Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Joe Biden 2020]

Gosh, you spin things so much, Bushie. But we all know you're just hiding behind seeing your friends as justifying your decision to go to McDonalds. You didn't expect to see them there. You just got lucky. You went there with a quarter pounder on your mind and nothing more.

Just admit you wanted to eat at McDonalds and move on. Seriously. I think all of us would be okay with that instead of shamelessly lying and making up excuses like you normally do. If you were serious about dieting and being healthier, you would've made the effort to do so.

Like tonight - I had a walk on the wild side, eating doughnuts and barbecue for dinner. I did it because dammit, I wanted to.

Okay, yes, I did have a Quarter Pounder on my mind.  That chicken sandwich was awful the other night.  I had to rectify that!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Again, psychiatrists are super expensive.  I don't have insurance.  Therefore I do not have the money to see anybody.  Even if I never took a dime from my parents, we still don't have enough money to fund a useless psychiatrist.  Plus, I don't need to see one.

You admitted to having several of the signs of sociopathy... if that's not deserving of seeking mental help, I really don't know what is.  You're a perpetual liar, you're impulsive, you are to the point that you cannot hold down a stable job or support yourself in any way whatsoever, and you have stolen/conned your parents multiple times and end up justifying doing it or continuing to do it.  Dude... face the facts.  That laundry list isn't normal, and you're harming others, not just yourself.

Have you looked into seeking mental health through IHS?  They have a whole webpage on it: http://www.ihs.gov/ihm/index.cfm?module=dsp_ihm_pc_p3c14

Have you looked into Medicaid?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'll probably eating lunch out tomorrow before the wedding.  I do have Subway on my mind tomorrow.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Well, let's see, I left the house at 1500 this afternoon.  If I had fixed anything before then, it would have basically been a late lunch.  I have only had dinner one time before 1500 and that was because of tornadic activity that evening.  If I had eaten at 1400 or 1430, I would have been starving by this time.  As it is, I'm pretty hungry, and I'm trying my hardest not to get a snack this late at night.

I will be the first to tell you I make tons of mistakes.  All I know is that I am completely forgiven of EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I have made or will ever make.  That's all I need to know.

I know you're not superior to me, and I know you've never said that, but it seems awfully like you think yourself better than me based on every time you point out every little flaw and never mention any of your own.

So why didn't you grab Subway or make a salad after church?  You act like your eating habits have to be within a certain timeframe or the world will end.  There are days where I'll go until late at night without eating, and I've survived.  I'm sure you will to.

You completely glossed over my point - why were you bringing up your religious credentials with drj101?  What was the point of that?

I don't know why I didn't go to Subway.  Do I have to have a reason for everything?  I don't like salad.  I don't like to eat after a certain time each evening so the food doesn't get stored in my body overnight and turn into fat.  I have eaten real late at night, and I have never felt good the next morning because of it.

Grumps asked if I was actually legally able to officiate weddings.  Drj brought up his credentials and I took it as a mocking of my credentials.  I probably took it the wrong way, but I brought up my credentials and how I got those credentials.  I was really trying to answer both Grumps and Drj in that post.

You don't have to have a reason for everything, but what's the point of the Update if you're just going to lie over and over again?  And come on... you're going to have a lot less fat from eating late night Subway than from eating dinner time McDonald's.

Subway was not on the route I took today.  I didn't feel like going out of my way, either, and nor did I have time.  Plus, like I said, I would have missed the rendezvous with my dear friends.  That alone made McDonald's the correct decision.  It's not always about physical health.  It's about spiritual, emotional, and mental health, too.  If given the choice between seeing friends or eating healthy, I will choose friends and family EVERY time, bar none.  Relationships and friendships are more important than physical health, IMO.

That doesn't seem right... what McDonald's did you go to?  And come on... now you're stressing the importance of mental health?  That's just a bunch of BS coming from you.

