to appoint temporary replacements, if he so chooses. 

As of press time, it does not appear that the governor has exercised such power.


SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SR 115-42, Selective Service Amendment:

This bill would prohibit involuntary conscription into the Atlasian Armed Forces, as well as the practice of “selective service”. 

“This amendment will provide a far stronger safeguard (to provisions that we already have banning selective service)” – Senator Nerd73

“This is a ‘feel good’ amendment…which protects individual liberties now at the expense of sacrificing the defense of the nation” – West_Midlander


On SB 115-39, Fuel Inflation Reduction Act:

This legislation would forbid offshore drilling within twenty-five miles of the Atlasian coastline, prohibit the granting of new leases intended for the production and transportation of fuel, tax “hydraulic fracturing” of oil, and enact other policies concerning the production of fuel.

“This bill is meant to…empower efforts to curb man-made climate change” – West_Midlander

“I’m not entirely sure about the prohibition of new pipeline (as stipulated in the bill)”  – Sirius


On SB 115-40, Day Off Bill:

This bill would prohibit, in most cases, any employer from scheduling an employee for more than six days of work per week. Family-owned businesses would be exempt from this proposed law. 

“(It will) allow employees to have time off, so that they can have a day to enjoy life rather than purely living to work” – Christian Man

“What’s the exception for firefighters etc., who work a shift of a few days on, and then a few days off?” – MB



ODDITIES: WRITE ON, MAN!
A different kind of record

COLFAX, Iowa - An Iowa man may be well on his way to an official world record — for pencils.

Aaron Bartholmey of Colfax has been collecting wooden advertising pencils since he was a child. Now, he claims to own more than 70,000. That’s substantially more than the Guinness World Record for the largest pencil collection — 24,000, held by Emilio Arenas from Uruguay since 2020.

Bartholmey told KCCI-TV that his most treasured pencils are those from his hometown, noting that in many instances the pencils “are the only place where there is any record of that business still, and I think it’s just a neat way to preserve history.”

Last weekend, two counters from the American Pencil Collectors Society were at the Colfax Historical Society to count Bartholmey’s pencils. Now, he’s waiting to hear if the count is approved by Guinness, which estimated the review process could take up to three months.

Courtesy AP News.


TUESDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Partly sunny. High 85 degrees.
Boston, MA: Showers likely, and possibly a t’storm. High 75 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Showers and t’storms likely, with possible heavy rain. High 83 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Mostly sunny, with a chance of showers. High 87 degrees.
Cleveland, OH: Sunny. High 82 degrees.
Detroit, MI: Mostly sunny, with a slight chance of showers. High 87 degrees.
Indianapolis, IN: Mostly sunny, with isolated t’storms later. High 90 degrees.
New York, NY: Showers and t’storms likely, with possible heavy rain; flood watch in effect. High 84 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: A chance of t’storms, with possible heavy rain. High 86 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.



HAPPY 4TH!

The editors and the staff of the Tribune would like to take this time to extend a happy Independence Day to all.


The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 8
Wednesday, July 12, 2023


A NEW DAY IN ATLASIA
Senate sworn in, beginning work

NYMAN - On Monday, members of the 116th Atlasian Senate took their respective seats, as the chamber quickly began discussions on multiple important issues. 

The first order of business for the new Senate was to elect a President Pro Tempore.  After two rounds of voting, it appears that Sirius has been elected to serve in this position. However, the vote was very close (possibly within one or two votes), and has not yet been certified. 

Legislators will confront many key topics during this session. These include economic matters, as well as concerns involving immigration and other domestic affairs. 

The 116th Senate is scheduled to meet until Monday, August 21.


OSR LEGAL CASE STALLS IN SUPREME COURT
Little progress made in matter

NYMAN - The case of OSR v Atlasian Senate stretched into its seventh week on Monday, and neither party is closer to a decision in their favor, Tribune sources report.

Inside the courtroom, a contentious discussion is currently underway. Counsel for the Atlasian Senate has argued that, since OSR’s term of office has recently expired, the issue (consisting of whether the Senate acted properly in its impeachment and expulsion of the plaintiff) should be declared to be no longer relevant, and subsequently dismissed.

In response, opposing counsel has stated a belief that the main question continues to be one that the Court could decide.   

Justices are now questioning both parties as to the matters at hand. The Tribune will continue to provide updates on this case, as such updates become available. 
 

UPDATE: JULY LINCOLN SPECIAL ELECTION

NEW YORK - Three vacant seats on the General Court of Lincoln were filled this week, with voters electing TrippyTropicana, Nerd, and FairBol to full terms.

The special election was made necessary by multiple resignations, as well as a ruling by the Lincoln Elections Office that Adam Griffin had forfeited his seat on the Court (see Tribune #7). 

Also at issue was a referendum on adoption of LGC 14.1, the “Anti-Separatist Amendment”. This bill, which forbids a first strike on Atlasian forces by the regional forces of Lincoln, was approved by a nearly seventy percent margin.


SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SR 115-33, Fair Democracy Amendment:

This bill (as amended) would establish definite term lengths regarding the tenure of regional officials, extend rights to vote and to hold regional office to all registered voters of a region, require regional legislatures to use an at-large method in election of its members, and make law for other purposes.

"While I oppose term limits, there should be no year-long terms for any non-judicial officer in the game" – Senator Scott

“It's clear that one of our regions has rejected democracy and disenfranchised its people…” – Scott

"The incoming Senate should have a chance to vote on and amend this bill, given its importance" – Muaddib


On SR 113-36, Domestic Tranquility Amendment for Atlasia:

This legislation would specify that the Atlasian Constitution “reserves the exceptional right to exclude individuals from citizenship”, ban/exclude YoungTexan from such citizenship “in perpetuity”, and allow administrators and moderators of the OOC “Atlas Forum” to declare an account to be a puppet or “sock” account.

"This amendment would ensure that YT would remain banned from the game in any case” – LouisvilleThunder

"I don’t think there’s a need for a constitutional amendment; have some trust in the process of the courts” – Laki

"I’ll support tabling (this amendment)"  – Dwarven Dragon



HOROSCOPES & ASTROLOGY
What's in the stars for you?

ARIES - A new romance or friendship could develop with someone who's very creative and shares your spiritual values. This is a very positive development, Aries. Just avoid idealizing your new friend. This person is human like everyone else, and needs to be loved as is.

TAURUS - You could have heightened psychic awareness today, Taurus. You will probably notice it first when you pick up thoughts and feelings of family members, perhaps coming up with the same words at the same time. You may notice this phenomenon more throughout the day.

GEMINI - Someone who lives near you who may not have said much to you before could suddenly strike up a conversation that results in a new friendship, Gemini. You could be wondering why you didn't speak to him or her before.

CANCER - Some paperwork might need execution today, Cancer. This may be tedious, but it's apt to open new doors for you and pave the way to more success and good fortune.

LEO - Strong intuitive rapport with someone who lives far away could create a desire to contact this person. This is a good idea, Leo, as this person may be going through a positive transition in life and eager to share the news.

VIRGO - Your intuition could bring you an interesting opportunity to increase your income in an unconventional way. Others may think the idea strange, Virgo, but for you it's definitely worth considering.

LIBRA -  Social events could put you in touch with interesting people involved in intriguing fields like astrology, alchemy, and other occult sciences, or perhaps in social, political, or humanitarian causes. There could be a possible new love interest. You're going to enjoy these people, Libra, and probably want to see them again.

SCORPIO - More pleasant conditions that are a lot easier to deal with could lull you into a new sense of security in your relationships. Personal and professional interactions should be especially warm and supportive.

SAGITTARIUS - Your sharp intuition and imagination could bring enlightening spiritual insights, Sagittarius. Metaphysical or religious books could be especially appealing. Relations with close friends and family should benefit from this enhanced sensitivity.

CAPRICORN - Some intense dreams about someone you haven't seen for a long time could have you wondering what this person is doing now, Capricorn. It might also awaken the desire to be in contact again. Call if you can. You might be pleasantly surprised.

AQUARIUS - Social events or group activities concerned primarily with spiritual, metaphysical, social, or humanitarian issues could take place in your community today, Aquarius. These could be enlightening and enjoyable, and you could make some new friends.

PISCES - Legal papers might need attention today, Pisces. This could concern a positive development in financial matters. Though you might not be too clear on the language, you will still be glad to do it since it could represent a highly desirable turn of events for you.

Courtesy Horoscope.com.


THURSDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: A chance of showers and t’storms; some storms could be severe. High 87 degrees. 
Boston, MA: A slight chance of showers; otherwise, partly sunny. High 88 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Mostly sunny. High 89 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Partly sunny, with a chance of t’storms. High 77 degrees.
Cincinnati, OH: T’storms likely after 3 PM; otherwise, partly sunny. High 88 degrees.
Milwaukee, WI: Partly sunny. High 74 degrees.
New York, NY: Partly sunny; heat index values could reach 96 degrees. High 91 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: Mostly sunny. High 95 degrees.
Providence, RI: A slight chance of showers; otherwise, partly sunny. High 89 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.


The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

Except for the horoscope, which conflicts with my religion, it is a great newspaper issue. Thank you FairBol!

No problem! Just thought I'd try something different with the horoscopes. 

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 9
Wednesday, July 19, 2023


TIEBREAKER NEEDED IN PPT ELECTION
Senate deadlocks on issue of presiding officer

NYMAN - After a final round of voting for President Pro Tempore of the Atlasian Senate, senators Sirius and Dwarven Dragon each came up with nine votes, making the preliminary result of the race a tie. 

Vice President Lumine was called upon to break the deadlock; he did so by casting his vote for Dragon, thereby making the Senator from Lincoln the presiding officer of the Senate.

