Atlas Awards 2008 - Nominations

[JSojourner]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

[afleitch]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

[JSojourner]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass.  Matlock is about to come on.

[afleitch]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass.  Matlock is about to come on.

You're still a young thing really. You have kids, so you have to think young. If it helps, my little cousin (now nearly 4) seems to think I'm ancient. 24 is 'really old like mummy' apparently, which seems to please his mum more than it pleases me

[Хahar 🤔]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass.  Matlock is about to come on.

You're still a young thing really. You have kids, so you have to think young. If it helps, my little cousin (now nearly 4) seems to think I'm ancient. 24 is 'really old like mummy' apparently, which seems to please his mum more than it pleases me

That's such a typical thing for a four-year-old to say.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass.  Matlock is about to come on.

You're still a young thing really. You have kids, so you have to think young. If it helps, my little cousin (now nearly 4) seems to think I'm ancient. 24 is 'really old like mummy' apparently, which seems to please his mum more than it pleases me

Well, I was walking down the street and some little snot of a neighbour child was on a trampoline and he shouted out "look at the old man". Granted he was about 6 and I'm a slightly more ancient 25.

Given most people think I look younger than 25... ugh little bugger.

[Sensei]

Most civil?  I just called Bono a "cartoon" and antileftist a "fool" yesterday and blew up in J.J.'s face a bit ago.   I've also called CARL an asshole and creepy, but that's pretty reasonable.  What are you talking about though -- when I have calmed you?  I'm amused by this

Child's play. You must have missed my feud with R. Stark or the legendary States/bgwah encounters.

"my" feud with Stark? I resent that.

hey, you have to be humble about these things

true, true. I must now refuse food for the next week. And I'll let you slide, since you gave me my sole nomination in these awards.

[Eraserhead]

Most civil?  I just called Bono a "cartoon" and antileftist a "fool" yesterday and blew up in J.J.'s face a bit ago.   I've also called CARL an asshole and creepy, but that's pretty reasonable.  What are you talking about though -- when I have calmed you?  I'm amused by this

Child's play. You must have missed my feud with R. Stark or the legendary States/bgwah encounters.

"my" feud with Stark? I resent that.

hey, you have to be humble about these things

true, true. I must now refuse food for the next week. And I'll let you slide, since you gave me my sole nomination in these awards.

Don't feel bad. I think my only nominations so far this year have been in the "most enthusiastic" category. wtf?

[MODU]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass.  Matlock is about to come on.

Prairie Home Companion, my friend! 

And you want to talk about being old, my sister calls me last night and to let me know my nephew has some big news he wanted to share with me.  I replied, "If he's engaged, I'm flying down there to slap him over the head."  hahaha . . . fortunately, that wasn't the case.

[Smid]

I think we've got a Franzl vs Mike Keller rivalry/feud growing... I trust someone will be monitoring the situation.

[Eraserhead]

Anyone else?

I'm gonna try to get around to counting these suckers up soon.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

I will count them up but it will take a while.

[Eraserhead]

I will count them up but it will take a while.

You want to do it? Go for it. Just inform me of the results.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

I will count them up but it will take a while.

You want to do it? Go for it. Just inform me of the results.

ok

[Sensei]

I think we've got a Franzl vs Mike Keller rivalry/feud growing... I trust someone will be monitoring the situation.

I will, indeed, Smid, my good man.

There will be fisticuffs at dawn!

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

The results are in. I repeat in!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass.  Matlock is about to come on.

You're still a young thing really. You have kids, so you have to think young. If it helps, my little cousin (now nearly 4) seems to think I'm ancient. 24 is 'really old like mummy' apparently, which seems to please his mum more than it pleases me

Well, I was walking down the street and some little snot of a neighbour child was on a trampoline and he shouted out "look at the old man". Granted he was about 6 and I'm a slightly more ancient 25.

Given most people think I look younger than 25... ugh little bugger.

This is why I hate kids.

[Хahar 🤔]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass.  Matlock is about to come on.

You're still a young thing really. You have kids, so you have to think young. If it helps, my little cousin (now nearly 4) seems to think I'm ancient. 24 is 'really old like mummy' apparently, which seems to please his mum more than it pleases me

Well, I was walking down the street and some little snot of a neighbour child was on a trampoline and he shouted out "look at the old man". Granted he was about 6 and I'm a slightly more ancient 25.

Given most people think I look younger than 25... ugh little bugger.

This is why I hate kids.

You are now an HP.

[Lunar]

So am I the winner of something or what?

[Eraserhead]

There is actually supposed to be one more round of voting.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 

You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category.  Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...

Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....

I jest

Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass.  Matlock is about to come on.

You're still a young thing really. You have kids, so you have to think young. If it helps, my little cousin (now nearly 4) seems to think I'm ancient. 24 is 'really old like mummy' apparently, which seems to please his mum more than it pleases me

Well, I was walking down the street and some little snot of a neighbour child was on a trampoline and he shouted out "look at the old man". Granted he was about 6 and I'm a slightly more ancient 25.

Given most people think I look younger than 25... ugh little bugger.

This is why I hate kids.

You are now an HP.

Now - kids are HPs - there you go - an HP rating from Inks (not necessarily all kids, but the annoying, screamy kind).

[Lunar]

There is actually supposed to be one more round of voting.

Do it then!

[Eraserhead]

There is actually supposed to be one more round of voting.

Do it then!

I thought everyone forgot about this. I'm working 11 hour shifts right now and I don't feel like counting the votes but if somebody else wants to count them up and report the top three vote getters in each category, let me know.

Also some people may want to change some votes around considering all the crazy stuff that has happened in recent weeks (the return of Stark, Straha, kingofthebenchpress, the Xahar/benconstine drama, etc).

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

kingofthebenchpress for president!!

[Sam Spade]

Query:  Who is already in the Atlas Hall of Fame from last year, Eraserhead? (because I distinctly remember the question)