Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Vepres]

On which current US Senator Mechman is closest to:

Overall, ..., best match is probably Thune.

Hey, hey, hey! Is there any radical libertarian in the Senate? No.

[Mechaman]

On which current US Senator Mechman is closest to:

Overall, ..., best match is probably Thune.

Hey, hey, hey! Is there any radical libertarian in the Senate? No.

So the Senator I am closest to is a Senator who has a 100 rating from the American Conservative Union? LOLWUT?

[Mechaman]

Why do you hate Christian people who tell you the Biblical truth about fags?How you can't understand that God condemns this sin as well as He condemns other deadly sins.Homosexuality by Judeo-Christian truth is not acceptable as normal way of life.Fags are sick people who mostly do nothing,but harm for society and they mostly target underage boys.
America insulted God by removing His Laws in the 60s and gave green light to evil secular humanism,also legalized bloody abortions,and now she is about to commit another horrible sin is to give equality to fags.America ignored God's terrible warnings.She got tragedies in high proportions like 9/11,hurricane Katrina,Virginia Tech shootings,floodings,tornadoes,and other natural and humanmade tragedies.God is not mocked,Galatians 6:7.

I KNEW IT! There were no terrorists in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan, all of them were in Heaven! Quickly, we must invade Heaven! We can't let the bastards get away with this!

[Ban my account ffs!]

Click for context:

Big f**king deal

How is that even remotely f**king funny?  You have the sense of humor of an aborted orangutan.  GOD sometimes people piss me off.


[/not serious at all]

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Notice here that half of the tabs he has open are Final Fantasy-related.

Just sayin':

[Marokai Backbeat]

Just those two? Hell, you never saw the rest of the window.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Just those two? Hell, you never saw the rest of the window.

What was your purpose of screen shotting that, again?

[Holmes]

A lot of my tabs open are about a video game series, too.

And, Giovanni

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I'm not qualified to vote, because I am not a citizen of the United States.

[Rowan]

Just those two? Hell, you never saw the rest of the window.

What was your purpose of screen shotting that, again?

What was your purpose of deleting it?

[Bacon King]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102579.0

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Check context:

Use it please.

[Хahar 🤔]

Hamilton's in full-on troll mode.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Just those two? Hell, you never saw the rest of the window.

What was your purpose of screen shotting that, again?

What was your purpose of deleting it?

Because I decided I don't want to go out with a bang, I jsut want to take a break until I'm less stressed out

[Associate Justice PiT]

Just those two? Hell, you never saw the rest of the window.

     Three, since you can see half of a FF-related tab about bards (probably spoony ones at that).

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Four days from now, it will transpire that Ronny is in fact a girl, and six days after that will have already become pregnant.  Ronnie will then be given her own spinoff thread, in which she purchases her first litterbox and scratchpost after a lengthy but smooth process with her realtor.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

The new kitten is doing wonderfully.  I got him to my house about 8:00 last night and set him in the middle of his litter box and he immediately started exploring.  I went to bed about 8:45 or 9:00 and he slept in my room with me.  He didn't sleep in the bed with me, but he slept beside my bed all night.  He cried some, but not too much.  I got up about 1:15 and checked on him to make sure he was okay and he was.  This morning, he's exploring my living room and is not afraid to hop in my pants.

He sure is a good little kitten!

what

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Check out the title of the following topic:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102684.0

[tik 🪀✨]

Sorry to hear that man.  I sprained my knee one time and I couldn't use the Internet for weeks.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102701.0

[fezzyfestoon]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102701.0

Hahaha, I wanna know if that was on purpose or not.  Either way, pretty funny.

[DownWithTheLeft]

A page or so after stating he was unaware of the 2002 switch-a-roo:

Sry, but you probably wrote this just after you got up in the morning and didn't know what you were talking about, so I corrected it for you:

Woo-hoo got invited to the official Christie victory loser party!

[Bacon King]

The country for sure. The country is an epic FFing country for being basically the only country willing to spit in Putin's face. The state just sucks.

[Mechaman]

On how well Hillary would do against McCain:

Texaslefty told me so.

[Lunar]

is antibible a word now?

Indeed.  I'd imagine it could also be a verb as well as an adjective; e.g. "Those atheists were antibibling all up in my face and shit."  Or perhaps even a noun too; e.g. "Dreams of my Father is the Antibible we've all been expecting."

good response sir.