Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Alexander Hamilton]

A 75% approval rating for Sarah Palin?

Favorability man, not approval.  This is like the 10th time someone has pointed out that distinction to you.

Amusingly, he just posted yet another favorability number to his approval ratings map.  It's only been, what?  8 hours since I reminded him again of the distinction?

hes a clown haha

him and rowan are the two biggest hacks on the site

[Alexander Hamilton]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

[Marokai Backbeat]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

[Silent Hunter]

Blue (Da Ba Dee) is a great song.

Don't go dissing blue.

Actually, it was done by Eiffel 65...

[Rowan]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

[Joe Republic]

Oh my goodness, that image is so hilarious!  I didn't think so after seeing it the first forty-seven times, but I must have finally come to appreciate its inherent comedy value.

[Хahar 🤔]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

You know, society wouldn't like that. And what about when they are too young to choose?

[Rowan]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

You know, society wouldn't like that. And what about when they are too young to choose?

Marokai just wants the US to become some gay utopia. It's disgusting.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

In Minnesota, a Juicy Lucy is a hamburger.

In Thailand, a Juicy Loosey is someone Opebo pays to have sex with.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

You know, society wouldn't like that. And what about when they are too young to choose?

Marokai just wants the US to become some gay utopia. It's disgusting.

No.  No gay utopia.  Just equal rights.  It's really not so much to ask.  We can achieve it by either giving gays the same rights as straights or restricting straight rights to the gays' level.

[Rowan]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

You know, society wouldn't like that. And what about when they are too young to choose?

Marokai just wants the US to become some gay utopia. It's disgusting.

No.  No gay utopia.  Just equal rights.  It's really not so much to ask.  We can achieve it by either giving gays the same rights as straights or restricting straight rights to the gays' level.

The issue of gay marriage really has no interest to me. If a state wants gay marriage then so be it. So, I don't see what your point is.

[Ban my account ffs!]

You just accused Marokai of advocating some "gay utopia" and called it disgusting, when Marokai wants nothing more than equal rights.

So it implies that you find equal rights for gays "disgusting", which is what I was responding to.  Either that or you're making assumptions and exaggerating his views so you can attack them... which is disgusting.

[Rowan]

You just accused Marokai of advocating some "gay utopia" and called it disgusting, when Marokai wants nothing more than equal rights.

So it implies that you find equal rights for gays "disgusting", which is what I was responding to.  Either that or you're making assumptions and exaggerating his views so you can attack them... which is disgusting.

Yes, I find him wanting boys to wear dresses and play with dolls disgusting.

[Sbane]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

WTF. What's wrong with boys being boys and girls being girls? I am especially concerned about how you will dress them. When they become old enough, say 8 years old, you can give them a choice. But before that you should dress them how society expects or you will cause them unintended damage. Now I don't find anything wrong with giving boys dolls to play with, but don't be surprised if he doesn't act the same with the doll as he would with a GI Joe lol. And if you give a boy a choice between a doll and an action figure, guess what he is going to choose?

[Хahar 🤔]

The easiest solution here for people on either side of the issue is to simply not send your kids to those mind-destroying worthless gulags the government likes to call public "schools."

At least until those hellholes can be shut down for good.

It appears that somebody has no understanding whatsoever of how the world works and how lucky he is to be in the First World. Not funny so much as sad.

[Mechaman]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

WTF. What's wrong with boys being boys and girls being girls? I am especially concerned about how you will dress them. When they become old enough, say 8 years old, you can give them a choice. But before that you should dress them how society expects or you will cause them unintended damage. Now I don't find anything wrong with giving boys dolls to play with, but don't be surprised if he doesn't act the same with the doll as he would with a GI Joe lol. And if you give a boy a choice between a doll and an action figure, guess what he is going to choose?

Knowing Marokai Blue, he's just saying that to piss Rowan off. If he's a principled as I give him credit for, he'll let his kids be whatever they want to be short of a mass murderer, bank robber, or serial rapist.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

WTF. What's wrong with boys being boys and girls being girls? I am especially concerned about how you will dress them. When they become old enough, say 8 years old, you can give them a choice. But before that you should dress them how society expects or you will cause them unintended damage. Now I don't find anything wrong with giving boys dolls to play with, but don't be surprised if he doesn't act the same with the doll as he would with a GI Joe lol. And if you give a boy a choice between a doll and an action figure, guess what he is going to choose?

Knowing Marokai Blue, he's just saying that to piss Rowan off. If he's a principled as I give him credit for, he'll let his kids be whatever they want to be short of a mass murderer, bank robber, or serial rapist.

What's wrong with bank robbing?

[Alexander Hamilton]

Yo dude what is your problem?  Just because a thread gets REPORTED means automatic deletion?  Why the hell should I even post here?

I could make a thread saying 'The sun is out where I live today' and if it's reported, it's deleted? 

Yeah this makes about as much sense as the inverted colors.

[East Coast Republican]

Yeah Alcon is such a 19 year old pansy who doesn't respond to other posters.

Can you say loser on a powertrip?

[Lunar]

he's always seemed so manly to me too

[Hash]

Yeah Alcon is such a 19 year old pansy who doesn't respond to other posters.

Can you say loser on a powertrip?

Yes I can use the underline function too!

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

WTF. What's wrong with boys being boys and girls being girls? I am especially concerned about how you will dress them. When they become old enough, say 8 years old, you can give them a choice. But before that you should dress them how society expects or you will cause them unintended damage. Now I don't find anything wrong with giving boys dolls to play with, but don't be surprised if he doesn't act the same with the doll as he would with a GI Joe lol. And if you give a boy a choice between a doll and an action figure, guess what he is going to choose?

I probably would have chosen the doll (actually no, I did), but then again, I was a strange child.

Anyway, 8 years old, "choice"... all that shows the limits of liberalism really. I don't see how one can damage child by giving it dolls instead of toy soldiers.

[dead0man]

Piper is a girls name. I guess Marokai wants his kids to be gay as well.

Of course. I'd want my kids to be the gayest kids out there.

AGENDA!

If it makes Rowan feel worse, I would also totally abolish gender roles for my children. Giving boys dolls to play with, giving them the choice of male or female clothes to wear, among other things. Generally teaching them that they shouldn't believe in gender roles and do whatever they like, even if such a thing is traditionally an "opposite sex thing."

WTF. What's wrong with boys being boys and girls being girls? I am especially concerned about how you will dress them. When they become old enough, say 8 years old, you can give them a choice. But before that you should dress them how society expects or you will cause them unintended damage. Now I don't find anything wrong with giving boys dolls to play with, but don't be surprised if he doesn't act the same with the doll as he would with a GI Joe lol. And if you give a boy a choice between a doll and an action figure, guess what he is going to choose?

I probably would have chosen the doll (actually no, I did), but then again, I was a strange child.

Anyway, 8 years old, "choice"... all that shows the limits of liberalism really. I don't see how one can damage child by giving it dolls instead of toy soldiers.

He never said you could damage a boy by giving him a doll, he said you could damage a boy if you dress him in frilly dresses and send him off to Kindergarten.  Very large difference that.