Wulfric Rules of Socialist Identification

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A Socialist by Admission, which is a separate category from Socialist by Association, refers to any democrat that endorses Single Payer health care, regardless of whether they also qualify as a socialist by association. Currently, the following house democrats are Socialists by Admission due to their support of HR 676, which would establish a single payer system. The date each sponsored this Socialist legislation is included:

Rep. Huffman, Jared [D-CA-2]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Lee, Barbara [D-CA-13]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Clark, Katherine M. [D-MA-5]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Clay, Wm. Lacy [D-MO-1]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Clyburn, James E. [D-SC-6]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Cohen, Steve [D-TN-9]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Cummings, Elijah E. [D-MD-7]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Ellison, Keith [D-MN-5]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Engel, Eliot L. [D-NY-16]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Grijalva, Raul M. [D-AZ-3]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Jackson Lee, Sheila [D-TX-18]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Lieu, Ted [D-CA-33]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Norton, Eleanor Holmes [D-DC-At Large]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Pocan, Mark [D-WI-2]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Roybal-Allard, Lucille [D-CA-40]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Ryan, Tim [D-OH-13]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Scott, Robert C. "Bobby" [D-VA-3]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Serrano, Jose E. [D-NY-15]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Takano, Mark [D-CA-41]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Kaptur, Marcy [D-OH-9]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Jeffries, Hakeem S. [D-NY-8]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Lewis, John [D-GA-5]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Tonko, Paul [D-NY-20]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Thompson, Bennie G. [D-MS-2]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Schakowsky, Janice D. [D-IL-9]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Watson Coleman, Bonnie [D-NJ-12]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Welch, Peter [D-VT-At Large]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Napolitano, Grace F. [D-CA-32]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Brady, Robert A. [D-PA-1]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Cartwright, Matt [D-PA-17]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Pingree, Chellie [D-ME-1]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Lawrence, Brenda L. [D-MI-14]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Garamendi, John [D-CA-3]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Lofgren, Zoe [D-CA-19]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Blumenauer, Earl [D-OR-3]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Kelly, Robin L. [D-IL-2]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Clarke, Yvette D. [D-NY-9]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Nolan, Richard M. [D-MN-8]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Cleaver, Emanuel [D-MO-5]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Hastings, Alcee L. [D-FL-20]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Chu, Judy [D-CA-27]*   01/24/2017
Rep. McGovern, James P. [D-MA-2]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Johnson, Henry C. "Hank," Jr. [D-GA-4]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Nadler, Jerrold [D-NY-10]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Jayapal, Pramila [D-WA-7]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Doyle, Michael F. [D-PA-14]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Adams, Alma S. [D-NC-12]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Beatty, Joyce [D-OH-3]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Green, Al [D-TX-9]*   01/24/2017
Rep. DeSaulnier, Mark [D-CA-11]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Moore, Gwen [D-WI-4]*   01/24/2017
Rep. Gutierrez, Luis V. [D-IL-4]   02/02/2017
Rep. Yarmuth, John A. [D-KY-3]   02/02/2017
Rep. Davis, Danny K. [D-IL-7]   02/02/2017
Rep. Rush, Bobby L. [D-IL-1]   02/02/2017
Rep. Slaughter, Louise McIntosh [D-NY-25]   02/02/2017
Rep. Lowenthal, Alan S. [D-CA-47]   02/03/2017
Rep. Raskin, Jamie [D-MD-8]   02/14/2017
Rep. Khanna, Ro [D-CA-17]   02/14/2017
Rep. Speier, Jackie [D-CA-14]   02/28/2017
Rep. Evans, Dwight [D-PA-2]   02/28/2017
Rep. Capuano, Michael E. [D-MA-7]   03/08/2017
Rep. Butterfield, G. K. [D-NC-1]   03/08/2017
Rep. Fudge, Marcia L. [D-OH-11]   03/09/2017
Rep. Bass, Karen [D-CA-37]   03/10/2017
Rep. Eshoo, Anna G. [D-CA-18]   03/16/2017
Rep. Higgins, Brian [D-NY-26]   03/16/2017
Rep. Bonamici, Suzanne [D-OR-1]   03/16/2017
Rep. Meeks, Gregory W. [D-NY-5]   03/16/2017
Rep. Maloney, Carolyn B. [D-NY-12]   03/22/2017
Rep. Espaillat, Adriano [D-NY-13]   03/22/2017
Rep. Barragan, Nanette Diaz [D-CA-44]   03/22/2017
Rep. Velazquez, Nydia M. [D-NY-7]   03/28/2017
Rep. Payne, Donald M., Jr. [D-NJ-10]   03/28/2017
Rep. Wilson, Frederica S. [D-FL-24]   03/29/2017
Rep. Gabbard, Tulsi [D-HI-2]   03/29/2017
Rep. DeFazio, Peter A. [D-OR-4]   04/03/2017
Rep. Castor, Kathy [D-FL-14]   04/03/2017
Rep. Green, Gene [D-TX-29]   04/03/2017
Rep. Price, David E. [D-NC-4]   04/03/2017
Rep. Cicilline, David N. [D-RI-1]   04/03/2017
Rep. Panetta, Jimmy [D-CA-20]   04/03/2017
Rep. Brown, Anthony G. [D-MD-4]   04/03/2017
Rep. Carson, Andre [D-IN-7]   04/03/2017
Rep. Sarbanes, John P. [D-MD-3]   04/05/2017
Rep. Titus, Dina [D-NV-1]   04/05/2017
Rep. Meng, Grace [D-NY-6]   04/05/2017
Rep. Correa, J. Luis [D-CA-46]   04/05/2017
Rep. DeGette, Diana [D-CO-1]   04/05/2017
Rep. McNerney, Jerry [D-CA-9]   04/05/2017
Rep. Dingell, Debbie [D-MI-12]   04/06/2017
Rep. Gallego, Ruben [D-AZ-7]   04/06/2017
Rep. Loebsack, David [D-IA-2]   04/06/2017
Rep. Polis, Jared [D-CO-2]   04/17/2017
Rep. Sablan, Gregorio Kilili Camacho [D-MP-At Large]   04/17/2017
Rep. Perlmutter, Ed [D-CO-7]   04/17/2017
Rep. Gonzalez, Vicente [D-TX-15]   04/17/2017
Rep. Smith, Adam [D-WA-9]   04/17/2017
Rep. Sanchez, Linda T. [D-CA-38]   04/20/2017
Rep. Boyle, Brendan F. [D-PA-13]   04/25/2017
Rep. Lawson, Al, Jr. [D-FL-5]   04/25/2017
Rep. Swalwell, Eric [D-CA-15]   04/25/2017
Rep. Cooper, Jim [D-TN-5]   04/25/2017
Rep. Thompson, Mike [D-CA-5]   04/25/2017
Rep. Waters, Maxine [D-CA-43]   04/28/2017
Rep. Soto, Darren [D-FL-9]   04/28/2017
Rep. Matsui, Doris O. [D-CA-6]   04/28/2017
Rep. Visclosky, Peter J. [D-IN-1]   04/28/2017
Rep. Sires, Albio [D-NJ-8]   05/16/2017
Rep. Deutch, Theodore E. [D-FL-22]   05/16/2017
Rep. Crowley, Joseph [D-NY-14]   05/23/2017
Rep. Veasey, Marc A. [D-TX-33]   05/24/2017
Rep. Schiff, Adam B. [D-CA-28]   06/22/2017
Rep. Lowey, Nita M. [D-NY-17]   07/12/2017
Rep. Bishop, Sanford D., Jr. [D-GA-2]   07/17/2017
Rep. Gomez, Jimmy [D-CA-34]   07/28/2017
Rep. Sherman, Brad [D-CA-30]   08/18/2017
Rep. Vela, Filemon [D-TX-34]   09/13/2017
Rep. Langevin, James R. [D-RI-2]   09/14/2017
Rep. Beyer, Donald S., Jr. [D-VA-8]   09/26/2017

