Primary Night Results Thread (AL, CA, IA, MT, NJ, NM, SD)

[Хahar 🤔]

WMS!

Heya Sam! The opportunity to bash Martin Heinrich was too much to resist.

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

[cannonia]

The results are making me happy so far...

 Mayor Of Sacramento
          Vote For  1
              (WITH 268 OF 378 PRECINCTS COUNTED 70.90%)
           KEVIN JOHNSON .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .    12,771   47.55
           HEATHER FARGO .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .    10,691   39.80

U.S. Congress - District 4
    Suzanne Jones   3,262   5.8 %   
    Tom McClintock   29,744   53.2 %   
    Doug Ose   21,507   38.5 %   
    Theodore Terbolizard   1,409   2.5 %   

[MarkWarner08]

Isn't it fitting that Heather Wilson's career once again depends on a few remaining precincts?

It's so cruel.

Not for your home state's resident electoral Houdini, Mr. Jim "I can't believe I lost another .4% of the vote and I still won!" Gerlach.

[Хahar 🤔]

Why exactly is Terbolizard doing so well in Sierra County?

[Keystone Phil]

Isn't it fitting that Heather Wilson's career once again depends on a few remaining precincts?

It's so cruel.

Not for your home state's resident electoral Houdini, Mr. Jim "I can't believe I lost another .4% of the vote and I still won!" Gerlach.

I was going to mention him as well. 

[cannonia]

Why exactly is Terbolizard doing so well in Sierra County?

I think he's from Nevada County ("the mountains"), so I wonder if he just has connections up there?  Not like there are a lot of voters there.

[Sam Spade]

Hey, it's not my fault the Dems never nominate a Blue Dog Hispanic female here...that combination would probably have won this year...

Hmm... What about Patsy Madrid? If only she hadn't stuttered in that debate, she would've been running for reelection this time.

I didn't know Madrid was a blue dog Hispanic.  I thought she was just incompetent.

So, a competent Hispanic would have won last time around. 

[MarkWarner08]

Hey, it's not my fault the Dems never nominate a Blue Dog Hispanic female here...that combination would probably have won this year...

Hmm... What about Patsy Madrid? If only she hadn't stuttered in that debate, she would've been running for reelection this time.

I didn't know Madrid was a blue dog Hispanic.  I thought she was just incompetent.

So, a competent Hispanic would have won last time around. 

Well, she could've pretended that she was Blue Dog. It would've been quite simply actually. Madrid in a TV ad: Here's my plan to increase gun ownership, cut the federal deficit, and enforce tougher border protection, and I'll pay for it by suing abortion doctors!

[HardRCafé]

You're probably right about loebsack, just trying to find at least a little good news for the gop tonite.

Leonard Lance over Kate Christie?

[WMS]

Isn't it fitting that Heather Wilson's career once again depends on a few remaining precincts?

For selfish reasons, I'm hoping Pearce wins with 51.4% of the vote.

It would be par for the course...

For both selfish and noble reasons I'm hoping Wilson pulls it out. I like her the best out of the three Representatives running for this job, and I think she'd be the best Senator.

Hey, it's not my fault the Dems never nominate a Blue Dog Hispanic female here...that combination would probably have won this year...

Hmm... What about Patsy Madrid? If only she hadn't stuttered in that debate, she would've been running for reelection this time.

A bit too liberal and a lot too machine. The Treasurer scandals would've hurt her. Richard Romero was closer ideologically, but was crippled by Dem infighting. The NM Dem machine can master every race...except NM-1, for some reason.

I didn't know Madrid was a blue dog Hispanic.  I thought she was just incompetent.

So, a competent Hispanic would have won last time around. 

She wasn't. Actually, a more moderate and talented candidate might have tipped those last thousand votes...

Well, she could've pretended that she was Blue Dog. It would've been quite simply actually. Madrid in a TV ad: Here's my plan to increase gun ownership, cut the federal deficit, and enforce tougher border proection, and I'll pay for it by suing abortion doctors!

Her donors would've been upset.

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

[Хahar 🤔]

Why exactly is Terbolizard doing so well in Sierra County?

I think he's from Nevada County ("the mountains"), so I wonder if he just has connections up there?  Not like there are a lot of voters there.

But he's only doing well in Sierra. Oh well. I guess it'll remain a mystery.

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

[Meeker]

So are we actually going to get results tonight, or will I be pressing Refresh until noon tomorrow waiting for the last precincts to trickle in?

[WMS]

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

I actually read about that. You're screwed out there, ya know...

[Sam Spade]

So are we actually going to get results tonight, or will I be pressing Refresh until noon tomorrow waiting for the last precincts to trickle in?