In his first act as PPT, Dragon appointed West Midlander, NewYorkExpress, and Muaddib as deputies. The three senators will have “ongoing” authority to recognize objections, open and close votes, and assist the President Pro Tempore as may be needed. 

The 116th Senate is scheduled to meet until Monday, August 21.


PRESIDENT NOMINATES ATTORNEY GENERAL
Mr. X tabbed to serve in Cabinet post

A Senate hearing is now underway regarding the possible confirmation of Mr. X, who President Lumine has selected as the nominee for Attorney General of Atlasia. 

On Friday, the candidate appeared before the chamber to offer his opening statement, saying:

“I give my word to you and every single citizen of Atlasia that if confirmed, I will be an Attorney General dedicated to providing fair and impartial justice to all Atlasians without regard for race, gender, sexual orientation, or political affiliation”. 

Nevertheless, Mr. X has been pressed on a number of issues by the assembled senators. Some questions that have arisen involve the rights of Native Americans, the doctrine of posse comitatus, and the role of regional courts, among others. 

Debate on these matters has been rather boisterous to this point. It remains to be seen whether the nominee will have the votes necessary for confirmation.

The Tribune will publish updates on this story as they become available.


SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SB 116-02, Foreign Exchange Program Resolution:

This bill would encourage colleges and universities to “relocate Chinese language and cultural exchange programs” from China to Taiwan.

“This seems like a common sense bill that encourages our partners, in this case, the ROC (Taiwan)” - Senator West Midlander

“This is an unnecessary provocation that would lead to more tense and hostile relations for unnecessary reasons with the PRC (China)” - Laki


On SB 116-03, Cruel Animal Entertainment Act:

This legislation would:

• Make it unlawful “for any person to travel in interstate or foreign commerce and bite the head off of a live…animal”.
  
  
• Prohibit the financing, production, advertising, or general exhibition of a show which features such activities.
  
  
• Forbid the killing of “any species of seal, pinniped, or manatee by clubbing or inflicting blunt force trauma on such animal”.
  
  
• Enact a penalty of up to one year’s imprisonment for a violation of this act, as well as a fine from five thousand to ten thousand dollars. 

"This Act seems like a good way to curb animal cruelty” - West Midlander

"Prohibition is not the right solution" - Laki


On SB 116-11, Unsafe Bug Meat Regulation Act:

This legislation would make it a misdemeanor for “any person in interregional commerce to sell, manufacture for sale, import for sale, or advertise for sale, any insect-based food product”, unless such product has a warning label on its exterior packaging.

In addition, fines of “not more than” ten thousand dollars “and disgorgement of profits” would result from any violations of this act. 

"I disagree with this act as it is simply based on prejudices and not based on science” - Laki

"I have never heard of anyone being allergic to insects before” - New York Express

"We really shouldn't be writing off insect allergies as some made up thing people do not experience” - Fhtagn


ODDITIES: THAT'S GONNA COST YA!

BOSTON - On Feb. 14, 1904, someone curious about the emerging possibilities of a key force of nature checked out James Clerk Maxwell’s “An Elementary Treatise on Electricity” from the New Bedford Free Public Library.

It would take 119 years and the sharp eyes of a librarian in West Virginia before the scientific text finally found its way back to the Massachusetts library.

The discovery occurred when Stewart Plein, the curator of rare books at West Virginia University Libraries, was sorting through a recent donation of books.

Plein found the treatise and noticed it had been part of the collection at the New Bedford library and, critically, had not been stamped “Withdrawn,” indicating that while extremely overdue, the book had not been discarded.

Plein contacted Jodi Goodman, the special collections librarian in New Bedford, to alert her to the find.

“This came back in extremely good condition,” New Bedford Public Library Director Olivia Melo said Friday. “Someone obviously kept this on a nice bookshelf because it was in such good shape and probably got passed down in the family.”

The treatise was first published in 1881, two years after Maxwell’s death in 1879, although the cranberry-colored copy now back at the New Bedford library is not considered a rare edition of the work, Melo said.

The library occasionally receives books as much as 10 or 15 years overdue, but nothing anywhere close to a century or more, she said.

The treatise was published at a time when the world was still growing to understand the possibilities of electricity. In 1880, Thomas Edison received a historic patent embodying the principles of his incandescent lamp.

When the book was last in New Bedford, the nation was preparing for its second modern World Series, incumbent Republican President Theodore Roosevelt was on track to win another term, Wilbur and Orville Wright had conducted their first airplane flight just a year before and New York City was celebrating its first subway line.

The discovery and return of the book is a testament to the durability of the printed word, especially in a time of computerization and instant access to unfathomable amounts of information, Melo said.

“The value of the printed book is it’s not digital, it’s not going to disappear. Just holding it, you get the sense of someone having this book 120 years ago and reading it, and here it is in my hands,” she said. “It is still going to be here a hundred years from now. The printed book is always going to be valuable.”

