*Insert Predictable Joke about Rudd being the first DLP Prime Minister Here*
Krudd: Howard lite? Never! (Well, not now i'm in office)
Me: Fred Nile lite? (When will the government reflect the views of inner-suburban latte liberals)
Krudd: Fred Nile Lite (Who? Oh that crazy old bugger)? Would the people of Australia (Dandenong) support that? Yes? I think the question we have to ask ourselves is this: does working-family (outer suburban) Australia (Sydney and Southeast Queensland) want a man of integrity (...at least compared to Howard...) making sure their children are safe from pedophiles (interfering in their lives for no practical reason or benefit)? Of course they do! (Here's hoping nobody realises the two are unrelated and this policy is moderately Stalinist)