This is New Mexico.  Don't expect the final results until next week.

[WMS]

So are we actually going to get results tonight, or will I be pressing Refresh until noon tomorrow waiting for the last precincts to trickle in?

This is New Mexico.  Don't expect the final results until next week.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (and these ^^^ have more authority than other people's ^^^ because I live in NM )

[Хahar 🤔]

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

I actually read about that. You're screwed out there, ya know...

Atlasia exposes my inner masochist, now, doesn't it? Now rejoice, for the Midwest still demands NM.

[WMS]

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

I actually read about that. You're screwed out there, ya know...

Atlasia exposes my inner masochist, now, doesn't it? Now rejoice, for the Midwest still demands NM.

Atlasia does that for everyone...except the sociopaths. Sorry, I'm wanted for sedition, but good luck.

[Хahar 🤔]

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

I actually read about that. You're screwed out there, ya know...

Atlasia exposes my inner masochist, now, doesn't it? Now rejoice, for the Midwest still demands NM.

Atlasia does that for everyone...except the sociopaths. Sorry, I'm wanted for sedition, but good luck.

Thanks; I need it now more than ever, what with my futile VP bid.

[WMS]

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

I actually read about that. You're screwed out there, ya know...

Atlasia exposes my inner masochist, now, doesn't it? Now rejoice, for the Midwest still demands NM.

Atlasia does that for everyone...except the sociopaths. Sorry, I'm wanted for sedition, but good luck.

Thanks; I need it now more than ever, what with my futile VP bid.

I did the VP thing once...lost, of course, but it was probably one of the better races, with five decent Pres-VP tickets...

[Хahar 🤔]

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

I actually read about that. You're screwed out there, ya know...

Atlasia exposes my inner masochist, now, doesn't it? Now rejoice, for the Midwest still demands NM.

Atlasia does that for everyone...except the sociopaths. Sorry, I'm wanted for sedition, but good luck.

Thanks; I need it now more than ever, what with my futile VP bid.

I did the VP thing once...lost, of course, but it was probably one of the better races, with five decent Pres-VP tickets...

I'd see what you're referring to, but the Wiki is unfunnily slow.

[WMS]

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

I actually read about that. You're screwed out there, ya know...

Atlasia exposes my inner masochist, now, doesn't it? Now rejoice, for the Midwest still demands NM.

Atlasia does that for everyone...except the sociopaths. Sorry, I'm wanted for sedition, but good luck.

Thanks; I need it now more than ever, what with my futile VP bid.

I did the VP thing once...lost, of course, but it was probably one of the better races, with five decent Pres-VP tickets...

I'd see what you're referring to, but the Wiki is unfunnily slow.

VP with someone you know.

Well, enough hijacking the thread with Atlasia. Let's quit before it gets silly.

[Хahar 🤔]

The last non-JCP candidate to hold office in the Pacific!

[That's what I think of.]

Ergh, don't remind me...

Heh. I almost did it.

I actually read about that. You're screwed out there, ya know...

Atlasia exposes my inner masochist, now, doesn't it? Now rejoice, for the Midwest still demands NM.

Atlasia does that for everyone...except the sociopaths. Sorry, I'm wanted for sedition, but good luck.

Thanks; I need it now more than ever, what with my futile VP bid.

I did the VP thing once...lost, of course, but it was probably one of the better races, with five decent Pres-VP tickets...

I'd see what you're referring to, but the Wiki is unfunnily slow.

VP with someone you know.

Well, enough hijacking the thread with Atlasia. Let's quit before it gets silly.

Right.

Certainly, I was ordered to bed half an hour ago, besides.

[MarkWarner08]

Heather Wilson would have to win around 65% of the remaining vote to defeat Pearce. Since only 13 precincts in NM-01 remain, Pearce's margin is nearly insurmountable. It's time to close the curtains on Wilson's career.

[WMS]

Heather Wilson would have to win around 65% of the remaining vote to defeat Pearce. Since only 13 precincts in NM-01 remain, Pearce's margin is nearly insurmountable. It's time to close the curtains on Wilson's career.

I'll rant when it's all over. Although being given the choice of a Progressive Caucus Democrat and a Club-For-Growth Republican rather pisses me off...

Edit: And the results are wonky:

SOS, says BernCo has 425/425 precincts and all early/absentee votes in:
Wilson 24378
Pearce 11921

BernCo Clerks says 416/423 precincts and early/absentee but not hand-delivered ballots in:
Wilson 27559
Pearce 14041

So the site that says there are still precincts outstanding has MORE votes counted than the one that says they are all in. WTF?

[MarkWarner08]

Major creativity plaudits to the McCamley campaign for this smooth biographical/attack ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgLwuxp6Ym4