Comedy Goldmine VI: Now with no Gporter and Calcium-Fortified for Bone Health

[YRABNNRM]

This forum has a lot of jokes but Conan is truly the best one of them all. He truly is in his own little world. It's always good for a laugh.

Yeah, pretty much.

go look at some comic books.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Damn, Andrew beat me to it.

I love how Conan's "comeback" completely proves the point of the posters he's responding to

[Јas]

You guys are acting like Russia is this big power country, It's not. Russia can't afford to piss us(USA) off. We can blow them off the face of the Earth if we really wanted to. The US have so many things that we don't even know of, and things we can only dream of. Come one guys think.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

So what?

Obviously, they are going to invade, so we better all exercise our right to bear Gatling Guns so we can help the British Army out and repel the invasion force.

Context is probably needed

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

a bitter, bitter man.

Why do you have to keep bringing yourself into all these discussions that aren't related to you?

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

The good members of the Alaska GOP are getting tired of the culture of corruption that surrounds the Republican Party.

Meanwhile, the good members of the Atlas Forum are getting tired of the culuture of repetitive posting that surrounds the Obama hacks of this forum.

[Hash]

A little picture of Alicia to straighten the thread out.

Straight? Her body doesn't look very straight to me. Take your non-straight fantasies elsewhere.

[Sensei]

Posting again because that's how hot she is.

I wouldn't mind slipping something in her drink.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

[YRABNNRM]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

[MasterJedi]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

[Everett]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

[MasterJedi]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

He also pretty much asked Rin-chan out through posts.

[Хahar 🤔]

And he's running for Senate?

[YRABNNRM]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

He also pretty much asked Rin-chan out through posts.

Don't forget the strange obsession with Naso's sister.

[Eraserhead]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

He also pretty much asked Rin-chan out through posts.

I believe you are speaking of Southern Patriot (aka DWPerry).

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? He was pretty strange, to say the least.

[YRABNNRM]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

He also pretty much asked Rin-chan out through posts.

I believe you are speaking of Southern Patriot (aka DWPerry).

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? He was pretty strange, to say the least.

Running for Senate in Alabama and for President in 2016....

http://senate.dwp2016.org/
http://www.dwp2016.org/

[Flying Dog]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

No. It's 'cause they can't handle my beautiful sexiness!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

He also pretty much asked Rin-chan out through posts.

I remember that. He was like 40 and was asking her to post more pictures of herself and send him more virtual hugs on the forums. What a terrific role model for his great state.

[The Mikado]

...

You know, I tried clicking on the "report to moderator" button for the first time.  It said that, to submit a report, I have to give my email address to the moderator.  Why would that be necessary?

That never happened for me.

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Oh, that. Yeah. Big deal. 

Yeah, I trust Alcon with my email. I mean he's only created fake credit cards under my name twice so he's pretty trustworthy.

Sadly, Colin and Phil failed to grasp my reasons for not wanting to trust Alcon with my email.  I'm concerned about four-paragraph-long love e-mails showing up in my inbox.

[Eraserhead]

...and we wonder why no women post here...

To be fair, Duke and opebo are the only pro-rape members we have, as far as I know.

There was that Alabama guy whos name I can't remember that fits into that category as well.

Apparently he kept sending flirtatious private messages to Mimi "Tik" Merlot asking if Tik has a MySpace, hot pictures, et cetera. Eventually he wanted to know if they could "meet up" somewhere. That was disturbingly funny, to say the least.

He also pretty much asked Rin-chan out through posts.

I believe you are speaking of Southern Patriot (aka DWPerry).

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? He was pretty strange, to say the least.

Running for Senate in Alabama and for President in 2016....

http://senate.dwp2016.org/
http://www.dwp2016.org/

Dear Lord... did you see the part where he claims to be polling at 2% in a Rasmussen poll? The 2% he is speaking of is in fact for "other". What a hilarious dude.

[Sensei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EHocPk1WAM&eurl=http://www.dwp2016.org/Index3.html

I haven't decided whether this is hilarious or scary

[King]

Darryl is an excellent candidate.  He seems like the kind of candidate you can sit down and have a beer with him.  Granted, he'll probably slip you a rufie and molest your children, but it's the thought that counts.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Darryl is an excellent candidate.  He seems like the kind of candidate you can sit down and have a beer with him.  Granted, he'll probably slip you a rufie and molest your children, but it's the thought that counts.

Goldmine Material right there!

[Sensei]

It is high time we put rape in its proper context.  Not so long ago, rape was bad because it ruined the girl's prospects for marriage.  It was a crime not only against the girl but also the father.

Today's women have been around the block so many times that it no longer matters.  They are 'damaged goods' so to speak (and cannot be damaged anymore).  There are many worse crimes than rape.  How about the psycho woman who killed her daughter in Florida?  Rape is, at worst, a temporary inconvenience, and can be an exciting experience if the man is passionate enough.

Most of those who complain about rape tend to be feminists, who are often ugly and do not have to worry about such an act happening to them (consensual or otherwise).  Indeed, it would be a mark of high character for a charitable fellow to break down their door and give them the time of lives.  When they are in the throes of passion, screaming, "yes!  Yes!  YES!" it will matter not that she did not consent for the man to enter her ... for from thereon out, the consent will be his!