Good to know I'm a socialist now. для Родины!

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if you have sex with a socialist, do you also become a socialist? Even if you use a condom?

Oh no, by that rule I'm not a zionist. LORD HAVE MERCY

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If a capitalist cannibal were to fully consume a socialist half his size, would he be 1/3 socialist?

No.

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This is the current version of the rules:

A socialist by association consists of ONLY the following:
1. Someone who voted for or endorsed Sanders for President,
2. Someone who is in Sanders's immediate family, and
3. Someone who was endorsed by Sanders during a primary election.

One may be absolved of this status by doing any of the following:

1. One may get elected to congress, governor, president, or state legislature and consistently advocate and vote for capitalist policies during a full term, or,

2. If applicable, may apologize for endorsing Sanders and admit that they endangered the country, or,

3. If Applicable, one may present convincing evidence that they have resisted their relation, or,

4. If Applicable, one may disavow Sanders's endorsement of their candidacy.

1. may be applied retroactively with my approval.

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A socialist by admission consists of ONLY the following:

1. Sponsors or Cosponsors of HR 676,
2. Sponsors or Cosponsors of Senate Bill 1804, and
3. Others who have clearly demonstrated, through the laws that they support, that they are not capitalists.

To absolve oneself of this status, one must withdraw their sponsorship of HR 676 or Senate Bill 1804 if applicable, and one must get elected to congress, governor, president, or state legislature and consistently advocate and vote for capitalist policies during a full term. In this case, there will be no retroactive application - they must serve a new term in office and behave appropriately during that term.

Either this is a joke or you are.

I am not a joke, and this is serious.

Alright, so then you just don't have a damn clue what you're talking about. Therefore, the first statement of yours was incorrect.

My guess is you endorsed Sanders for President, and don't like the fact that you're a Socialist by Association because of that. But calling this a joke doesn't absolve you.

If you look closely, you can see that Jacobin is wearing a S-FL avatar.