Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Gustaf]

Egypt panics, orders slaughter of every pig in the country:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jc_pijXYi6E50wDepameI2ZTf9iAD97S56OG0

It's like some kind of Hogocaust

[CARLHAYDEN]

Mr. Moderate said:

Clearly, CARLHAYDEN is at the forefront of scientific thought and discovery.

I reply:

Thanks, but I really can't claim such credit (oh, and BTW, you really should let the loony lefties know you were being sarcastic as they're a little dense about such things).
 
 
 

[Joe Republic]

CARL, apparently there are some things you need to learn about the Comedy Goldmine.  And the internet itself, it would appear.

[Lunar]

and this one building that I can remember while visiting the place is just hard to climb on top of

Yeah, that's the Opera House.  I posted the "BuildngJumpMordenSplat", in anticipation of offing myself, and then I went down to the Opera House, spent several hours trying to climb onto that thing, finally got to the top, and then jumped off.  Only problem is that this is the underside of the world, and gravity often gets confused here.  When you jump off of a building, does gravity pull you towards the ground, even though the ground is "up" (because everything's upside down here)?  Or does it pull you down into the sky and off into space?  Gravity couldn't decide, so I was just kind of hanging there for a few minutes.  Until finally, this kangaroo talked me down:



It talked me down, and saved my life.  It convinced me that I don't need your forgiveness Lunar.  I can continue to live, continue to post here, and continue to contribute to the forum in a positive manner.  And if making a contribution here sometimes means speculating about Sarah Palin tinyurl'ing her heart out in between changing Trig's diaper and cutting the ribbon at the new bobsled track....Well then, that's exactly what I'm going to do, no matter who is disturbed by it.

You'll all thank me in three years, when Palin loses the Wisconsin primary, because she's too busy tinurl'ing on twitter.  Then we'll see which posts, disturbing as they may be, had to be written in order to advance the discussion in the 2012 election forum.

[CARLHAYDEN]

CARL, apparently there are some things you need to learn about the Comedy Goldmine.  And the internet itself, it would appear.

Well, thank you Joe. 

I knew I could rely upon you to oppose (reflexively) anything I post.

Criticism from you is praise from the gods.

[Joe Republic]

I love it when you think you've just zinged somebody.  It's precious.

[Lunar]

Well Joe, you are consistent. Consistently Wrong!

[Joe Republic]

First, I'm not surprised to see the socialist Lunar attacking those with which he disagrees.  It's part of his nature.

Second, he must be smoking from a crack pipe.

Third, his spelling and grammer leaves a lot too be desred!

[Lunar]

Joe Republic said: First, I'm not surprised to see the socialist Lunar attacking those with which he disagrees.  It's part of his nature.

I Reply:

First, it's not surprising that you result to insults over substance.

Second, if you examine your own record, you will find who the true socialist is.


Joe Republic said: Second, he must be smoking from a crack pipe.

I Reply:

Why do you know so much about crack pipes?  That explains a lot.


Joe Republic said: Third, his spelling and grammer leaves a lot too be desred!

I Reply:

First, I noticed you misspelled the word desird

Second, it's not surprising a socialist such as you would insert grammar qualifications for your ideological opponents

[Joe Republic]

You must be logged in to read this quote.

First, I'm not surprised you have difficulty in determining what a true socialist is, as you're reasoning skills are exceptionally weak.

Second, put down the crack pipe!

Third, you also seem to have difficulty with logic.  Hardly suprising!

Fourth, Lunar the socialist certainly could never engage in debate with an ideological opponent, as he would require an ideology of his own first.

[Lunar]

You must be logged in to read this quote.

First, I'm not surprised you have difficulty in determining what a true socialist is, as you're reasoning skills are exceptionally weak.

Second, put down the crack pipe!

Third, you also seem to have difficulty with logic.  Hardly suprising!

Fourth, Lunar the socialist certainly could never engage in debate with an ideological opponent, as he would require an ideology of his own first.



Well Joe, you are consistent. Consistently wrong!

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[paul718]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA

[© tweed]

can anybody dig up the compilation of 'Consistently wrong!s' that Joe Republic (I think) put together?

[Joe Republic]

can anybody dig up the compilation of 'Consistently wrong!s' that Joe Republic (I think) put together?

Alcon gets the credit for that.  You might be thinking of the deluge of J.J.'s deluges that I put together.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Some might call that type of compilation obsessive.

[Keystone Phil]

Some might call that type of compilation obsessive.

Yeah because it is. You're clearly missing the joke - Carl infamously compiled a bunch of posts from MODU, I believe, and typed up this huge, random rant. It was really weird.

As for Joe finding a bunch of J.J.'s deluge comments, it really wasn't obsessive since J.J. was constantly saying it and there was no need for digging.

[Marokai Backbeat]

constantly saying it and there was no need for digging.

Uh huh.

[Marokai Backbeat]

I do not fear the Aporkolypse

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Those type of compilations take about 3 minutes to do. Just search for the poster using said phrase and you got all the results. Nothing obsessive. CARL's compilation of MODU on the other hand was clearly obsessive as it was all about different stuff and topics and probably took hours to create.

[MaxQue]

Pretty ridiculous thread:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=95537.0

[Marokai Backbeat]

Actually, though, a kid in my grade had sex with a horse and a dog...

This may very well be what's the matter with Kansas.

[The Mikado]

Actually, though, a kid in my grade had sex with a horse and a dog...

This may very well be what's the matter with Kansas.

That response deserves Goldmine status on its own.

[Ebowed]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=59932.0

I still relish that.

[Verily]

Actually, though, a kid in my grade had sex with a horse and a dog...

This may very well be what's the matter with Kansas.

I think he's actually from Indiana, unfortunately for the brilliance of that comment.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Limbaugh is a really intelligent man and unlike the liberal talkers who just whine and play victim he suggests real solutions to problems.  Even so why would we go with a guy who has a checked past with drugs (assuming the liberal media told the truth about that -- and that's a BIG assumtion.) and three marriages? 

We would do way better with an experienced politician like Jim Demint, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, John Thune or my favorite choice-  Tom Coburn.  Any of them would be superior to Rush.

But to answer your question ------ after four years of TOTAL FAIL by the worst president in US history, our most mediocre candidate will soar. 

Before anyone calls this a hack map be sure to consider the reality that Obama is ing things up at an exponential (i think that's the right word) rate.

Heres how I see it