The New Bedford library has a 5-cent-per-day late fee. At that rate, someone returning a book overdue by 119 years would face a hefty fee of more than $2,100. The good news is the library’s late fee limit maxes out at $2.

Another lesson of the find, according to Melo? It’s never too late to return a library book.

Courtesy AP News.


WEDNESDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Patchy fog early; otherwise, mostly sunny. High 84 degrees.
Boston, MA: Mostly sunny. High 87 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: A chance of showers and t’storms, mainly before two PM. High 85 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Sunny. High 77 degrees.
Cleveland, OH: Sunny. High 81 degrees.
Detroit, MI: Mostly sunny. High 84 degrees.
Indianapolis, IN: Mostly sunny. High 87 degrees.
New York, NY: A chance of showers and t’storms. High 84 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: Scattered t’storms, mainly after seven AM; some storms could produce gusty winds and heavy rain. High 87 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.


The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

If I may add a minor correction, we have never had lame duck sessions in Atlasia and every session of the Senate lasts up until the next session is inaugurated, which would be Monday, September 1 in this case.

Appreciate the hard work being done with the Senate watch.

Thanks for that clarification, and the compliment!

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 10
Sunday, July 19, 2023


ATTORNEY GENERAL APPROVED BY SENATE
Nominee confirmed by majority vote

NYMAN - After a somewhat contentious round of debate, the Atlasian Senate has seen fit to approve Mr. X as the next Attorney General of Atlasia.  

The hearing on President Lumine’s selection wasn’t totally a smooth ride for the nominee, as many questions were raised regarding his political agenda.  

Nevertheless, when a final vote was held last weekend, Mr. X was able to garner enough votes to secure confirmation.  The final tally was ten votes in favor of the nominee, with five votes against, and one abstention.  

Friday’s vote on confirmation of John Dule as Deputy Attorney General moved swiftly, with the nominee gaining approval by a large margin.  


OOC NEWS: HOLLYWOOD HAMPERED BY WORK STOPPAGE
Ongoing strike may continue for some time

LOS ANGELES - Members of the Screen Actors’ Guild (SAG-AFTRA) and the Writers’ Guild of America (WGA) say that Hollywood studios are failing to “meaningfully engage on…critical issues” as the two sides search for an acceptable contract arrangement. As such, both unions have gone on strike as of earlier this month, the first such simultaneous strike of the groups since 1960.

The dispute between these parties and the group representing studios (the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, or AMPTP) involves several concerns, one of which involves the use of artificial intelligence.  

Union members are seeking guarantees that AI will not be used to write or re-write existing projects, as well as other associated agreements. The studios, while indicating their willingness to have further discussions on the matter, have rejected this demand for now.

In a statement released by SAG-AFTRA on July 17th, the group commented that they are “united”, saying:

“The AMPTP thinks we will relent, but the will of our membership has never been stronger. We have the resolve and unity needed to defend our rights”.  

In response, the studio group said that they offered a “mutually beneficial” deal, and that the two unions “continue to mischaracterize the negotiations”.

According to various outside industry experts, the two sides are quite far apart. Some analysts say that they do not expect any progress until late October at the earliest.  

Information courtesy KABC and NerdWallet.com.


TRIBUNE POLL: LINCOLN GOVERNOR

In the upcoming election for Lincoln Governor, do you support:

• Oleg (incumbent)
• Sirius
• Other

Results will be published in the next issue of the Tribune.



SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SB 116-01, Build the Wall Act:

This bill would authorize the Atlasian government to spend 21.6 billion dollars for the construction of a wall on the southern border with Mexico, and for the acquisition of land needed to construct such a wall.

“In the 21st century there are multiple ways of entering Atlasia; in the ground, through the ocean, in the air. Imprisoning all of Latin America is not realistic" - Senator Laki

“Why should people who knowingly disobeyed our laws after we already made it easier to become a citizen be rewarded? Why even have laws if we aren't going to enforce them?” - Laki


On SB 116-16, Empowering the People of Hawaii Act:

This legislation would recognize the religious and property rights of “native Hawaiians”, establish native Hawaiian schools, expand the “Hawaiian Homeland Trust”, and fund efforts to “preserve, promote, and revitalize the Hawaiian language”, among other purposes. 

"I don't believe forcing bilinguality in the public sphere with a group comprising just 0.1% of Hawaiians is reasonable” - West Midlander

"It is important to preserve languages. If measures like these are not taken, then the language would be gone" - Laki


On SB 116-35, Dueling Prohibition Act:

This bill would prohibit Atlasians from engaging in duels, and provide certain penalties for participating in such.

"This act prohibits dueling, which has no place in a modern society” - West Midlander

"I was under the impression dueling was already illegal under most state and regional laws” - New York Express



HOROSCOPES & ASTROLOGY
What's in the stars for you?

