Lewis Trondheim's concession

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Crater of Mauna Loa, Hawaii

I demand that all votes for my opponent be declared void because they were cast by illegal
immigrants from the east congratulate my opponent, Mr King, for an excellent and fair campaign and wish him all the best in his new office. Aargh, it's damn hot up here. Which bloody fool had the idea to do this up in the crater? Me? Oh well.