COVID-19 Megathread 4: Grandma Got Run Over by the Dow Jones

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U.S Case Stats today:
311,357   +34,196   

Deaths: 8,452   +1,048

Some states will report final daily numbers later tonight.

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Once I am medically cleared and fully recover I am going to donate my plasma

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Former friend of mine just blocked me and a couple other people when she said the virus is a lie and it's "not that serious" when we called her out on it I ing hate people

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Having it I can tell you it's not fun having it, but if people want to be dumba$$es and get it, let them, just don't get pissed when people turn on you and are forced to be under stay at home orders longer Bandit

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Having it I can tell you it's not fun having it, but if people want to be dumba$$es and get it, let them

Except people like my fiancee will have to die for their stupidity. And these are going to be the same morons who will just walk into a hospital ER waiting room with no mask on coughing on everybody in sight.

I was more being sarcastic

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My county is possibly re-opening beaches because there were protests today and yesterday over it and one councilwoman is threatening to sue to the county AG  and county Exec over it

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The question for everybody here is why do y'all pay attention to what limo liberal or Russian Bear have to say

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The question for everybody here is why do y'all pay attention to what limo liberal or Russian Bear have to say

How are you feeling btw, TSA? You've definitely been in my thoughts.

Pretty well now, I still have a cough but other than that I'm pretty good. I gotta say the first 3 days of showing symptoms was the worst

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No one has it harder than high school seniors right now.

Is this some sort of parody account?

It's LimoLiberal....

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You know, you don't really appreciate things until you lose them. I miss my job, the customers, co-workers, my friends, chatting to them over the internet isn't the same as physically being there.

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Birx and Fauci seem to be implying we're getting close to a nationwide apex.

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52177586

Tiger at Bronx zoo tests positive for coronavirus.

I wonder about lions and bears as well, oh my!

Great. Just great. Now, we have to stay 6 feet away from tigers too.

Wait, you mean to tell me I can just go up to a tiger and play with it?

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Roommate has tested positive. 

Not really much more to say on that other than hoping that there's some avenue to make those with whom she came into contact on her way from Philly to Montana aware of it. 

That sucks.

Hope you're doing okay?

Pretty uncomfortable, sore, and sweating like crazy, but I'll get through it -- thank you, Badger.

 

Have you lost any sense of smell or taste? I lost both around day 6

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I didn't know it was possible, but this press conference today is the biggest disaster and sh!tshow so far, yelling at a Hong Kong reporter, threatening to shut down the press conferences, calling every single reporter fake news and in the pocket of Democrats, refusing to answer questions about the IG report

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Roommate has tested positive. 

Not really much more to say on that other than hoping that there's some avenue to make those with whom she came into contact on her way from Philly to Montana aware of it. 

That sucks.

Hope you're doing okay?

Pretty uncomfortable, sore, and sweating like crazy, but I'll get through it -- thank you, Badger.

 

Have you lost any sense of smell or taste? I lost both around day 6

How are you doing today, my man?

I'm good, all that is left is a cough but everything else has pretty much gone away

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U.S Deaths today are at 1,821

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Deaths now stand at 1,942

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Well there goes the flattening the curve theory

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https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1247686904784576513?s=19

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Looks like the covid reporting sites all reported a typo for Nevada

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https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1247686904784576513?s=19

Bad and or sick guy.

You guys are being just as bad as Trump championing the drug. A doctor should be able to prescribe an FDA approved drug to their patient!

Yeah the guy who has money in a drug that has been proven to have deadly side effects unless its taken for its intended purposes for Malaria and Lupus is sure doing the right thing

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Popular and much-referenced IHME model for USA coronavirus pandemic has revised their projected numbers to show only 60,000 American COVID-19 deaths (in this first wave of the pandemic) as opposed to previous numbers of 80,000, 90,000 and even earlier - as mentioned by Birx and Fauci - 100,000 to 200,000.  There is much death to come sadly, but this is great news. We will a second wave and probably a third before this is all over with.

References
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/ihme-model-revised-again-cutting-coronavirus-death-projection-by-over-35-percent-in-days/

https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't it also suggesting the peak is now earlier too?

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Popular and much-referenced IHME model for USA coronavirus pandemic has revised their projected numbers to show only 60,000 American COVID-19 deaths (in this first wave of the pandemic) as opposed to previous numbers of 80,000, 90,000 and even earlier - as mentioned by Birx and Fauci - 100,000 to 200,000.  There is much death to come sadly, but this is great news. We will a second wave and probably a third before this is all over with.

References
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/ihme-model-revised-again-cutting-coronavirus-death-projection-by-over-35-percent-in-days/

https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't it also suggesting the peak is now earlier too?

That's correct, they adjusted it by a few days.

They don't have peaks for cases hmm that's surprising

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https://twitter.com/byHeatherLong/status/1248316823302483969?s=19

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