Time to steal Phils thunder.

[Flying Dog]

I'm bored so....time for attention whore thread!


I was hit on by a 70+ year old homosexual in front of my grandpa:

Today I was at the local nursing home visiting my Grandpa. I sat with him while he ate and then I decided to take him outside on the veranda. Well, a nurse/aid came out with a couple other residents: four women and one man. All of them were at least over 70. My grandpa and I were talking and then the man interrupted. He asked if I was my grandpas' son. "No, I'm his grandson.", I said. We went on talking and he interrupted again saying, "What's your name?" I told him, "Josh." What I'm about to say made me so embarrassed. The 70+ year old man then said, "Would you like it if we went out tonight and I french-kissed you?" I had no idea what to say. I was in complete and utter shock. A couple of the residents started laughing and the nurse said after a couple seconds, "Ted! Don't talk like that!" Then he said, "I can't help it, I just saw him and feel in love with him." After that, I recuperated enough to make a nervous laugh and say, half-jokingly, "Hey, where do you get off talking like that?" The nurse then said, "Ted, I had no idea you were attracted to men." He then said, "Oh yea...." In a real disgusting voice that made me almost want to throw-up. The nurse then rolled him to a different section of the veranda so he couldn't stare at me anymore.



Warning: Inapropriate content below:




Another comment he made before the nurse rolled him away was: "Would you like it if I gave you a blowjob?"




All of this in front of my grandpa. It was so embarrassing. I'm still reeling from it.

[exopolitician]

Fun.

[Keystone Phil]

I hate you.

[CultureKing]

wow. awkward, definately more exciting than Phil's post. Congrats on a successful steal, you are now a full-fledged attention whore.

[Keystone Phil]

you are now a full-fledged attention whore.

I'm sorry but did you miss all of his other actions that helped him achieve that status? 

[Flying Dog]

you are now a full-fledged attention whore.

I'm sorry but did you miss all of his other actions that helped him achieve that status? 

Your just angry.

[CultureKing]

you are now a full-fledged attention whore.

I'm sorry but did you miss all of his other actions that helped him achieve that status? 

Don't get angry just because your jealous.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

That might be the dictionary definition of awkward.

Gay, straight, bi - that's kinda creepy and I'm open-minded to things.

[Sensei]

This reminds me of that old pervert from Family Guy.
It's possible he was senile, right?

[Flying Dog]

This reminds me of that old pervert from Family Guy.
It's possible he was senile, right?

God, I hope so!

[Keystone Phil]

you are now a full-fledged attention whore.

I'm sorry but did you miss all of his other actions that helped him achieve that status? 

Don't get angry just because your jealous.

Well....uh...well...in my story...

I actually left something out! You see....uh....the one assistant....she went....topless? Yeah, she went topless! Outside! She said she thought she would win my heart that way. So that's the full story!

[CultureKing]

you are now a full-fledged attention whore.

I'm sorry but did you miss all of his other actions that helped him achieve that status? 

Don't get angry just because your jealous.

Well....uh...well...in my story...

I actually left something out! You see....uh....the one assistant....she went....topless? Yeah, she went topless! Outside! She said she thought she would win my heart that way. So that's the full story!

It would be better if you added that she had three nipples, was willing to leave her husband for you or was in fact a man. Be creative!

[Keystone Phil]

It would be better if you added that she had three nipples

She said it was a birthmark!

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

This reminds me of that old pervert from Family Guy.
It's possible he was senile, right?

Yep, exactly where my mind went.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13pCHb62kvQ&feature=related

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

If being hit on by creepy old dudes is suddenly news, then I could start about 20 of these threads based on my exploits last weekend alone.

[CultureKing]

If being hit on by creepy old dudes is suddenly news, then I could start about 20 of these threads based on my exploits last weekend alone.

...what? Are you some kind of creepy-old-man magnet?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

[Flying Dog]

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

Come again...

[Keystone Phil]

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

Duke, I'm getting the feeling that you don't like the gays/bi's. Is this true?

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

Come again...

Ok - we don't need any more specifics.

[Keystone Phil]

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

Come again...

That's what Duke said.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

Duke, I'm getting the feeling that you don't like the gays/bi's. Is this true?

Actually, I Josh22; most people know this. The thing that annoys me is that we don't have any decent looking bi girls around here. I'll admit this homoerotic talk from Josh from Michigan is getting to be a bit much for this southern boy.

[Keystone Phil]

I'll admit this homoerotic talk from Josh from Michigan is getting to be a bit much for this southern boy.

I'm sorry to all of our diverse friends but I found this line hilarious.

[Flying Dog]

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

Duke, I'm getting the feeling that you don't like the gays/bi's. Is this true?

Actually, I Josh22; most people know this. The thing that annoys me is that we don't have any decent looking bi girls around here. I'll admit this homoerotic talk from Josh from Michigan is getting to be a bit much for this southern boy.

I don't see how this is homo-erotic, more like plain disturbing. I would have posted it if it had been a women over 70+ who made those same comments. Although, I have had elderly women hit on me but most were border-line offensive. Not mostly over-the-line like this.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

Duke, I'm getting the feeling that you don't like the gays/bi's. Is this true?

Actually, I Josh22; most people know this. The thing that annoys me is that we don't have any decent looking bi girls around here. I'll admit this homoerotic talk from Josh from Michigan is getting to be a bit much for this southern boy.

I don't see how this is homo-erotic, more like plain disturbing. I would have posted it if it had been a women over 70+ who made those same comments. Although, I have had elderly women hit on me but most were border-line offensive. Not mostly over-the-line like this.

But if you posted a thread about an elderly woman hitting on you, you would not have gotten a rise out of me (gosh, that line sounds really gay), and the thread may have died.