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« on: August 11, 2008, 09:17:48 PM »
Announcer:  The vast majority of Americans have a favorable opinion of Barack Obama.

Announcer:  Would you elect the popular kid who beat you up in high school as President?




Announcer:  Wedgies? Missed curfew? Shoplifting? Bad 80s teenage stereotypes? That's the real Obama.

McCain: I'm John McCain and I approve this message.
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 09:48:08 PM »
Announcer: Barack Obama is the most popular man on earth. Even more popular than Jesus.



Announcer: Why aren't you as popular as Barack?



Announcer: Why doesn't your body look as good as Barack's?

McCain: I'm John McCain and I approve this message.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 11:18:35 AM »
You guys will have to supply the images...

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Barack Obama...


Can America afford four years of uppity?


(I'm John McCain, and I approved this message.)
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 12:17:08 PM »
Quote from: Beet on August 11, 2008, 09:48:08 PM
Announcer: Why doesn't your body look as good as Barack's?

Urgh.  Thankfully, mine looks better than that.

Which is a surprise, since I've repeatedly read this story about how sexy and buff Obama is cause he works out in German gyms!
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 12:21:34 PM »
Quote from: JSojourner on August 12, 2008, 11:18:35 AM
You guys will have to supply the images...

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Barack Obama...


Can America afford four years of uppity?


(I'm John McCain, and I approved this message.)

Barack Obama...



Can American afford four years of uppity?



(I'm John McCain, and I approved this message.)
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 05:24:48 PM »
Barack Obama...he wants to know where ALL the white women at.

''I'm...line!...whu?...J-o-h-n McCain and I approve this videogram''
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 05:32:22 PM »
Announcer: George Washington is the only president to recieve every vote in the Electoral College. But with the newfound celebrity status of Barack Obama, we could see this:



Keep our Founding Fathers special. Don't let Obama's arrogance be proved well-founded. Vote McCain.

McCain: I'm John McCain and I approve this message.
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