ARIES - You're a social creature, Aries, and today you can expect to attract a lot of attention. You're feeling good and looking even better - and don't think that people don't notice!

TAURUS - You have a romantic soul, Taurus. Today your thoughts are on love and romance. You may be thinking of that special someone in your life, grateful that you've found each other. If you're serious about settling down, draw on all of your resources to make it happen.

GEMINI - Something big could be occurring close to home today, Gemini. It would be advisable to stay inside, if possible, or at least not stray too far.

CANCER - You have hidden talents that may be revealed to you today, Cancer. Perhaps collaboration with someone new has you doing things you never thought you could. You can't help but delight in this discovery, as it opens up a world of new possibilities.

LEO - You're a kind, caring individual, Leo. Today your concern for others may be so strong that you take steps to do something concrete to save, if not the world, at least a few of the individuals in it.

VIRGO - Today you may develop a deeper understanding of what's really important to you, Virgo. You may be surprised by what you discover. The material means far less to you than the spiritual. It may have taken you a while to learn this, but now there's no going back.

LIBRA - Your life is likely to enlarge today, Libra, either through a new group affiliation or people you meet. You may be invited to a party where a whole world of new and exciting events opens up to you. Be receptive to anyone and everyone you meet.

SCORPIO - Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Scorpio. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time.

SAGITTARIUS - Be open to any invitations that come your way or any new people you meet. Change is in the air for you, Sagittarius, and you need only be receptive in order for it to come about.

CAPRICORN - Today you may wake up and realize that there is serious room for improvement, Capricorn. If decorating isn't your strong suit, why not call in the professionals? In the meantime, there's a lot you can do by simply clearing away the clutter and reorganizing your bookcases in a more attractive way.

AQUARIUS - You tend to keep to yourself, Aquarius, but today you could be inspired to join a group activity. Perhaps some friends have invited you to come out for drinks. Whatever the scenario, all signs indicate that any group activity you join will be worthwhile.

PISCES - Technology is highlighted for you today, Pisces. It could be that you install a new phone or computer system, which will make life just a bit easier. Whatever you do or learn today is bound to make you happier and more productive.

Courtesy Horoscope.com.



MONDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Scattered shows and t’storms; otherwise, mostly sunny. High 78 degrees.
Boston, MA: Mostly sunny. High 79 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: A chance of showers and t’storms; otherwise, mostly sunny. High 84 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Sunny. High 77 degrees.
Cincinnati, OH: Patchy fog early; otherwise, sunny. High 85 degrees.
Milwaukee, WI: Sunny. High 79 degrees.
New York, NY: Mostly sunny. High 80 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: Minor coastal flooding is possible; otherwise, mostly sunny. High 84 degrees.
Providence, RI: Mostly sunny. High 81 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.


The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record.  You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

I noticed a small error

“Why should people who knowingly disobeyed our laws after we already made it easier to become a citizen be rewarded? Why even have laws if we aren't going to enforce them?” - Laki

This was said by fhtagn, not by me.

Oops.  I could've sworn that I said Fhtagn said that.  Good catch!

[FairBol]

Wow.  Note to self, proofread thoroughly before posting....LOL.   

[FairBol]

I'll have another issue out in the coming days. 

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 11
Friday, September 1, 2023


LEGAL CASE BEING RECONSIDERED
Renewed charges sought in matter

NYMAN - In the latest of several recent courtroom dramas, renewed charges are being sought against a prominent Atlasian citizen.

On August 11, Special Prosecutor ChiefFireWaterMike appeared in Southern Regional Court to seek new proceedings against LouisvilleThunder. As part of a earlier legal matter, Mr. Thunder was previously charged with stalking another Atlasian citizen.

Regarding this, the prosecution now claims to have discovered new evidence that is favorable to the accusers.

In a brief filed on behalf of LouisvilleThunder, his defense has held that re-opening these proceedings would amount to double jeopardy, which is constitutionally barred. They also have asserted claims related to an implied unreasonable delay in bringing charges.

As of press time, the possible length of this case is unknown. The Tribune will have updates as they become available.



SPECIAL ELECTION BEGINS TODAY
Lincoln goes to the polls

NEW YORK - Lincolnites are headed to voting booths this weekend, as a special election for the position of Regional Senator is underway.  

As of 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Friday, available vote tallies indicate a close race between Mr. X and Nerd73, with the latter leading by one vote.  Turnout is reportedly sparse at this hour.



SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SB 116-23, Fairness Doctrine Act of 2023 (Redraft Passed):

This bill would require the Federal Communications Commission to adopt rules concerning the presentation and broadcasting of news.

"(This bill will…) return Atlasia to an era where only the facts are presented" – Senator ChristianMan

"I don’t (even) see how any of this is really enforceable" – Fhtagn


On SB 116-62, The Climate Act of 2023:

This legislation would put into place policies regarding climate change, including the construction of new shelters in emergency situations.

