Post something the previous poster would have said in a July, 1776 era forum

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Because everyone else is doing it

[The Mikado]

"What the hell is Washington doing?  He'll lose the war at this rate.  Gates for Commander in Chief!"

[Ban my account ffs!]

Boy, this spot would make a fine place for a capitol!

[DownWithTheLeft]

I am completely unaffected living in Minnesota, its so nice

[YRABNNRM]

The traitors to the crown should be drawn and quartered.

[Colin]

All I hope is that the British troops leave New York soon. This garrison is getting too much to handle.

[The Mikado]

"Confound thoƒe ƒodding wretches in London!  Taxing my morning tea?  I won't hear of it!  We ƒhall form a land where ridiculous burdens on liberty like tea taxes are part of a half-forgotten barbaric paƒt.  Now where are my wretched ƒlaves?"

[Colin]

"Confound thoƒe ƒodding wretches in London!  Taxing my morning tea?  I won't hear of it!  We ƒhall form a land where ridiculous burdens on liberty like tea taxes are part of a half-forgotten barbaric paƒt.  Now where are my wretched ƒlaves?"

The problem is I'd most likely be a loyalist.


Oh, there's a war going on. I can hardly tell. Please continuing playing gentlemen I don't want my music interrupted.

[The Mikado]

"Confound thoƒe ƒodding wretches in London!  Taxing my morning tea?  I won't hear of it!  We ƒhall form a land where ridiculous burdens on liberty like tea taxes are part of a half-forgotten barbaric paƒt.  Now where are my wretched ƒlaves?"

The problem is I'd most likely be a loyalist.


Oh, there's a war going on. I can hardly tell. Please continuing playing gentlemen I don't want my music interrupted.

As to part one, so would I.  As to part two...where did everyone get this idea that I was a latter-day Nero?

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[Person Man]

I hope this war ends soon. Thank goodness the Redcoats are in New York and not in the south yet. I just hope that the tea taxes end.

[Sensei]

That Abagail Adamƒ iƒ one ƒaucy wench

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Doesn't bother me; I'm a part of Spain!

[Franzl]

Can the Jews have Ohio?

[Person Man]

How will this war affect the Northwest territories?

[HappyWarrior]

Ahh, the West.  So quiet. 

[JohnFKennedy]

That Abagail Adamƒ iƒ one ƒaucy wench

People didn't use the medial s at the end of a word so it would be Adams rather than Adamſ but it would be ſaucy. They also shouldn't have the bar across the middle (although some did have a mark, but only on the left-hand side of the letter).

(Ignore me)

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I wonder if I'll be President someday???

[Franzl]

The British are coming! Battle time!

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Is something happening?  Nobody cares about my territory

[J. J.]

Me:  Are you sure this is the way to Germantown?


(A very obscure Pennsylvania Militia joke.)

[HappyWarrior]

Philidelphia would make a great capitol city.

[J. J.]

North Philidelphia would make a great capitol city.

Fixed. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's been years since I plotted a government overthrow........YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Person Man]

Those goddamn tight-wearing redcoats better not come any closer to Phily or were gonna fu ck them up!

[The Mikado]

"They say the Apache are on the prowl northwards again."