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[Mechaman]

Woke up at 2:30 in the morning to drive my brother to the airport IN THE MIDDLE OF A F***ING MONSOON WITH ONLY TWO HOURS OF SLEEP.  I might as well have been driving drunk. And now (naturally) I can't get back to sleep.

[Mechaman]

How about you don't name your kid and thus truly stick it to our traditionalist society that is obsessed with giving people names!  Oh how when I have a kid I will just refer to him/her as "you".
That is what the truly radical among us would do it, I recommend you do the same, else you are no different than the traditionalist namers who dare give their kids first and last names!

[Mechaman]

How about you don't name your kid and thus truly stick it to our traditionalist society that is obsessed with giving people names!  Oh how when I have a kid I will just refer to him/her as "you".
That is what the truly radical among us would do it, I recommend you do the same, else you are no different than the traditionalist namers who dare give their kids first and last names!

"you" would still be a name.

But it would be so much more hardcore and sticking it to the man than naming my kid some sh*t long name like "Benjamin Brett Andrews Anderson-Doyles".
Just "you", three letters, one word.  Simple, effective, no capitalized first letter, and most of all blow to the status quo.

Note: Hatman don't take this too seriously, Eisner-Washburn would be a pretty badass last name.

[Mechaman]

I am refraining from drinking carbonated and alcoholic beverages for the next two months.  It has also been five months since I last smoked.  Wish me luck.

[Mechaman]

I am refraining from alcoholic beverages for the next two months.

Because I am an overbloated fatf**k who can't fit into any of my jeans, that's why.

Oh and I have just joined alternatehistory.com (pending admin activation), so those of you who enjoy reading my timelines check it out I may even have some exclusives in the future (as well as post some of my older timelines there too).

[Mechaman]

I am refraining from alcoholic beverages for the next two months.

Because I am an overbloated fatf**k who can't fit into any of my jeans, that's why.

You could always drink Miller Lite. Only 3 carbs.

I don't believe in lite beer..........

[Mechaman]

I am refraining from alcoholic beverages for the next two months.

Because I am an overbloated fatf**k who can't fit into any of my jeans, that's why.

My cousin stopped drinking pop recently (but kept drinking) and he lost about 10 pounds within a few months. If you stop drinking too, and you eat well, you should see results. Of course it depends on your body type, but laying off of those for a while should be good for your health regardless of how much weight you lose anyway.

I have a pretty radical body type (lost 35 lbs in three weeks when I was a senior in high school), so yeah I think results won't be hard to attain.
I mean I don't look like a fat bastard (actually I've lost 15 lbs since I started working out regularly and stop drinking pop and alcohol), but I was getting a beer gut and couldn't fit into my size 32 jeans.