"Climate change is a serious issue throughout Atlasia" – ChristianMan

"This is not fleshed out at all, and I feel like the cost figures are made up without any consideration as to what a project like this would actually cost" – Fhtagn


On SB 116-63, The Anti-Surveillance Act (Passed):

This legislation would prohibit the usage of “no-knock warrants” by law enforcement, and repeal any current authorizations for warrantless surveillance.

"Atlasia has unfortunately not been a stranger to the surveillance state, especially in the aftermath of 9/11" – ChristianMan

"Regardless of intent, the bill is poorly written, and should not be added to statute" – West Midlander



ODDITIES: "BULLY FOR YOU"!
Sounds like a lot of “bull” to us

NORFOLK, Nebraska - A car driving with a bull in it was pulled over by police in northeast Nebraska’s biggest city. Don’t worry, he didn’t steer.

Norfolk Police Capt. Chad Reiman said it didn’t take long for officers to track down the modified Ford Crown Victoria sedan with a bull riding shotgun after a 911 call about it driving on the main highway entering the city of roughly 24,000 Wednesday morning. “We didn’t have a full understanding of it until we saw it,” Reiman said.

The car that Lee Meyer has driven in parades across the area for years has half the windshield and roof removed to make room for his bull, named Howdy Doody, to ride along. A yellow metal cattle gate serves as the passenger side door — allowing for the Watusi bull to be tied up — and a set of longhorns serves as a hood ornament.

“It wouldn’t go far without being noticed for sure,” Reiman said.

Reiman said there were clearly some traffic violations related to Meyer’s car, but the officer let him off with a warning as long as he turned around and took Howdy Doody home.

“We’ve never dealt with anything quite like that before”.  

Courtesy AP News.



SATURDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Mostly sunny. High 81 degrees.
Boston, MA: Sunny. High 81 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Sunny. High 78 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Winds up to 20 mph possible; otherwise, sunny. High 90 degrees.
Cleveland, OH: Increasing clouds. High 83 degrees.
Detroit, MI: Mostly sunny. High 84 degrees.
New York, NY: Sunny. High 79 degrees
Philadelphia, PA: Sunny. High 82 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.



The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record. You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

Just noticed I haven't done an edition in a bit...so one's on the way!

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 12
Tuesday, September 12, 2023


BUDGET BATTLE BEGINS IN SENATE
Proposal submitted for upcoming fiscal year

NYMAN - A newly proposed budget was the talk of the capitol on Friday, as the Atlasian Senate began discussions regarding government finances.

The budget plan, submitted by senator Joseph Cao, includes several changes in the administration of taxes. Among these are a cut in the corporate tax, which would be offset by higher taxes on payroll and Healthcare Net Investment Income.

Spending-wise, the proposal increases allocated funds for most federal programs. The exceptions to this are in education and the Department of Justice, with both offices seeing reductions in appropriations.

Reports say that the entire package of spending proposed is in the area of five point six trillion dollars. After planned taxes, this would result in a surplus of approximately 728.7 million, according to Tribune projections.



CASE UPDATES: LATEST LEGAL PROCEEDINGS
Court awash with judicial questions

NYMAN - The Atlasian Supreme Court issued opinions on several matters this week, including a challenge to disciplinary abilities of the Senate.

In the above action, which was brought by former senator Computer89, justices ruled that the definition of a “civil officer” cannot be constitutionally construed to mean members of the Senate. As such, the court found in favor of the plaintiff, declaring that senators are not subject to impeachment.

Last week, this publication reported on the case of ChiefFireWaterMike v LouisvilleThunder, and the possibility that new charges would be filed against the accused. In late-breaking proceedings, the Court has denied defense’s motion invoking the doctrine of double jeopardy.

As to the claim of unreasonable delay, the Court continues to consider options regarding the statute of limitations surrounding the case.

A legal hearing on the matter is scheduled to take place in the coming days. The Tribune will keep you updated on these proceedings.



SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SB 117-01, Parental Bill of Rights and Safety Act:

This bill would grant parents certain rights in regards to the education of their children.

“This is a crucial bill that provides parents (with) key access rights to their child’s education” – Senator Dwarven Dragon

“I have concerns with some of the provisions of this Act” – DKrol


On SB 117-03, The Digital Content Regulation Act:

This legislation would prohibit the operation of platforms with “explicit digital content” (as defined by the bill), as well as ban any access to such platforms. Educational, medical, and “artistic works” would be excepted from such prohibition. 

This legislation would prohibit the operation of platforms with “explicit digital content” (as defined by the bill), as well as ban any access to such platforms. Educational, medical, and “artistic works” would be excepted from such prohibition. 

“Why shouldn’t a consenting adult be able to record and distribute adult content for other consenting adults to view online?” – DKrol

“Not only is this proposal blatantly unconstitutional, but it shows how wildly out-of-touch certain senators are” – Pyro


On SB 117-04, The War on Cars Act (Motion to Table in Progress):

This bill would enact several requirements meant to “prioritize the safety and wellbeing of pedestrians”.

