Comedy Goldmine VI: Now with no Gporter and Calcium-Fortified for Bone Health

[tik 🪀✨]

I hope he leaves as fast as he came.

That's what she said.

This is the only instance I'm aware of where saying that has actually made me laugh.

[tik 🪀✨]

I've heard though that there's a great oversupply of bottoms in the gay male world, and a lack of 'tops'.. is this true?  Carolingians?

[Keystone Phil]

I've heard though that there's a great oversupply of bottoms in the gay male world, and a lack of 'tops'.. is this true?  Carolingians?

I love it. He is a comical genius. Carolingians!

[Хahar 🤔]

I don't really get the point of this.  How will the outcome be different than Christian/not Christian?

I'm hoping to have a substantive debate, of some kind.

Isn't this pretty much how the debate will go?:

Jew: (Reasons discluding Jesus from being the messiah, because that's what he believse and wants to keep believing)

Christian: (Reasons for Jesus being the messiah, and invalidations of the disclusions, because that's what he believes and wants to keep believing)

Xahar: I'm a Muslim.

[Хahar 🤔]

Absolute gold:

I imagine Indiana is a fairly cheap market, with spillover from/into Wisconsin.

[Sensei]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=79275.45

most of this thread

[Joe Republic]

Carol Moseley-Braun.

Daughter of Oswald Mosley and Eva Braun.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Context helps:

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[Joe Republic]

The last time I found Jib Jab to be funny was when I was 14.

Wow, they must have really went downhill in a year.

[Sensei]

The last time I found Jib Jab to be funny was when I was 14.

Wow, they must have really went downhill in a year.

ba dum pshhhh

[Joe Republic]

See, Harry was right. Everybody always picks on Mississippi, even the facts. It's simply not fair.

[Albus Dumbledore]

See, Harry was right. Everybody always picks on Mississippi, even the facts. It's simply not fair.

[Хahar 🤔]

Click for context:

I couldn't fit the stone tablets on my scanner.

[tik 🪀✨]

Some people you have to watch though.  I had one bitch who asked me "What motivates me to get up in the morning?"  Uhhh.. WOW.

Honest answer - I have to urinate.

Another opeboan nugget of truth.

[Keystone Phil]

*Note, this will change over time.*

[Ebowed]

The childish Romney bashing on this forum is really engaged in by only the most uninformed and closed minded of those who post on this forum.  All Romney bashers on this forum fit into one or more of the following categories:

Closet homosexuals frustrated by their insecurity over their sexuality and who are attempting to sound macho by lashing out at Romney.

Politically uneducated posters who have nothing meaningful to contribute to a discussion and therefore resort to parroting others in seeing who can say the loudest duh, I hate Romney the most.

Posters who have no life and who spend considerable waking hours coming up with untruths and drivel to post about Romney.

Insecure individuals who have the misguided notion than in order to impress others they have to attack a high profile public personality like Romney.

Mean spirited individuals who get their thrills by mean mouthing others, in this case by mean mouthing Romney.

Those who secretly admire Romney for his considerable accomplishments but do not have the courage to admit it, and who are frustrated because they know they will never in their lifetime achieve a fraction of what he has achieved, therefore they are attempting to cover up their admiration of Romney by indiscriminately lashing out at him.

Those who do not have a spine, who do not have a mind of their own, who are easily influenced, who mindlessly go along with the unenlightened crowd, repeating the vitriolic excesses that others say about Romney.

Those who have unresolved issues in their lives that they have not adequately dealt with and would rather take out their frustrations on Romney rather than dealing with their own problems.

[Albus Dumbledore]

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[Daniel Adams]

Why do they love Obama in the Dakotas and un-love him in Kansas? I mean they are all flat, and grain oriented in the east, and cattle oriented in the west, and just seem the same to little old me!

It's called peer pressure.  Canada and Minnesota won't let the Dakotas sit with them at the kool kids lunch table if they support McCain.  Meanwhile, Kansas is sticking with Oklahoma and Nebraska on this one despite the pleas of nonconformist Colorado who really wants to ask Kansas to be it's date at Homecoming but knows Kansas and Missouri are already in a relationship.

Oh the drama of our electoral map.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Back, what I miss except getting an "official warning" from Dave from insulting our dearest account deleting poster

If TexasIndy bashing is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[bullmoose88]

To anyone who has made use of the term hate or hatred of Mitt Romney, however, I must point out that hate and hatred are very ugly words.

Hatred led the Nazis to massacre 6,000,000 Jews in Europe during World War II.

Piss off

Man are you a loser.

Well, look what we have here, a holocaust denier.

When they came for the dog on Mitt Romney's car,
I remained silent;
I was not the dog on Mitt Romney's car.

When they came for the illegal immigrants working on Mitt Romney's lawn,
I remained silent;
I was not an illegal immigrant working on Mitt Romney's lawn.

When they came for Mitt Romney,
there was no one left to call them closet homosexuals.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

23 people are killed when a petrochemical plant in Texas explodes.

Please, that happens at least once every year.  No biggie.

[Sensei]

23 people are killed when a petrochemical plant in Texas explodes.

Please, that happens at least once every year.  No biggie.

lol

[Jake]

Isamic churches too.

Would you call a Synagogue a "Jewish Church"?

I don't know what you call them, temples?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Future SenatorInsurance Salesman Ronnie Musgrove

Fixed, you're welcome

I thought Musgrove was a trial lawyer, the preferred profession of the few hundred white Democrats in Mississippi.

[Alcon]

Summertime, and the polling is crappy.

...numbers are jumping, and the MoE is high...