I went to the McDonald's at SE 29th St and Douglas Blvd in Midwest City.  I had to go into Midwest City to get anti-malaria medicine from the pharmacy.  There was a Subway across the street, but it was on the other side of the street and its nearly impossible to turn left out of Subway nearing rush hour on a beautiful Summer Friday Evening.  I decided to take the easier route and be able to turn right into McDonald's and turn right out of McDonald's.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Again, psychiatrists are super expensive.  I don't have insurance.  Therefore I do not have the money to see anybody.  Even if I never took a dime from my parents, we still don't have enough money to fund a useless psychiatrist.  Plus, I don't need to see one.

You admitted to having several of the signs of sociopathy... if that's not deserving of seeking mental help, I really don't know what is.  You're a perpetual liar, you're impulsive, you are to the point that you cannot hold down a stable job or support yourself in any way whatsoever, and you have stolen/conned your parents multiple times and end up justifying doing it or continuing to do it.  Dude... face the facts.  That laundry list isn't normal, and you're harming others, not just yourself.

Have you looked into seeking mental health through IHS?  They have a whole webpage on it: http://www.ihs.gov/ihm/index.cfm?module=dsp_ihm_pc_p3c14

Have you looked into Medicaid?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

You admitted to having signs of sociopathy.  How is that fine?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Gosh, you spin things so much, Bushie. But we all know you're just hiding behind seeing your friends as justifying your decision to go to McDonalds. You didn't expect to see them there. You just got lucky. You went there with a quarter pounder on your mind and nothing more.

He lies so much that he can't keep track of it.  Minutes ago he said, "I don't know why I didn't go to Subway", and now he's making it sound like McDonald's was an intentional choice to see his friends.

It wasn't intentional, but looking back on it I made the CORRECT decision.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Maybe or maybe not. Subway is obviously healthier, but eating tons of carbs late at night will always be stored as fat. I am not sure why Bushie is making that argument though. It's kind of laughable that he's worried about food turning to fat when he just gobbled down a double quarter pounder with cheese.

It's a shame too. I thought we had turned a corner, but then I forgot that Bushie likes to have "cheat days" every other day...

Subway would've been less than half the carbs he had at McDonald's.

Inks, he doesn't want to diet. He has no interest in health, being healthier, and he will always weigh 250+ for as long as he lives. It will be an accomplishment if he stays below 300 pounds during his lifetime.

Exhibit A:

Okay, yes, I did have a Quarter Pounder on my mind.  That chicken sandwich was awful the other night.  I had to rectify that!

The man cannot even eat grilled chicken, much less vegetables that aren't cooked in fat or that are starches. He will never lose weight, so harping about it will not solve anything. Just accept he will always be a fat man.

His parents are fat. His grandmother is likely fat. That's just the way he is, and he does not have the drive, intellectual curiosity, or willpower to change his life for the better. He never will. I'd be willing to have sex with a horse - I am that sure that he will never lose a substantial amount of weight, and I don't even like horses.

I will get below 250.  I am only 17.8 lbs away.  That's about, what, 2-3 months present speed?  I have lost 7.2 pounds, but I hear no one mentioning that.  That is more than just water weight.

My parents are normal size and my grandmother, bless her heart, is skinny as a rail with nearly no meat on her, at all.  If I could give her some of my weight, I would in a heart beat.

[Joe Biden 2020]

"Subway was not on the route I took today."

So now a desire to not have to make a left-hand turn constitutes "not on the route"?  Seriously?  Jeff... you're like my grandma.  She makes excuses not to do stuff because it's "too hard".  It started off with silly little things like not wanting to have to make a left hand turn.  10 years later, and now she never leaves her house.  She made it to Christmas this past year, but other than that, unless we visit her (which is hard, as she's a hoarder), we don't see her.  You seem to be getting progressively worse and on that same type of path.  How can you expect to help be an administrator in a freaking orphanage if you can't manage to go across the street to Subway!?

Oh my goodness.  You know what?  We are making a mountain out of a mole hill.  This is hilarious.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Again, psychiatrists are super expensive.  I don't have insurance.  Therefore I do not have the money to see anybody.  Even if I never took a dime from my parents, we still don't have enough money to fund a useless psychiatrist.  Plus, I don't need to see one.