“This act is critical to reclaiming our streets from the thousand pound behemoths that have taken them over since the 1940s”  – DKrol

“Nothing this does would result in safer roads”  – Coastal Elitist



ODDITIES: NOT "WHEELY" A GOOD IDEA?

MIAMI BEACH - A foolhardy Florida marathoner was busted trying to run across the Atlantic in what is effectively a giant hamster wheel — and with a hurricane racing in.

Reza Baluchi, 44, was spotted late last month about 70 miles off the coast of Tybee Island, Georgia, as Hurricane Franklin caused life-threatening surf and rip current conditions, in a criminal complaint shared by Fox News.

Photos showed him in the middle of the quirky homemade contraption, or Hydro Pod, consisting of a metal drum with inflatable buoys on each side, as well as paddles powered by him running inside the ball.

“Based on the condition of the vessel — which was afloat as a result of wiring and buoys — USCG officers determined Baluchi was conducting a manifestly unsafe voyage,” the affidavit said.

Baluchi reportedly told his rescuers he planned to “run” more than 4,000 miles more to cross the ocean to London — then repeatedly threatened to kill himself rather than end his wheely risky run. He claimed to have a 12-inch knife and even a bomb, sparking the three-day standoff before he finally disembarked Friday at the USCG Base in Miami Beach, Florida.

Baluchi’s bizarre attempt to reinvent the wheel dramatically backfired — as he was hit with federal charges for obstruction of boarding and violation of a Captain of the Port order. He has previously been stopped making similar stunts on his Hydro Pod in 2014, 2016 and 2021.

Even after he’d been stopped several times, Baluchi said he wasn’t planning on giving up.

“I’ll never give up my dream. They’ve stopped me four or five times, but I’ll never give up,” he said.


- Note: Story edited for grammatical errors.

Courtesy New York Post.



WEDNESDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Showers and possibly a t’storm likely. High 72 degrees.
Boston, MA: A chance of t’storms early; otherwise, mostly cloudy. High 74 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: A chance of t’storms before eight AM. High 74 degrees.
Chicago, IL: A slight chance of showers early; otherwise, partly sunny. High 65 degrees.
Cincinnati, OH: Patchy fog early; otherwise, sunny. High 75 degrees.
Detroit, MI: Partly sunny. High 65 degrees.
New York, NY: Chance of t’storms. High 75 degrees.
Providence, RI: Patchy fog early, then a chance of a t’storm. High 74 degrees.

Courtesy National Weather Service.



The Tribune welcomes comments, suggestions, and corrections to the record. You may DM such comments to Managing Editor FairBol, c/o the Lincoln Tribune.

[FairBol]

LINCOLN TRIBUNE

Everything You Need to Know

Volume I, Issue 13
Tuesday, September 26, 2023


YOUR VOTE, YOUR VOICE: ATLASIAN ELECTIONS
Big names gearing up for October runs

NYMAN - Voting was on the agenda this week, as a number of prominent officials declared their intent to run for re-election. Here’s a quick run-down of who voters can expect to see on October ballots.

• In the South, the SNP’s Fhtagn will be seeking another term as Regional Senator.

• Lincoln should be an interesting region to watch, with both Nerd73 and ChristianMan standing for re-election as Regional Senator and Northeast Sub-regional Senator, respectively.

• In at-large bids, the competition includes four candidates, as Rfayette, LouisvilleThunder, Dkrol, and Dwarven Dragon all confirmed re-election runs this week.

• And out west, Fremont Regional Senator Laki looks to return to Nyman, holding on to a vital seat.

The staff of dedicated reports and pundits at the Tribune is on the pulse of this election, and will bring you “everything you need to know” from now until the last polls close.



LATEST CENSUS NUMBERS IN
Bureau says changes are coming

NYMAN - A report issued this weekend by the Atlasian Census Bureau was somewhat surprising in its results. The department found that one hundred and sixty five people responded to their latest survey, a decrease from last month’s one hundred and sixty-six respondents.

“That may seem insignificant”, explained Bureau employee Gary Weaver, “but it actually means a lot. Many smaller communities could now lose representation, and opportunities for federal grants to them”. 

Specifically speaking by region, Fremont had the largest turnover in demographic figures, seeing its population fall from forty-six to forty-four residents. Lincoln saw an increase from sixty-one to sixty-two, and the South’s population held steady at fifty-nine.



SENATE WATCH: WHAT THEY'RE SAYING
A rundown of recent issues at debate


On SB 117-30, The National Stadium Act::

This bill would earmark one billion dollars for the construction of a national stadium in Atlasia.

“Great nations have national stadiums. They are a point of pride” - Senator Dkrol

"This country is way too big to have a national stadium. It benefits everyone for games to be played across the country” - Tea Party Hater


On SB 117-34, Defense and International Affairs Reformation Act::

This bill would make certain appropriations concerning veterans and the Department of Defense, resume the F-35 military fighter project, and re-affirm a commitment to defense and “global peace”.

