I just put in a call....

[YRABNNRM]

I wouldn't mind slipping something in her drink.

It's not rape if her parents don't know.

That goes against my moto: "It's not fun unless she's illegal!"

Don't worry, he's on his way....

[Хahar 🤔]

I look forward to watching this.

[Keystone Phil]

He was just coming over to bring her "her lunch," my friend.

[YRABNNRM]

Now I guess I know what he means by the "dirty south..."

[Ban my account ffs!]

I think all the promiscuity has given him a dirty south.

[MasterJedi]

He was just coming over to bring her "her lunch," my friend.

But they'll find the condoms, whips, chains, lube, etc. in his car.

[Keystone Phil]

He was just coming over to bring her "her lunch," my friend.

But they'll find the condoms, whips, chains, lube, etc. in his car.

He just wanted some dessert afterwards.

[Everett]

Yeah, the forum tends to attract a lot of creeps.

[YRABNNRM]

Yeah, the forum tends to attract a lot of creeps.

To say the least.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

He was just coming over to bring her "her lunch," my friend.

Uh, her parents were out and I was just bringing her some groceries and she was making cookies. That's all!

[Keystone Phil]

...

You know, I tried clicking on the "report to moderator" button for the first time.  It said that, to submit a report, I have to give my email address to the moderator.  Why would that be necessary?

That never happened for me.

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Oh, that. Yeah. Big deal. 

[Colin]

...

You know, I tried clicking on the "report to moderator" button for the first time.  It said that, to submit a report, I have to give my email address to the moderator.  Why would that be necessary?

That never happened for me.

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Oh, that. Yeah. Big deal. 

Yeah, I trust Alcon with my email. I mean he's only created fake credit cards under my name twice so he's pretty trustworthy.

[opebo]

It is high time we put rape in its proper context.  Not so long ago, rape was bad because it ruined the girl's prospects for marriage.  It was a crime not only against the girl but also the father.

Today's women have been around the block so many times that it no longer matters.  They are 'damaged goods' so to speak (and cannot be damaged anymore).  There are many worse crimes than rape.  How about the psycho woman who killed her daughter in Florida?  Rape is, at worst, a temporary inconvenience, and can be an exciting experience if the man is passionate enough.

Most of those who complain about rape tend to be feminists, who are often ugly and do not have to worry about such an act happening to them (consensual or otherwise).  Indeed, it would be a mark of high character for a charitable fellow to break down their door and give them the time of lives.  When they are in the throes of passion, screaming, "yes!  Yes!  YES!" it will matter not that she did not consent for the man to enter her ... for from thereon out, the consent will be his!

I'm not for censoring this.  Duke has perfectly summed up the views of many people on this issue - the uneducated, the religious, and the older generation.  Sadly even many younger people hold this bizarre view that the vagina is somehow 'damaged' by sexual experience.  Of course we all know this bizarre rational is nothing but a symptom of their hatred.

But most importantly, he must be kidding, because no one who held such views could express them so cogently and in reasonable English.

[dead0man]

It is high time we put rape in its proper context.  Not so long ago, rape was bad because it ruined the girl's prospects for marriage.  It was a crime not only against the girl but also the father.

Today's women have been around the block so many times that it no longer matters.  They are 'damaged goods' so to speak (and cannot be damaged anymore).  There are many worse crimes than rape.  How about the psycho woman who killed her daughter in Florida?  Rape is, at worst, a temporary inconvenience, and can be an exciting experience if the man is passionate enough.

Most of those who complain about rape tend to be feminists, who are often ugly and do not have to worry about such an act happening to them (consensual or otherwise).  Indeed, it would be a mark of high character for a charitable fellow to break down their door and give them the time of lives.  When they are in the throes of passion, screaming, "yes!  Yes!  YES!" it will matter not that she did not consent for the man to enter her ... for from thereon out, the consent will be his!

Wow!  It's not everyday you see 1954 so clearly.  How do you feel about the darkies?  I hope to God you're kidding...somehow.

[Sam Spade]

The above post should probably be in the goldmine, but there's a couple of lines that I really find funny because they're artfully written.  Go figure.

[dead0man]

I'm too disgusted to post.  I'd insult you, but I don't want to waste my time and brain power.  You're a very small man.

(I'm still holding out hope you're kidding and I'm being whooshed)

[HardRCafé]

Why does anyone still assume that is a real person?

[Joe Biden 2020]

We need to stop this conversation right now.  Rape is a very serious crime and does more harm than one can see on the outside.  One has to think of the emotional and even mental damage that is done, and some of that is permanent.

I'm going to ask Alcon to lock this thread, because we don't need Vander Blubb insulting all women everywhere, and we don't need the rest of us belittling him, although he does deserve it.  For the rest of us, we have the option of not speaking to Vander or not responding to his posts or even ignore him.  Plus, this conversation has the potential to turn very nasty very quick and we don't need another scandal in this forum community here in the run-up to the conventions and the homestretch.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

It is high time we put rape in its proper context.  Not so long ago, rape was bad because it ruined the girl's prospects for marriage.  It was a crime not only against the girl but also the father.

Today's women have been around the block so many times that it no longer matters.  They are 'damaged goods' so to speak (and cannot be damaged anymore).  There are many worse crimes than rape.  How about the psycho woman who killed her daughter in Florida?  Rape is, at worst, a temporary inconvenience, and can be an exciting experience if the man is passionate enough.

Most of those who complain about rape tend to be feminists, who are often ugly and do not have to worry about such an act happening to them (consensual or otherwise).  Indeed, it would be a mark of high character for a charitable fellow to break down their door and give them the time of lives.  When they are in the throes of passion, screaming, "yes!  Yes!  YES!" it will matter not that she did not consent for the man to enter her ... for from thereon out, the consent will be his!

Hear, hear.  I say we need more rape!  It's the spice of life!

Why does anyone still assume that is a real person?

Prude.  You probably never even raped someone. 

[YRABNNRM]

I first thought Vander Blubb was joking but...wow...

I'm going to ask Alcon to lock this thread, because we don't need Vander Blubb insulting all women everywhere, and we don't need the rest of us belittling him, although he does deserve it.  For the rest of us, we have the option of not speaking to Vander or not responding to his posts or even ignore him.  Plus, this conversation has the potential to turn very nasty very quick and we don't need another scandal in this forum community here in the run-up to the conventions and the homestretch.

No. You have the option not to read this thread.

[Jake]

There is the basis for some good points in that post actually.

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This especially. Rape is such a gray area anyway. Is it not immoral to lie or use alcohol to gain consent for sex? Neither of those is rape, however shitty the woman may feel when she's not buzzed or when she realizes the truth.

[opebo]

...I would not be terribly upset if someone stuck a delicious ham in my mouth...

Please VB, we promised we'd keep the pet names for him to ourselves!

[Sensei]

I'm too disgusted to post.  I'd insult you, but I don't want to waste my time and brain power.  You're a very small man.

(I'm still holding out hope you're kidding and I'm being whooshed)

no, you're obviously being whooshed

[YRABNNRM]

He's like me with absolutely no restraint whatsoever. Maybe you all are too scared to admit the same thing, but a lot of guys view rape in the same manner in this age of women going out, dressing promiscuously, and binge drinking.

[King]

Are we going to have a DUKEWATCH thread?