You admitted to having several of the signs of sociopathy... if that's not deserving of seeking mental help, I really don't know what is.  You're a perpetual liar, you're impulsive, you are to the point that you cannot hold down a stable job or support yourself in any way whatsoever, and you have stolen/conned your parents multiple times and end up justifying doing it or continuing to do it.  Dude... face the facts.  That laundry list isn't normal, and you're harming others, not just yourself.

Have you looked into seeking mental health through IHS?  They have a whole webpage on it: http://www.ihs.gov/ihm/index.cfm?module=dsp_ihm_pc_p3c14

Have you looked into Medicaid?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

You admitted to having signs of sociopathy.  How is that fine?

I am in great mental health.  I'm fine.

You can keep repeating it all you want, but it doesn't make it true.  You're just repeating your conclusion without providing any shred of evidence.  It's not like saying this stops your perpetual lying or has stopped you from conning your parents out of money.

You can keep repeating your junk all you want, but it doesn't make it true.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Let me be clear.  I am not a sociopath.  I am not a horrible person.  I am not mentally handicapped or mentally challenged in any way.  I am not a thief.  I am not an idiot.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Jeff, you have admitted to being bipolar.  How can you say, "I am in great mental health.  I'm fine."?  Name one thing I have said that is untrue.  You can't.  Because there is nothing untrue in what I've said.  I'm not giving you a diagnosis.  I'm pointing out that you've admitted to some pretty serious issues that should really get checked out.  And these are issues that YOU have admitted to (other than conning your parents out of money... although I think you know it).

I said I might be bipolar, but the more I think about it, I am no such thing.

You have forced it out of me.  I did those to humor you, because I knew you would not leave me alone no matter what.

I respectfully ask that you drop this mental health nonsense, because no matter how loud you shout, I am not going to do it.

Let me say it again - I am in great mental health, I'm fine.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Let me be clear.  I am not a sociopath.  I am not a horrible person.  I am not mentally handicapped or mentally challenged in any way.  I am not a thief.  I am not an idiot.

You may not have "stolen" money in the strict sense, but asking your parents for money and then spending it on things that they had no intention of you spending it on is a form of stealing.

I have stopped doing that.  So, that's in my past.  It has no bearing on today.  So, drop that crap.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Inks, you go out of your way to attempt to show me how horrible a person I am.  I have never claimed to be perfect, but I am not as bad as you continuously accuse me of.  Can you just leave me alone for a bit.  The Update is supposed to be a fun thread, not a ridiculing, throw the book at Jeff thread.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Let me be clear.  I am not a sociopath.  I am not a horrible person.  I am not mentally handicapped or mentally challenged in any way.  I am not a thief.  I am not an idiot.

You may not have "stolen" money in the strict sense, but asking your parents for money and then spending it on things that they had no intention of you spending it on is a form of stealing.

I have stopped doing that.  So, that's in my past.  It has no bearing on today.  So, drop that crap.

You stopped for now.  You've also walked in the past.  Your past is clearly not indicative of your future.

You may not suffer from ASPD.  You may not be bipolar.  But you are NOT mentally healthy.  I've never seen someone in such denial over their poor mental health.  I have a schizophrenic aunt, and she's had some rough patches, but she's never gone as long as you without taking action.  The same thing with a bipolar family friend.

Your mental condition and the actions that you take are not just abnormal; they're highly abnormal.  You need help--if not for yourself, then for those that you end up repeatedly hurting.

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[Joe Biden 2020]

Bed time, folks!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Let me be clear.  I am not a sociopath.  I am not a horrible person.  I am not mentally handicapped or mentally challenged in any way.  I am not a thief.  I am not an idiot.

You may not have "stolen" money in the strict sense, but asking your parents for money and then spending it on things that they had no intention of you spending it on is a form of stealing.

