Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Alexander Hamilton]

How do you feel about a national bank?

This is only funny because of his screen name. He's still a tool.

You're the tool. I already outlined how helpful it would be economically.

[Sensei]

How do you feel about a national bank?

This is only funny because of his screen name. He's still a tool.

You're the tool. I already outlined how helpful it would be economically.

No, I'm pretty sure you're the tool. BUT MEEKER IS WORSE.

[Meeker]

How do you feel about a national bank?

This is only funny because of his screen name. He's still a tool.

You're the tool. I already outlined how helpful it would be economically.

No, I'm pretty sure you're the tool. BUT MEEKER IS WORSE.

First Lunar, now you?

I'm gonna go cry this one out in the bathroom.

[Marokai Backbeat]

I still love you Meeker

[Lunar]

How do you feel about a national bank?

This is only funny because of his screen name. He's still a tool.

You're the tool. I already outlined how helpful it would be economically.

No, I'm pretty sure you're the tool. BUT MEEKER IS WORSE.

First Lunar, now you?

damn I had the same thought, I didn't realize I was such a trend-setter

[Sensei]

How do you feel about a national bank?

This is only funny because of his screen name. He's still a tool.

You're the tool. I already outlined how helpful it would be economically.

No, I'm pretty sure you're the tool. BUT MEEKER IS WORSE.

First Lunar, now you?

damn I had the same thought, I didn't realize I was such a trend-setter

The hate of Meeker is latent in all living things.

[Sewer]

It might do something to help kids from turning gay. That might be the only positive out of it.

[Alexander Hamilton]

I'll definitely miss Oldsmobile, but not Saturn.

As for the planet, its hard to imagine anything less interesting.

Olsmobile's been gone for years.

[Joe Republic]

On Wikipedia:

Also, random pages have penises. I was reading about William O. Douglas yesterday, clicked a link, and saw a dick. I guess that's the tradeoff for no censorship.

[Verily]

How do you feel about a national bank?

This is only funny because of his screen name. He's still a tool.

You're the tool. I already outlined how helpful it would be economically.

No, I'm pretty sure you're the tool. BUT MEEKER IS WORSE.

First Lunar, now you?

damn I had the same thought, I didn't realize I was such a trend-setter

The hate of Meeker is latent in all living things.

And to think, we almost* made him King of Atlasia.

*This message endorsed by the Revolutionary Party of the Radical Left. Offer void in some states. Some restrictions may apply.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

The only celebrity supporter of his that I've heard of and been able to understand why he might support him is Woody Allen.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

I'd rather have Roman Polanski photograph me in a Jacuzzi than read another one of his posts.

[Sewer]

You f*** off you f***king peace of s*** eating, c***sucking, donkey wanking d*l-hole!

[bgwah]

Eh, what he did was disgusting (to put it mildly) and gives a good reason why he's so interested in Sarah Palin...    But it isn't a crime.

However, he did handle the blackmail quite properly by going to the police immediately and cooperating.  And he at least acknowledged it when he knew it would come out (instead of obfuscating).

I do have to agree with jmcfst about the lack of a real apology, but I don't think I would have expected any different.

.02c

two hundredths of a cent?

[Ebowed]

Happy birthday to demrepdan!!!

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[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

you taik to politicaladdict why?

Why do you come to my country before you learn english, or did you just misspell taik on purpose?

Of all the posters to accuse someone of not knowing English well over a typo...

[Sewer]

you taik to politicaladdict why?

Why do you come to my country before you learn english, or did you just misspell taik on purpose?

Of all the posters to accuse someone of not knowing English well over a typo...

"Why do you come to my country"

lol, politicaladdict.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Fail country. The Lisbon treaty is like a Treaty of Versailles, except instead of just Germany, it's unjust to ALL of Europe.

And you win the worthless hyperbole award for this week.

[Landslide Lyndon]

On RFK winning the South Dakota and Nebraska primaries:

On south dakota, black turnout probably made a lot of the difference. I remember reading somewhere that black turnout in some south dakota counties was 100% or in the high ninities.

Nebraska was Omaha, rural areas, and some catholic vote.

[Meeker]

On RFK winning the South Dakota and Nebraska primaries:

On south dakota, black turnout probably made a lot of the difference. I remember reading somewhere that black turnout in some south dakota counties was 100% or in the high ninities.

Nebraska was Omaha, rural areas, and some catholic vote.

The kind of weird part is that what he said re: turnout percentages may actually be true.

[Landslide Lyndon]

On RFK winning the South Dakota and Nebraska primaries:

On south dakota, black turnout probably made a lot of the difference. I remember reading somewhere that black turnout in some south dakota counties was 100% or in the high ninities.

Nebraska was Omaha, rural areas, and some catholic vote.

The kind of weird part is that what he said re: turnout percentages may actually be true.

You mean all the blacks who live in South Dakota voted?
Both of them?

[Meeker]

On RFK winning the South Dakota and Nebraska primaries:

On south dakota, black turnout probably made a lot of the difference. I remember reading somewhere that black turnout in some south dakota counties was 100% or in the high ninities.

Nebraska was Omaha, rural areas, and some catholic vote.

The kind of weird part is that what he said re: turnout percentages may actually be true.

You mean all the blacks who live in South Dakota voted?
Both of them?

Exactly. 9/10 or 3/3 in a county is remarkably high turnout percentage wise.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Oklahoma: Coburn and Inhofe.

Terrifying

[Alexander Hamilton]

go away or I will spam your Inbox.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

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