Bob Dole vs. South Park Conservative

[Nixon in '80]

Dole's America would be interesting.

Understatement of the century.

[Lunar]

You don't know your own radical views?  I know mine.

I know my radical views. I just wanted to know what views of mine you considered radical.

I'll give you one:  The belief that crack dealers are better role models for young, poor, African-American kids than Barack Obama.