I have stopped doing that.  So, that's in my past.  It has no bearing on today.  So, drop that crap.

You stopped for now.  You've also walked in the past.  Your past is clearly not indicative of your future.

You may not suffer from ASPD.  You may not be bipolar.  But you are NOT mentally healthy.  I've never seen someone in such denial over their poor mental health.  I have a schizophrenic aunt, and she's had some rough patches, but she's never gone as long as you without taking action.  The same thing with a bipolar family friend.

Your mental condition and the actions that you take are not just abnormal; they're highly abnormal.  You need help--if not for yourself, then for those that you end up repeatedly hurting.

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And now the immature defense mechanism of plugging your ears and yelling "I can't hear you!" has kicked in.  When someone does that, 99.9999% of the time, it means that the person knows that he is wrong, but he is too proud to admit it.

I'm not admitting anything.  I'm just realizing that talking to you is like talking to a brick wall.  I know talking to me is like talking to a brick wall.  We're not making any progress here.  Have you noticed?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Let's be honest, The Update is not about progress. It's about regression.

It's about neither, in its conception.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Jeff, the difference is that I'm actually telling the truth; you're not.

I could go round and round all morning long, but I've got a wedding tonight.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Gosh, you spin things so much, Bushie. But we all know you're just hiding behind seeing your friends as justifying your decision to go to McDonalds. You didn't expect to see them there. You just got lucky. You went there with a quarter pounder on your mind and nothing more.

Just admit you wanted to eat at McDonalds and move on. Seriously. I think all of us would be okay with that instead of shamelessly lying and making up excuses like you normally do. If you were serious about dieting and being healthier, you would've made the effort to do so.

Like tonight - I had a walk on the wild side, eating doughnuts and barbecue for dinner. I did it because dammit, I wanted to.

Okay, yes, I did have a Quarter Pounder on my mind.  That chicken sandwich was awful the other night.  I had to rectify that!

the other night you said you enjoyed the chicken sandwich.

I did say that.  It was awful by comparison.

Wait... oops... that doesn't work... you caught me on that one...  Your honor, I ask that that line be stricken from the evidence.

[Joe Biden 2020]

The worst thing about Inks's insane jail warden act is that it's impossible to put him on ignore.

If Inks was my father I'd slit my wrists.

It's one thing that I have to live with.  I guess I could ignore him by not responding, but I'm not sure he would be quiet even then.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Jeff, the difference is that I'm actually telling the truth; you're not.

I could go round and round all morning long, but I've got a wedding tonight.

OK... And I've asked you to name one thing I've said that's untrue.  You've avoided that.  So, name one thing I've said that's untrue.  If you'd like, you can even wait until after the wedding.

For Bushie's sake, I hope he's too hammered to post here coherently after that wedding. He would be if he knew what was good for him.

Well even if he's not, I hopefully will be

If I'm not too hammered, I likely will be too tired!  I'm leaving the house at 1400 today to get some lunch and probably won't be back until 0000.  I'll have to get to bed pretty quick after that to get up for Sunday Morning Worship!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Get a load of this!  Despite having McDonald's yesterday for an early dinner, I still lost 2.2 pounds over night!  That brings me to a total of 9.4 lbs since I first started - 265.6 lbs.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Lol. You didn't lose 2 pounds while sleeping. Maybe of water weight of you took a nice dump. It doesn't work that way though.

Still 9 1/2 lbs is hardly just water weight.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie needs to get drunk and bang a bridesmaid and tell us about it. We need more entertainment here.

I have this feeling it'll be a dry wedding tonight that he's attending. I couldn't imagine anything worse.

This being a church, there will be no alcohol at the reception.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie needs to get drunk and bang a bridesmaid and tell us about it. We need more entertainment here.

I have this feeling it'll be a dry wedding tonight that he's attending. I couldn't imagine anything worse.

This being a church, there will be no alcohol at the reception.

Most churches have alcohol in the service.

Not this one.  We are a very conservative and very traditional church, so no alcohol allowed on church grounds at any time.