"This bill offers a modest reduction in military spending, while also maintaining a strong military” - Christian Man

“I object to (a proposed amendment to the bill)” - Rfayette


On SB 117-38, Abolishment of Restrictions on Tobacco Products Act::

This legislation would repeal most federal bans regarding the usage of tobacco, except as they relate to public schools. It would also prohibit states and regions from taxing such products in excess of ten percent.

“I believe…that an effort should be made to keep tobacco consumption a mostly personal decision” - Laki

"Allowing smoking indoors, especially, will detrimentally harm people…we cannot go backwards” - Dkrol



HOROSCOPES AND ASTROLOGY
What's in the stars for you?


ARIES - Tension is building today that may wreak havoc with your harmonious nature, Aries. The key for you now is to see the opportunity instead of conflict in each situation. This is a good time to gain a greater perspective on certain things.

TAURUS - You may feel extra passionate today, Taurus, so don't be surprised if you take things to extremes even more than usual. There's an aggression within you that's working to help keep you in control of every situation. Remember that you must be prepared to receive whatever you dish out.

GEMINI - Find your strength from within, Gemini. There's a great deal of it in there, and it's ready to erupt like a volcano.

CANCER - Your strong yet steady pace may get a lift today, Cancer. It might seem like there's a fire under your feet, and you probably need to keep moving in order to keep yourself from getting burned.

LEO - There's excitement today that indicates that things are happening, things are changing. Stay alert and in tune with what's going on around you, Leo.

VIRGO - You're the sensitive one in a sea of anger today, Virgo, so keep your guard up. Don't be tempted or seduced by any rage around you. Be wary of people who seem motivated by fear.

LIBRA - You should mesh quite well with the prevailing energy today, Libra. There's a powerful, transformative force helping to give greater strength to your ego and vitality.

SCORPIO - Things may be happening too fast around you today, Scorpio, but that doesn't mean you necessarily have to join the frenzied pace. You're probably much better off sticking with your methodical approach. Take the time to collect the facts you need before you jump into a major decision or plan of attack.

SAGITTARIUS - Make sure you aren't projecting a picture of yourself that doesn't represent the real you, Sagittarius. It's important that you remain true to your soul or you'll end up in situations that make you uncomfortable and frustrated.

CAPRICORN - Remind yourself of all the positive things you have going on in your life now, Capricorn. It's possible that you'll be met with tension and challenges today that are threatening your sense of self.

AQUARIUS - The fire within you is burning extra hot, Aquarius, so make the most of this incredible internal furnace. Treat yourself to some new attire and proudly show it off tonight.

PISCES - You may feel the urge to get up and go today, Pisces, but at the same time you may feel like you aren't prepared. Perhaps you don't feel you're on solid enough ground to take the next step. Don't let the pressure of the outside world move you to a place you aren't ready to go.


Courtesy Horoscope.com.



WEDNESDAY'S WEATHER FORECAST
For selected cities across the region

Albany, NY: Patchy fog early; otherwise, mostly sunny. High 69 degrees.
Boston, MA: Mostly sunny. High 66 degrees.
Bridgeport, CT: Sunny. High 66 degrees.
Chicago, IL: Scattered t’storms; gusts could be as high as 20 miles per hour. Otherwise, mostly cloudy; high 68 degrees.

Cleveland, OH: Mostly cloudy, with a slight chance of showers early. High 71 degrees.
Detroit, MI: Cloudy, with a chance of showers. High 65 degrees.

New York, NY: Mostly sunny. High 65 degrees.
Philadelphia, PA: Partly sunny; coastal flood advisory in effect until 3 AM. High 65 degrees.


Courtesy National Weather Service.



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[FairBol]

I was going to write up a special edition of the Tribune, but I don't think I can right now...sleep awaits, if you know what I'm saying. 

Nevertheless, here's a Tribune News Brief, just to keep you asking for more.

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SPIRAL WINS RE-ELECTION
Incumbent fends off challenge, will return to Nyman

NYMAN - Although the count is not yet official at this hour, it appears that President Spiral has won another term in office. The incumbent’s apparent victory over SNP challenger UlmerFudd came in landslide fashion, as the Peace Party ticket rode a wave of enthusiastic support.

Perhaps the win could even be called historic. DDNN News called the election for Spiral at 5:31 PM Eastern Time on Saturday, which makes this (according to sources) the earliest time that the network has ever called a race at.

Commenting that the race “was an extremely close election for a couple of hours”, UlmerFudd conceded defeat shortly after the DDNN announcement. 

According to DDNN, the percentages in the presidential race favored the Spiral/Cathcon team by a margin of approximately thirty-two percent. These numbers are pending certification by the Department of Federal Elections; they should be final sometime on Monday.



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