Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

[Kitteh]

I want him to have another Valentine of the female gender!

A valentine of the male gender would be much more interesting, though less likely to happen. "Less likely" being relative, of course, since neither is happening.

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Bushie unknowingly befriending a gay guy at school who falls for him thus forcing Bushie to question his own sexuality would be a classic but still great story arc!

Or a Christian trans.  Make it happen.

Bushie should look for love on craigslist. That's where the best dating material hangs out!

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=t4m

Then Bushie can join the illustrious ranks of...these people

[Kitteh]

are there any female chubby-chasers?

Sure. Just far fewer than there are single chubby straight guys.

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Are there even any vegetarians in Oklahoma? I'd imagine it'd be practically impossible where Bushie lives.

Speaking as a vegetarian, I once had to spend a few weeks out in rural New Mexico. Let me tell you, living on cheese-lettuce-bread "sandwiches" every day gets old real fast. And you don't actually lose weight as you might think, since the only stuff without meat is bread and chips.

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Being a "bad test taker" is a bunch of bull. Either you know the material or you don't.

knowing the material != knowing the answers to the questions that will be on the test

(spoken as someone who has aced many tests without knowing sh!t about the topic theoretically being covered)

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tl;dr

[Kitteh]

If a short sale affects one's credit just like a foreclosure, why would anybody do one? Why not just walk away?

In my case, my credit will only be slightly down for a year.  I won't be able to buy a house, but I can rent an apartment and buy a car if I needed to.  Late payments is what hurts the credit the most.  The short sale just goes down as a settle and is a slight ding, but looks better than a foreclosure.  If I stay on time with every single payment for the next 12-18 months, my credit will be back up where it was yesterday.

We've all told you this is false numerous times with citations. Why do you continue to deny reality?

My realtor AND the title company both have told me this.

Did you ever think that perhaps your realtor has a vested interest in convincing you to make a property transaction that your realtor would get paid for?

[Kitteh]

If I stay on time with every single payment for the next 12-18 months, my credit will be back up where it was yesterday.

What does this refer to then?

[Kitteh]

1 day for Fall Parent Teacher Conference (Sept 6) (High School Students only, but no classes for anybody)

I think your parents should demand to be included in the parent teacher conference.  The high school students shouldn't get the advantage of having their parents get face time with the teacher that isn't available to your parents.

Why would they give up their Fridays voluntarily?

They give up pretty much everything else for you.

[Kitteh]

I wonder if dogs develop stockholm syndrome.

[Kitteh]

I've never seen a legit school have that kind of schedule.

Hey now, Bushie's school schedule is absolutely legit.

[Kitteh]

How many people in this thread have never faked an illness to skip school before?

[Kitteh]

christmas is a horrible holiday. consumerism and annoying family and fake plastic christianity ftl. closest I ever came.e to actually killing myself was christmas eve 2011

[Kitteh]

christmas is a horrible holiday. consumerism and annoying family and fake plastic christianity ftl. closest I ever came.e to actually killing myself was christmas eve 2011

I'm sorry to hear that drj.  You are welcome to come to my house for Christmas if you'd like.  We don't do anything super special... we just enjoy a delicious meal and exchange gifts and generally relax.  

In fact, my dad (my parents are divorced) came for Christmas last year... and my grandparents, knowing he's a conservative, gave him this shoddy little wooden thing that looks like a bus stop with tacks hanging out of it all over (so it was kinda sharp and dangerous)... but the card simply read "because everybody deserves a tax shelter"

It's not about consumerism and materialistic desires.  It's about being together and showing that despite our differences, we're all human beings and deserve to have a nice Christmas.

Srsly.. if some random person showed up for Christmas at our house, we'd always have a spot ready for you.  The menu is prime rib and au jus and yorkshire puddings and cheesy potato hotdish and roasted root vegetables like every year.  Please join us.

I appreciate the invite Snow guy but with all due respect that meal sounds terrible

[Kitteh]

The menu is prime rib and au jus and yorkshire puddings and cheesy potato hotdish and roasted root vegetables like every year.  Please join us.

I appreciate the invite Snow guy but with all due respect that meal sounds terrible

Your poor taste makes one shudder, Kitteh.

For someone who hates America you have a weirdly high opinion of heartland food.

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we interrupt this boring saga to bring you boobs

[Kitteh]

I'd rather see a screenshot of the porn Bushie still pays for.

Unfortunately, there would have to be tiny blue Michigans covering the "indecently" exposed areas for that to be allowed here.

Bushie was paying for playboy tv. I've posted more explicit stuff than that here and nobody's cared.