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Sam Spade
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« Reply #100 on: July 22, 2008, 01:03:27 PM »

Al is the only one on this forum who knows his music, apparently...
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« Reply #101 on: July 22, 2008, 01:28:39 PM »
Quote from: Sam Spade on July 22, 2008, 01:03:27 PM

Al is the only one on this forum who knows his music, apparently...

I resent that.
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« Reply #102 on: July 22, 2008, 03:25:18 PM »
Quote from: Aizen on July 22, 2008, 03:24:14 PM
96. I was 7 years old. I remember rooting for Bob Dole because I liked saying his name. It made my mother angry "Oh god, I've raised a Republican!"
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« Reply #103 on: July 22, 2008, 06:04:21 PM »
Quote from: Joe Hussein Republic on July 22, 2008, 02:50:04 PM
Somewhere in the world, a subway station is missing its hobo.
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« Reply #104 on: July 23, 2008, 04:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on July 23, 2008, 03:53:10 PM
I have never understood Mr. Naso's obsession with hurricanes, in particular his desire to be caught in the midst of one.  Perhaps the origin of this lies in his sexual psyche: a hidden desire to be dominated by a woman of great size and power. 
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« Reply #105 on: July 23, 2008, 04:03:07 PM »
That post is Blubb's best post of all time.
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« Reply #106 on: July 23, 2008, 10:16:25 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 23, 2008, 09:14:18 PM
Listen, I talked it over with some maps. All but one of them agree that McCain would still win. The other map is just a stubborn, brainwashed, cultist hack.
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« Reply #107 on: July 23, 2008, 10:25:52 PM »
Walter boggles my mind at times...

Quote from: WalterMitty on July 23, 2008, 10:23:52 PM

i like kasich.  and he is a grateful dead fan.

but he lacks...eh...maturity? 
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« Reply #108 on: July 23, 2008, 10:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on July 23, 2008, 10:25:52 PM
Walter boggles my mind at times...

Quote from: WalterMitty on July 23, 2008, 10:23:52 PM

i like kasich.  and he is a grateful dead fan.

but he lacks...eh...maturity? 

i see him on fox news from time to time.  seems like a hell of a guy.

but i dont think he has national political potential.  (i know he ran for about 15 minutes in 2000...but)
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« Reply #109 on: July 23, 2008, 11:15:07 PM »
This thead is going to be good:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=79659.0
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« Reply #110 on: July 24, 2008, 01:17:01 AM »

Damn, 10 pages?
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« Reply #111 on: July 24, 2008, 01:26:31 AM »

You don't understand, there was a potential vagina involved!!
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« Reply #112 on: July 24, 2008, 01:29:10 AM »

Even though it's obviously a female impersonator (like you).
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« Reply #113 on: July 24, 2008, 02:05:38 AM »
I don't think he ever claimed to be female.
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« Reply #114 on: July 24, 2008, 02:47:26 AM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on July 23, 2008, 03:50:54 PM
As a child my most hated chore was the weekly vacuuming of the car.  It was not the vacuuming itself I despised, however, but when I was finished my father would take a stick and beat me if he found any dirt - which he inevitably did.  In fact I believe sometimes he would dirty up the car on purpose just to find an excuse to beat me.  And then Mother would be there, crying and telling him to let me alone, but he would not, and he would strike her also and tell her to keep quiet, that only men know how to properly raise their sons, and then he would kick me for good measure, having grieved mother unnecessarily.
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« Reply #115 on: July 24, 2008, 03:22:47 AM »
Quote from: ޒަހަރު) زَهَـرْ) on July 23, 2008, 07:34:33 PM
Quote from: Louis-Napoléon/Jean Royer for President on July 23, 2008, 07:06:03 PM

That would've been amusing. I would have called them Parisians, Communists, Socialists, snobs etc.

If you're going to insult them, use insults.
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« Reply #116 on: July 24, 2008, 04:20:50 AM »
Quote from: Sir Joseph Porter, KCB on July 23, 2008, 06:59:52 PM
At roughly 5 PM EDT, the Atlas Forum was suddenly and deliberately attacked by hackers, or "e-terrorists," of origins unknown.  Atlasia had no known quarrel with the responsible party, which cowardly refuses to identify itself. They appear to be Turkish in origin, and disabled the site for over an hour today, July 23rd, 2008.

With the menace of Turkish hackers looming on our horizon, I propose the following measures to secure our domain.

1.  The Protecting Atlasian Territory Regarding Incidents Obstructing Telecommunications (PATRIOT) Act of 2008.  I urge the Senate to immediately consider granting President Moderate sweeping emergency powers to overturn anonymity, read PMs, and view the browsing history of anyone who visits the Atlas Forum.  I maintain that only those guilty of an offense have anything to hide.

2.  The attackers were of Turkish origin and left Turkish graffiti.  There can only be one response.  Atlasia must declare war on Cyprus.  Cyprus has a significant Turkish population, is a strategic country, and could pay for the occupation on its own through hummus.  There is no reason to assume that the Cypriot Greek and Turkish communities can't get along, and that both won't welcome Atlasian occupation liberation.  The Republic of Turkey, despite being the nation where the people who attacked Atlasia are from, are a crucial Atlasian ally and should continue to receive preferential relations with Atlasia.

As in any democracy, there is room to disagree, but there are also times to stand and fight.  This is why I am urging all candidates in the upcoming August Senate Election to run on a platform of Cypriot accountability.  My fellow Atlasians and I will judge whether or not you deserve your senate seat by your stance on Cyprus.  I call on Atlasia to rally to this crucial mission, which cannot possibly fail, and liberate Cyprus.  Remember 7/23, and God Bless Atlasia.
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« Reply #117 on: July 24, 2008, 07:05:13 AM »
It's funny, but not for the reason that he would have liked:

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Why are you talking about yourself like that?
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« Reply #118 on: July 24, 2008, 10:56:24 AM »
Quote from: Original Patriot on July 24, 2008, 08:56:25 AM

Why? Are you worried about someone hacking your account and editing your cut and paste jobs?
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« Reply #119 on: July 24, 2008, 12:56:31 PM »

Hooray! I made the Goldmine!
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« Reply #120 on: July 25, 2008, 12:42:36 PM »
He's just too good...


Quote from: Josh22 on July 25, 2008, 11:39:22 AM
I don't even what to try to say how McCain is thinking, half the time I believe he don't even know what he is thinking anymore, as well
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« Reply #121 on: July 25, 2008, 02:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Alcon on July 25, 2008, 01:44:23 PM
Is it just me, or does John Ensign look disturbingly like the bastard lovechild of Charlie Crist and Mitt Romney?
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« Reply #122 on: July 25, 2008, 05:46:06 PM »
This guy is a joke:

Quote from: ThePrezMex on July 25, 2008, 05:15:21 PM
Yeah, I read it earlier.. it is brilliant... true and scary.
This is precisely why I've been so scared about the Obama movement all along.
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« Reply #123 on: July 25, 2008, 05:59:54 PM »
Only funny posts please.
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« Reply #124 on: July 25, 2008, 09:48:15 PM »


Indeed.  I think we need a separate thread for Dennis Miller-style "comedy."
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